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Example of apology to wife in classical Chinese
1. An apology letter to my wife
Dear Wife:
In accordance with your wishes, I reflected in the study for an hour and forty-three Minutes and seven seconds, I drank a glass of boiled water, went to the bathroom once, and did not smoke. The above facts are accurate, please review.
Attached is my review report. Any inappropriate points can be negotiated.
After three months of marriage, I think my wife is gentle, virtuous, diligent and intelligent, and a rare good wife. However, as a husband, I behave perversely, have a frivolous attitude, and do everything I want. There is something worth debating.
The following is my analysis of my bad behavior, please ask the leader for approval:
1. What happened yesterday was my fault. Although the braised eggplant you made is a bit salty, it is delicious and flawless. I shouldn't accuse you of wasting salt. I am seeking perfection and blaming so much because I am hiding my jealousy. But you can add some water.
2. When you said you liked Lu Yi, I shouldn’t have said blindly that I liked Gigi Leung, which made you unable to talk to me for two days, which was extremely painful. Thinking about it carefully, my answer is indeed inappropriate, because your love interest is still limited to the mainland, but I rushed to Hong Kong and Taiwan. I still like Zhou Xun.
3. If you like watching Xiao Zhengge in Korean dramas, I shouldn’t obstruct it in every possible way, and I shouldn’t protest if you compare me with him, because Xiao Zhengge didn’t protest.
4. At the wedding on Saturday, I said I had a meeting and I didn’t know if I could go. You prepared two red envelopes, one for 100 and one for 200. But I didn’t go and you accidentally gave them away. Out thick. My dear, I shouldn't laugh at you. You've done a great job. If it were me, I might have given them both away together.
5. Last time you bought yellow croaker, I shouldn’t have sworn it and pretended to be a chef. As a result, you cheered when helping the cook, salivated when you smelled it, but dejected when you ate it. For your fragile psychology , which is unbearable.
6. You cut your hair short and asked me if it looked good. I said it looked good and you were very happy. When you asked for further confirmation, I said it was okay. When you asked me whether it was good or not, I answered that it was not as good as before. You are very sad. This is my fault. All future replies will be based on the first time.
7. You have met many excellent friends on the Internet. Letters are passed around and photos are flying. I shouldn’t use newspaper reports to hit you. But the photo of you in the white skirt is really not good-looking, the photo of you in the turtleneck is better, with me as a bodyguard next to you, it looks grand.
8. When you visited your nephew, you came back to discuss with me who should wash the diapers. I really shouldn’t shirk responsibility and make you angry. But dear, this task is too far away. Let's discuss who is responsible for the birth. Who gave birth to them in their family?
9. When you accuse me of leaving socks everywhere, I should not accuse you of leaving books everywhere. After all, socks smell, but books smell good.
10. When you invited Cher to McDonald’s, I shouldn’t have kicked her secretly under the table to make you furious. But she trampled so many of my leather shoes, why didn’t you care?
11. When you say that I am not as beautiful as you, I should not stubbornly deny it. You are right, and the evidence is conclusive, and a blind man can testify.
12. When I came back from taking out the garbage downstairs, you circled around me several times and asked me how many cigarettes I had smoked. When I said one, you got very angry. Honey, I had no idea your nose was so sensitive, I actually sniffed two of them.
You have always been a considerate girl. I hope you can forgive me and give me a chance to change my ways. For the sake of family stability and economic prosperity, here are a few small suggestions:
1. Don’t point at the handsome guy on TV and say he looks like your former boyfriend. The first time you got close to a man was At the dance of my sophomore year, I stepped on other people's feet in a panic. Unfortunately, that person was me.
2. When visiting the store, don’t always have sudden whims. For example, you want to buy a grinder to make minced garlic. Don’t you think my machine is more economical?
3. When eating, you always think I eat too little, but when taking pictures, you think I am fat. My dear, this really makes me embarrassed.
4. Don’t ask me some tricky and weird questions, saying they are brain teasers, which will make my logic confused.
5. Don’t tell me jokes when I’m watching a gun movie, and you can’t do it without laughing.
My wife, please be aware of all the above. Friendly reminder: There was a spider in the bedroom yesterday. If you need protection, please contact the sofa No. 1 in the leisure area on the west side of the living room and we will serve you wholeheartedly. 2. An apology letter to my girlfriend
I am very conflicted and don’t know how to tell you. I typed on the keyboard repeatedly, ~~, I drank alcohol the night I came back from the hotel yesterday, and... I drank liquor for the first time this year, even though it wasn’t much.
I am still drunk, and it is the first time in my life that I am drunk, because I want to have you for the rest of my life. Drinking wine to soothe your sorrows will only make you more sorrowful.
I can't forget you. I can't let you go.
I can't live without you. Without you, I have nothing.
Do you know? I'm crying, will you look down on me? Is this the most sign of weakness and incompetence? Will you laugh at me? Joke do I like you? Do you know how I feel now? It's late autumn weather now. Silly, on a night like this, all I can think about is you. It's very late and I don't feel sleepy at all, but I'm still looking at every photo of you over and over again. I'm so scared because I'm afraid I won't be able to write well. I am afraid that I will lose you forever because I cannot write this letter well, and I don’t know how to write it to satisfy myself, so that you can realize the real me now. Why do I always feel that I have lost you before I even have it? ? It’s been half a month since I repaired myself (confession) I really have a lot to say to you, but I understand your current mood very well. No matter how nice I am to you, it’s useless. On the contrary, it will increase your dislike of me. It’s me. The flammable and explosive words hurt your pure heart. I really really want to have a special place in your heart. ..Many times I hope that time will stand still and stop in the happy days when I had you and me, and I will not let you leave me for any reason. After all, this is not a myth, the reality is cruel to me.
