How to tell a joke every day?

1, Jin Mu, which leg is the longest?

Answer: fire. Because of the "ham sausage".

The elephant's nose is the longest among animals, so what is the second longest?

Answer: Elephant.

Sparta originally had 800 soldiers. Do you know why it was changed to 300 later?

Answer: Because "Wu Bai" went to sing.

4. Which two kinds of vegetables have mobile phones?

Answer: green vegetables and radishes. Because "turnips and greens have their own love", the sound of "love" is the same as "love".

Another one is seasonal.

Do you know what Sun Yang shouted in front of his left hand after winning the1500m swimming championship?

He said, Po, Are you ~ ~ ~ on ~ ~ ~ back ~ ~ ~ good ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Because Park is slower than him 19 seconds.