A funny joke

1. Do you think a man cares about you if he texts you back while playing dota? It's naive. He is actually waiting for resurrection.

The company organized a physical examination, and the results came out a week later.

MM at the front desk appeared with the report in her arms and said, "Everyone's autopsy reports have come out. Come and get it. "

One radical often hurts Christians.

On this day, after killing several Christians in the street, he caught a man and asked, "Are you a Christian?"

The man said, "Fortunately, I'm not. Amen ... "

"hmm? ! "

"... amen, a vine is in front of it. The tender green drops have just sprouted, and the melons and cows are carrying that heavy shell ... "

3. What if mosquitoes are caught alive in summer?

1, of course, raising him; 2. Send him to school; 3. Buy him a house; 4. Help him marry a wife; 5. Show him the children.

What else can you do? After all, it is your blood!

4. A gentleman is in a hurry to drive. In a hurry, he peed in an empty sprite bottle. When there was a traffic jam, he ran out of the car and tried to put the bottle in the trash can. A respectful patrolman stopped him. Then take a sip and show me!

5. Generation gap → That is, I asked my dad what he thought of Chrysanthemum Terrace, and he said he had never drunk it.

None of this is funny. I think it's better to look at the picture. Absolutely hilarious. If you want to see it, you can ask me to add Q.