.You will never understand my heart. Keep your promise and make you happy and determined to change your shortcomings.
Change yourself for future happiness, and promise to give you a blue space of love and amiable language from today on! I will always be engraved in my heart, I will throw away the shadow of my ex-girlfriend's betrayal, and melt the suspicion and suspicion into my own heart. What I pursue is eternal love! It’s not three minutes of heat, and it’s not a normal purpose! I clearly remember that after the first meal, I told Li Yunhua that you are the girl I have been looking for in my life. I knew it very clearly and told myself clearly that I will live for one minute and love you for 60 seconds. I love you so deeply that you can't escape every trace of my love. I keep complaining about my faults and hurt your fragile and pure heart again and again. Let me give you freedom! I promise you this.
Using the blood dripping from my heart as an oath, I finally know what the way to love you is. As long as you are happy, as long as you are happy, that is enough.
I beg you sincerely; don’t ruthlessly drive me out of the door of your love, I can’t lack your presence even for a minute. Only by winning your love can my life be glorious and my career brilliant. My feelings about missing you cannot be summed up in one sentence. Although I know the pain of missing you, I am willing to accept the punishment of impulsiveness.
Yes, you have many choices, but I believe in myself! Because no one will love you more than me! In the future, I will use the way you want to express my love for you. I beg you to leave me the last and only chance of happiness. Don’t ask me how much I love you. I really can’t tell. I only know how to give you. Your phone calls and text messages have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. .I can skip meals, sleep, and rest, but I can’t miss you, really! ! I said to myself, in fact, my love was born because of you, so how can I find someone who can replace you? My friend told me that there will be no results between us. In fact, I don’t know that you are just a distant and difficult dream.
But I can't convince myself. I am stupid, and my friends also say so. There are many women in the world, and there will be one as good as you.
But I have no intention of discovering and looking for it.
I said no matter who she is, she is never you! I know that if I don't confess to you, I will never have another chance. In that case, I think I will regret it for the rest of my life. So, I mustered up the courage. Of course, I know that you have the right to no longer like me, but you But I have no right to stop me from liking you. Regardless of whether you accept me or not, I will try my best to fight for it.
My world is wonderful because of you! I will make you happy, and I don’t want you to give up on someone who truly loves you! I'd love to know what you think, could you write me something? I know it will still make you sad, but I want to hear what you say... I wish: Happy every day! Everything goes well. 3. Apology to Girlfriend
Dear Wife: Last night, I frantically inflicted inhumane harm on you.
Although this hurt occurred in the midst of uncontrollable longing, its behavior has caused uneasiness and instability to you and the little family we are about to form. In this regard, I have conducted deep introspection and self-anatomy today, and I feel extremely guilty, uneasy, and deeply remorseful for my actions.
Ever since I fell in love with you, I have been immersed in terrible pride and pride. It is because of your love that I am so proud of myself.
I was blinded by love. Chairman Mao taught us: "Love is just the first step in a long march of thousands of miles. The road after love will be longer, more arduous, and greater..." And in my terrible pride, I even forgot about his words. Finally, how much harm this kind of thinking and behavior may cause to the revolution and my wife! However, my wife once again showed your greatness.
At this important juncture, my wife was very perceptive and far-sighted, and gained a timely insight into my heart and thoughts. Plan strategies to win a thousand-mile victory, take timely and decisive actions to bring order to the chaos, cut through the weeds with a quick knife, and completely overthrow my counter-revolutionary camp with anger! (As I write this, I can’t help but feel my immense love and longing for you! How great you are! Please allow me to give you the most noble revolutionary kiss!) I deeply realize the brilliance of my wife. Just like the sun shining on me, my wife's love bathes me like rain and dew.
And I am a grass growing happily! How can I survive without my wife? The answer is no, no, it means no and no and no and no and no! But not only did I not want to repay you, but I repaid you with kindness and hatred. I used the heart of a reactionary to attack the revolutionaries and launched a crazy attack on you. This is of course destined to perish! , will also be nailed to the pillar of shame in our family history! And at this critical moment when I was about to go to the point of no return from sin, it was you, my dear wife, who was magnanimous, regardless of past grudges, and adults who ignored the faults of villains. You stretched out your hands in time to save me, and saved me. I am back on the path of revolution! Wife, your noble behavior will definitely write a glorious page in our family history! (Writing this, I really can’t bear the admiration and respect for you in my heart. Please allow me, must allow me to shout: Long live my wife! And I will give you the most noble revolutionary kiss again!) My wife, you You are the bright moon in my heart, the sun in my heart, the beacon in my life, and the great helmsman of our little family. You will always be my most trustworthy mentor! You guide us in the direction of victory. I deeply realize that I cannot live without you in this life, the next life, the next life, the next life, and the next life! Please allow me to shout again: I love you! My great wife gave me a chance, what should I do? Although even "The Analects of Confucius", "The Bible", "Das Kapital", and "Anthology of ***" did not give me the answer, I have grown up under the brilliance of my wife, and I also know how to think.
Both emotion and reason tell me that I must change my past and be a new person, put down the butcher's knife, turn around, and start all over again. Manage our love and family! I swear: I will definitely unite around the center of the family with my wife as the core, hold high the great banner of "Be a model husband, love your wife", and be of one mind and heart with my wife, never leave, grow old together, and stay together forever. , join hands and work hard to build our future small family into a modern socialist family with money, car, house and children.
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