Who knows all the jokes?

A gecko got lost in front of a securities company, and a crocodile crawled over and tried to eat it. In desperation, the little gecko hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted, "Mom!" " Crocodile is stupefied, immediately burst into tears: "Son, you've just been trading stocks for half a month and you're so thin?" ! "

A gentleman was afraid to open his eyes when he flew for the first time. 15 minutes later, he opened his eyes, looked out of the window and shouted, "Oh, it's so high. People are like ants. " ! "

The neighbor said, "That's an ant. The plane has not taken off yet. "

A lumberjack applied for a job.

Go to the Woods ahead and see ... see how many trees you can saw in a minute. .....

In a minute. ....

Foreman: Wow ... 20 trees a minute ... amazing ... where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest ......

Foreman: No ... I've only heard of the Sahara Desert. ......

Worker: yes ... then I changed my name!

After work, several computers get together to fight the landlord, and the water dispenser also plays. He loses every time, but he still insists on taking part every day. The sofa didn't understand, so she asked the chair, "The water dispenser is lost every day. Why are you still playing so hard? " ? The chairman said, "Are you out of your mind to ask such a question?

There are five eggs in the refrigerator. The first said to the second: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible ~!

The second said to the third: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao ~ ~ It's terrible, it's terrible ~!

The third said to the fourth: Hey ~ Look ~ The fifth egg has Mao Mao. ...

The fifth egg heard it: get out ~! Lao zi is kiwi fruit ~! ! !

The devil said: Princess, no one will come to save you even if you shout your throat out. Princess: Broken throat. Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you. Demon: Damn it. The ghost said: Who found me? Who said: It's none of my business. The devil is dead! ! ! !

You take part in a shit contest with passerby A, passerby B and passerby C. Passer-by A took a triangular shit. Let us encourage you. Passerby B pulled a round lump, and everyone applauded. Passerby C pulled a five-pointed star, and everyone cheered. It’s your turn. You pulled a Santa Claus-shaped three-dimensional long beard and big crotch. Everyone was surprised and asked how you played it. You proudly said that you finished it yourself. .