5 riddles of cold jokes

Answer: Because it will cocoon (frugality)

2. What's the pencil's surname?

Answer: Xiao, sharpen (Xiao) the pencil

3. Corn wants to pursue fashion and has a perm. What's the result?

answer: it turned into popcorn

4. What line does the monkey dislike?

answer: parallel lines (because there is no intersection <; Banana > )

5, chocolate and tomatoes fight, why is chocolate winning?

answer: because of chocolate bars

6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans?

answer: it turned into green bean paste

7. After the match was burned, it went to the hospital. What did it become?

answer: cotton swabs

8. How did Lin Daiyu die?

answer: a sister Lin fell to her death.

9. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

Answer: not (cloth) afraid of 1,, only (paper) afraid of one thousand

1. Going to the toilet (guess the name of a Hong Kong female artist)

Answer: Karen Mok (reason: don't smell)

11. What animal likes to stick on the wall?

answer: seal (newspaper)

12. Why do foxes often wrestle?

Answer: Because the fox is very cunning (his feet are slippery)

13 or 4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away 5 people?

Answer: Because the person they played was called "Mahjong"

14. When do you like to drink soda?

Answer: When you are lonely (when you are lonely, you will feel like soda)

15. What happened to an egg that went to a teahouse for tea?

answer: as a result, it turned into a tea egg

16. There was a male deer, and he walked faster and faster. What happened in the end?

Answer: It turned into an expressway

17. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped off the fifth floor, bleeding a lot. What happened?

answer: it turned into a red bean

18. Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it flew so high?

Answer: Because the stars will flash.

19. What kind of mouse walks on two feet?

Answer: Mickey Mouse

2. What duck walks on two feet?

Answer: All ducks walk on two feet (do you mean Donald Duck)

21. When can tw be unified?

Answer: When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles)

22. Miss's business is not good now, why?

answer: bird flu

23. What kind of people can't work in gas stations?

Answer: A glib person (the oil gun slips off)

24. Is the dumpling a boy or a girl?

answer: boys are dressed in gold because dumplings have a wrapper

25

answer: a surprised (golden) person

26, a bee stung on the calendar

answer: wind (bee) and sunny (calendar)

27, a bear came

. The mobile phone should not fall into the toilet

Answer: It is now or never (wet)

29. There are ten sheep, and nine are squatting in the sheepfold

Answer: cadence (one sheep squats wrong)

3. How to make the sparrow quiet?

answer: press it (silence)

31. What is the transparent sword?

Answer: Invisible (sword)

32. What do African cannibals eat? A: Eating people, so why should chiefs be vegetarian?

answer: vegetable eater

33. Why are there no dinosaurs now?

Answer: The dinosaur went to make a movie

34. Xiaobai looks like his brother. Do you know why?

Answer: It's really like Dabai

35. How about an egg swimming in Songhua River?

answer: it turned into a preserved egg

36. What about an egg that ran to Shandong?

answer: it has become a Lu (halogen) egg

37. How about an egg that is homeless?

answer: it turned into a wild egg

38. An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. What about it?

answer: it turned into an inverted (guided) bomb

39. An egg ran into the flowers. What about it?

Answer: It became Hua Dan

4. How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea?

Answer: They became Superman

41. Xiaoming and Xiaohua went to the seaside to tell jokes. After telling jokes, they died. Why?

Answer: Because of the tsunami (laughs)

42. Why don't men go out?

Answer: Because you become a layman as soon as you go out

43. Why can't you see God's penis?

Answer: The secret can't be revealed

44. Why is the iceberg only a tip?

Answer: Because the other corner was broken by Titanic

45. How to keep the duck from flying away?

Answer: Give it a wing (it's hard to fly)

46. Who doesn't have a phone?

Answer: Perfect Phone

47. Ma Jiajue once said to me privately, "The most lethal weapon is a blunt knife". Why?

Answer: Because it is a hammer

48. Why does Chang 'e rush to the moon?

answer: Hou Yi shot for nine days, even if he was a fairy, he couldn't stand it.

49. Little black, little white, little yellow and little red were flying. Who would be dizzy and throw up?

answer: white rabbit (vomit)

5. A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened?

answer: I became fat.