Quotations from Stephen Chow's classic jokes

Get up in the morning and shout to the mirror: "pig!" " "

When you see a puppy, you should call it "Wang Cai".

When you see cockroaches or flies in the bowl, shout, "Xiao Qiang!

Stephen Chow's Classic Quotations II.

When you hear someone talking to you, say, "Roger that!" "

Ask the other person's name: "What's your mother's name?"

Stephen Chow's Classic Quotations III.

When the roommate looked at the girl, he said, "Master, is your taste too bad?"

Express admiration for a person and say, "Then let's all start this relationship at once!" "at the same time

He also said, "Miss, there is no denying that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie."

When you are threatened, you say, "forgive me, hero!" "

Seeing others fighting, he said, "gnome male-"! Don't be angry, you will be offended if you are angry! "

Stephen Chow's Classic Quotations 4.

When someone asks you to borrow something, they will say, "Do you want it? If you want it, just say it. How can I know what you want if you don't tell me? Although you look at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want. Do you really want it? Then you can take it! You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it? ……

If you can't sleep in hot weather, you say, "It's a long night, and you don't want to sleep."

When I praised my school, I said, "Although it is not beautiful, it has a unique flavor."

Stephen Chow's Classic Quotations 5.

When you admire others, say, "I'm kao! I have taken you! "

But when I heard someone say hello on the road, I said, "Talk to me? Are you talking to me? Wrong person! "

Show someone something and say, "You don't believe it? Look! "

Stephen Chow's Classic Quotations 6.

When you can't understand what others are saying, just say, "I see, you are crazy!" " "

When he was inferior to others in the exam, he said, "In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him. It is because of the extra burden that he will be tall. "

I am a little! "

When your girlfriend asks you why you like her, she says, "Do you need a reason to love someone?"

Stephen Chow's Classic Quotations 7.

When abandoned, say "the relationship is broken."

Talk to people about the feeling of being lovelorn: "Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, only endless pain and sigh!" " "

Seeing the people in the same dormitory dumping good things, he said, "You are so naughty! I told you not to throw things around, it's wrong to throw things around! "

When I was drunk, I said, "Hey, give me some time. I'll get used to it when I throw up!" " "

I failed in the exam and said, "I guessed ahead of time, but I couldn't guess the ending ..."

When you see someone else fail in the exam, you should say, "Brother, you have been recruited!" " ""why? Are you having an affair with him? ! ! Note that the word leg must be pronounced in a special voice.

Stephen Chow's Classic Quotations 8.

The weather turned cloudy: "It thundered, it rained, and the clothes were collected!" " Or "What a big marshmallow!" ! !

Someone asked you to bring him something: "You want me to show him some souvenirs. Do you have any necklaces, jewelry, gold and silver jewelry, moonlight boxes and so on ... "

Others criticize you: Who said that? I just focused my vision on one point to change my previous view of things! !

Fight with people: I am a woman. Are you kidding?