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Some people love long-distance running, and some people die in the end.
As a public figure, he expressed his desire for love in public and also publicly "forced marriage".
I have to say that Shen's "bravery" is somewhat sad.
202 1 March, Shen joked about the pressure of relatives and friends to urge marriage in Hunan Satellite TV's self-made program "Listening to Sisters".
However, no matter how urging, I can't urge Haitao to take a step forward, saying that he started preparing his wedding speech as early as two years ago.
How many truths are told in the name of jokes?
This sentence made Shen hang on the hot search for a whole week.
Later, in the program "Our Novice in the Workplace", Alina Zhang took the initiative to ask Du Haitao for proof and showed it to everyone. Is it really "irresistible"
Du Haitao has been talking about him, saying that he and Shen have a common understanding.
It is worth emphasizing that Shen expressed a lot in the program and suggested that everyone should not just talk about marriage.
This reaction is inevitable.
A woman sends such a strong signal, but in the face of eight years of feelings, men still dare not give a definite answer.
This reminds people of Adi and Ji, who were expecting a romantic wedding when they were 30 years old, but all they got was "love".
Not long ago, careful netizens found that on June 28th this year, Du Haitao's birthday, 10, Shen Yi uncharacteristically didn't send a blessing, and at that time there were all kinds of speculations.
Is this eight-year love marathon really over?
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People's fate is always wonderful, even if they grow up in different environments, they will meet when they walk around.
1989, Shen is an ordinary family in Jishou City, Hunan Province. He grew up in a bad family.
In the fifth and sixth grades, her father's personnel changes led to the exclusion of the whole family, and she didn't look down on others' faces.
Therefore, she has developed a strong personality, and she wants to do everything best, fearing being looked down upon by others.
In 2006, Shen was admitted to the Performance Department of Hunan University. In his sophomore year, he made his mark on Hunan Entertainment Channel through "Star Sister Election".
Compared with Shen, Du Haitao grew up with a well-off family and an average academic record.
After graduating from high school, he was admitted to Hunan Vocational and Technical College of Mass Media, which sends talents to Hunan Satellite TV every year.
It coincides with Hunan Satellite TV's ace program Happy Camp preparing for a new round of reform.
It is necessary to recruit hosts to form a happy family through "Shining New Anchor".
With the mentality of giving it a try, Du Haitao slipped into the final like stepping on a banana skin and won the championship.
Orfila, the runner-up, became a happy family with him.
This silly-looking, squinting northeast guy is like a "thunderbolt" on the stage of Happy Camp.
The whole scene is basically silly and happy in the corner of the stage, and a few words can't be inserted.
Because of this, Du Haitao's personal design has gradually become a good-natured "doormat", which only enhances the popularity of the audience.
However, Du Haitao, who had just touched the doorway, had not yet gained a foothold on the stage, and began to turn over frequently.
Once, the article came to the program as a guest.
In the interactive session, Du Haitao got stuck in the middle of the drilling game.
The article kicked his ass when he lifted his foot, and the scene was once chaotic.
This move has aroused the sympathy of many netizens, who feel that this is just a game of Haitao. This behavior is really insulting.
Unexpectedly, Du Haitao not only failed to appease the fans who spoke for him, but said on the social platform that if you love my smell so much, of course you should get high and let go!
This made Du Haitao, who had just reversed his popularity, lose some goodwill, and netizens thought it was too timid.
But Du Haitao is smart. He knew that he was not equal to the articles that were in the limelight at that time. Only by recognizing cowardice in time and taking sides can he have more living space.
But after another wave of unrest, it started again.
02
20 13 Korean artist G-Dragon appeared at the scene of Youth Choice hosted by Du Haitao.
Du Haitao worships G-Dragon and loses his mind instantly, regardless of the status of the host.
During the shouting, Li, the co-host next to him, tried his best to control the venue, but he couldn't control Du Haitao, who had let go of himself.
In the process of awarding the prize to G-Dragon, Du Haitao once again made an amazing move, kneeling down to award him the prize.
After this video came out, it instantly aroused a thousand waves and the criticism was endless. People call Du Haitao "Du Kneel".
