An exaggerated joke story

Joke story: exaggeration

Author: Luo Yiqi

My cousin Liang Xiao is in the fifth grade of primary school. His math score is very good, but his Chinese score is "very bad", which gives my cousin a headache.

One day, my cousin called me to his house and asked me to help Xiao Liang write a composition. It turns out that the Chinese teacher in Xiao Liang assigned a composition task, requiring the use of "exaggeration" rhetoric in the composition. My cousin is in business. He doesn't know much about it, and Xiao Liang is also at a loss.

I have only published a few "tofu blocks" in newspapers and periodicals. In order to guide Xiao Liang more accurately, I turned on my computer and searched for "exaggerated words" on the Internet. I read it to Liang Xiao at the same time: "exaggeration is a rhetorical way to exaggerate or reduce the image, characteristics, function and degree of things in order to achieve a certain expression effect." Xiao Liang blinked and looked puzzled.

I made a further explanation: "That is to say, deliberately making things big, many, high, or small, few, very low, for example,' flying straight down to thousands of feet, it is suspected that the Milky Way has set for nine days.' It's too exaggerated. "Xiao Liang seems to wake up:" talk is called exaggeration? Then what should I write in this composition? " I enlightened him and said, "Write what you are familiar with, and it is best to write about people around you." Small bright spot nodded. Seeing that he understood, I felt a great sense of accomplishment.

Two nights later, my cousin called me and said unhappily, "Cousin, how did you teach Xiao Liang to write a composition? You are in trouble! Come and talk about it in detail ... "I was frightened and ran to my cousin's house.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw my cousin holding Liang Xiao's composition book and angrily reprimanding Liang Xiao. I am busy asking what is going on. My cousin said, "It was noon in Xiao Liang. The Chinese teacher called and said that all the students went to the podium to read their compositions in the morning. Xiao Liang's composition was so exaggerated that I didn't care at that time. But then a creditor called to collect debts, and I realized the seriousness of the problem! " I'm a little overwhelmed. This composition is completely different from debt collection. How can they be connected?

"Look how this boy wrote about my home!" My cousin stared at Liang Xiao and opened Liang Xiao's composition book and read it: "My home is so beautiful, high-end luxury is like a villa; My home is very wide and can be used as a basketball court. My family has a lot of money and there are millions in the bank. At that time, my dad went to buy a house and bought hundreds of square meters in one breath ... Cousin, you said that my house, more than 100 square meters, was bought only after I owed a debt. Where is it like a palace? My small business can't make much money, and now I have less than100000 at home. Where can I get millions? When did I buy a house of several hundred square meters? The most terrible thing is that this boy's composition has been sent to Weibo and WeChat by his classmates, and many people believe it! " I was shocked and didn't know what to say at the moment.

Xiao Liang bowed his head and vaguely defended: "Uncle said it was an exaggerated rhetorical device ..." I suddenly blamed myself: it was all my fault. I explained to Xiao Liang what "exaggeration" is, but I didn't explain to him what "bragging" is ... My cousin was about to continue to give Xiao Liang a lesson. My cousin turned white when he saw the guests. I asked who it was, and my cousin said blankly, "Debt collector." ...

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