Legal Jokes

1. One day, the students were in a law class. The teacher asked the students: "Who knows what the crime of deception is?" The students stayed for a few minutes. Suddenly, a female classmate stood up shyly and said, Said: "If the teacher does not let us pass the law exam, this is called deception!" The teacher looked confused: "How do you say this?" The female classmate said: "According to the law, using other people's ignorance to cause harm to others is called deception. "Crime!" "I'm dizzy!"

2. Several prisoners have recently arrived in a prison in New York. One day, the warden called them together and said to them: "This is a model prison. We are very democratic. Every prisoner can continue to do their original job when they come here." The prisoners were very happy to hear this. One of the prisoners suddenly started dancing. The warden quickly asked him: "What did you do before?" The prisoner replied loudly: "Mr. Warden, I used to guard the gate!"

3. Forgot to look at the face

Female: "I request a divorce from my husband and ask the court for a clear ruling."

Judge: "Please state the reasons."

Female: "He cheated on me. Before marriage, He didn’t tell me he had spots on his face.”

Judge: “Didn’t you see him before we got married?”

Female: “Yes, but I just looked at him at that time. He gave the gift without paying attention to his face."

4. Legal basis

Xiao Lin was sued for calling others a pig, and the court ordered him to be fined seventy rubles.

"This is so unfair!" Xiao Lin screamed in grievance, "Last time I called someone a pig, I was only fined thirty rubles!"

The judge shouted plausibly. : "You don't know that the price of pork has already risen

5. "Listen carefully," the defendant said to his defense lawyer: "If I can only go to jail for half a year, you will get another 100 yuan. remuneration. "In the court, the lawyer racked his brains and talked endlessly. The defendant got what he wanted. The lawyer later said to others: "This is really a difficult issue. Originally, the judge wanted to acquit him. "?!"

6 are all the same

In a small town, an old woman was summoned to testify in court, and when asked whether she denied it

When she met the defense lawyer, she clapped her hands and replied: "Yes, he is a liar."

"What about the prosecution lawyer?"

"Of course - - He is also a liar."

So the judge immediately called the two lawyers in front of him and whispered to them: "If any of you dare to ask her if she knows me. , then I will punish both of you for contempt of court.”