After all, in public, his identity is not only a fan, but also a public figure. It is really inappropriate to kneel down.
Later, Du Haitao was forced to apologize publicly, but it didn't work.
In private, you can kneel down as you like, but on the stage, Du Haitao, as a domestic host, kneels down to a Korean star, which is a disgrace to the country and the people.
This has completely defeated the hard-earned reputation, and it is still difficult to let go.
After the "Kneeling Incident", Du Haitao still remembers it vividly. He hasn't had a mother for a long time.
However, a leopard cannot change his spots, and Du Haitao behind the scenes is still criticized.
Unexpectedly, the incident of molesting Ada leaked, and Du Haitao was scolded for hot search again.
On the wedding day, Ada appeared on the scene as a bridesmaid in a tulle skirt, which made the best man group have a "bad heart".
They deliberately lifted Ada and lay down, trying to throw it to one side of the pool.
Jia Ling stepped forward to stop it for the first time, and Bao Beier didn't stop until he found something wrong.
Du Haitao, who was already brain-wide, was reluctant to let go, and was scolded the worst afterwards.
I don't think it's that serious.
I lack discretion in doing things, but after more than ten years of experience in Hunan Satellite TV, my business ability should be not bad, right?
The result is a mess.
20 18, at the most important New Year's Eve party of Hunan Satellite TV, Du Haitao directly mispronounced the name of "Bank of Communications" as "China Merchants Bank".
Although he was rescued by his good brother He Jiong, the damage was irreparable.
Business ability has been questioned one after another, but these experiences are quite similar to Shen.
Shen, a member of Hunan Satellite TV, has been a veritable black body since his debut. She is not good at plastic surgery, grabbing words and grabbing ability ... The controversy has never been broken.
This made her strong since she was a child.
At the same time, I also long for my vulnerability to be seen and someone to rely on.
Only then, no one would associate Shen with the handsome Du Haitao.
03
20 15 Du Haitao and Shen were photographed holding hands on the streets of South Korea.
The news about their love spread like wildfire, and everyone's first reaction was not blessing, but confusion.
Match or not, hasn't Du Haitao been chasing Orfila? Why are you with Shen?
There has always been a saying in Happy Camp that there is a friendship called He Jiong Nana.
In other words, after years of co-hosting, the two have become close friends beyond gender, and everyone is watching.
But Du Haitao and Orfila, who entered a happy family together through the draft, are different. Du Haitao and He Jiong have never had a border.
As early as 20 12, Du Haitao expressed his willingness to be with Orfila for the first time in the recording of the program.
And bluntly insinuate: I feel more about her than just a friend. I think it's just love, and then ...
At that time, He Jiong and Vega took turns to fight for him, but Haitao just couldn't get on the right track.
As a guest, Jiro Wang asked: How long have they known each other?
He Jiong told him very formally: seven years.
It seems to be enough to prove that there can be sparks between Wu and Du.
At that time, Orfila, as the "hostess", was like a cat on hot bricks, and she couldn't care so much. She blurted out at once: "But in these seven years, Haitao has never broken his girlfriend."
Pay attention to the words: I have never broken my girlfriend.
After all kinds of interruptions, this matter was not taken to heart by everyone and laughed it off.
A month later, Du Haitao celebrated her birthday on the show, and once again made a wish related to Orfila, saying that because she loved her very much, she only wanted her to be happy.
Although Orfila told him in the program: I hope you are happy, please leave me alone.
But Haitao did not give up.
The following year, the film Happy Home, which they co-starred, held a premiere conference.
Du Haitao's confession "made a comeback" again, and Orfila could only respond with a grin: the box office exceeded 654.38 billion.
This year has reached 20 13.
In the end, the box office of Happy Home was fixed at 65.438+0.5 billion. I wonder if Orfila is relieved.
In this historical event, Haitao, who has repeatedly confessed his failure, suddenly announced his love affair with Shen. No wonder everyone is not optimistic about this relationship.
At the beginning of the relationship, both of them were under great pressure.
Some people say that Shen is using Du Haitao as a springboard, while others say that he is seeking some opportunities to speculate on love.
As we all know, Shen really likes Du Haitao. At first, she chased Du Haitao, and when she was in love, she mainly took the lead.
Du Haitao was violent towards Shen Leng for three months. No matter how humble Chen Meng is, he always seems indifferent.
During this period, Shen's weight dropped to the lowest point in history and suffered from anorexia. 172 Height and weight are less than 90 kg.
Shen tried several times to persuade himself to give up, but he still didn't want to.
Finally, I went to Du Haitao's home, observed the use of clothes, shoes and household appliances at home, and judged that Du Haitao had just left home and decided to come.
Sure enough, it wasn't long before Du Haitao came back, and they got back together.
When asked what he saw in Du Haitao, he was willing to be with him at all costs, even though he had been treated like this.
Shen always said sweetly that I felt my heartbeat from the first moment I saw him.
Du Haitao, she said, was her greatest treasure in the world.
They met in a positioning project. In Shen's impression, Du Haitao's image is to stay in the base camp and be silly and happy every day.
As a result, he was humorous and witty in reality and was immediately moved.
Later, Shen got up the courage and sent a message to invite Du Haitao to dinner.
This time, because of a move by Du Haitao, Shen collapsed completely.
On the same day, Shen took a friend to have dinner with Du Haitao. During the dinner, Haitao peeled a shrimp for Shen.
She said that apart from her family, it was the first time that the opposite sex peeled shrimp for her.
She thinks Du Haitao is too gentle and enthusiastic.
In the long run, I think Du Haitao is the man in her heart who can show her vulnerability and dependence.
In order to keep the details of love, Shen kept every chat record of the two (perhaps this is also the handle of "forced marriage" in the future).
04
20 19 Hunan Satellite TV hit the variety "Daughter in Love". Shen and Du Haitao showed their daily life to everyone.
Du Haitao, who was originally full of black materials, has transformed into a model boyfriend in people's hearts.
Warm water in the morning and warm water bags in the middle of the night all reveal Du Haitao's meticulous care for Shen.
After drinking too much at a time, Du Haitao repeated to Shen with red eyes. His greatest wish is that everyone should be kind to her.
Shen Yi a pair of Du Haitao yelled. She wants Du Haitao to be too fat to lose weight.
This time, Du Haitao has become a "human ideal" for many girls.
Through this variety show, Shen unveiled the mystery of their relationship.
On April 20 19, Daughter in Love said that they had been in love for six years.
In "Listening to Sisters" broadcast in March 20021,she said that they had been in love for eight years.
That is to say, at 20 13, the relationship between them has been confirmed.
In this way, under the attitude that everyone wants to see a joke, the two have gone through eight years firmly and become fairy tales in people's hearts.
I just don't know if there is an undercurrent under the sweetness.
Because of the particularity of their work, they often travel back and forth between the two places. Du Haitao also complained that Shen was very busy, and his ideal half was a housewife.
Shen thinks this is unrealistic, and he will be very depressed without his own career.
Do these seemingly uncontroversial little things also set the stage for feelings to run aground?
Just when everyone thought that the two should make a positive result, the news that something good was coming came out again and again.
But it didn't take long to be rumored again and again.
Shen posted a photo of himself wearing a wedding dress on his social account; Express when to get married in front of the public media,
It is up to Haitao to make it clear, but Du Haitao has been indifferent.
Every time there are rumors and attacks on Haitao, Shen will also expose their photos on social platforms to protect each other's reputation.
Even though Shen publicly urged marriage in Listening to Sister, the final result was that Shen apologized to Du Haitao and made him feel wronged.
Then who will comfort her grievances?
Shen's behavior is like the lyrics: I am not gentle, only brave.
A girl's eight years of youth did not wait for the answer.
It is really puzzling that Du Haitao can confess frequently, but he turns a blind eye to Shen's persistence.
Just, up to now, Du Haitao is also in a dilemma.
Yes, it seems very reluctant.
Back, afraid of heartbreak.
But feelings are like drinking water, and you know it well. I wonder what will happen to Du Haitao in the end.
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