A short humorous joke

Short and humorous jokes, life is a big dye vat, with sorrow and joy. Friends circle is often used by us, and many people will share some funny jokes in friends circle. The following is a short humorous joke I have carefully prepared for you. Welcome to refer to it.

A short humorous joke 1

1. If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

2. My object is very good, elephants are also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor cut through the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish, "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" " As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.

4. Weather forecast: Recently, a master of picking up girls was born, so please pay attention.

5. "I must discuss it with my partner." "Don't you have no partner?" "So there is no discussion."

6. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are worried about being taken away by others.

7. You don't have a woman named Wang Sicong's husband. What qualifications do you have to be my mother?

8. There are always some idiots who are friends I can't abandon.

9. No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives.

10, reborn as a woman in the next life, and then marry a man like me.

1. Love is a game. The name of the game is: see who is crazy first!

Second, learning to bully during the exam is like Wifi, and people within the range of Fiona Fang 10 meter are asking for passwords.

Third, you can get a good job by investing in the right resume; You don't have to work if you have the right child.

Fourth, don't have children. What should you do when you are old and sick in the future? What, this kid is my future drug detonator?

You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to cut me.

Six, women like two kinds of flowers best in life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

7. What does a gentleman say but not do? The most typical thing is: I only eat and don't wash dishes!

Eight, years have smoothed your edges and corners, in fact, you have been taken away by life.

9. A little boy walked into a toy store with fake money to buy a toy plane. Aunt waiter said, "Little friend, your money is not real." . The little boy asked, "Aunt, is your plane real?"

A short humorous joke, paragraph 3 1. When you like someone, your brain will automatically add filters to whiten and grind your skin, and when you don't like someone, it will change to the original picture every second.

As an experienced person, my advice to young people is: don't come over.

Third, on the way home, I saw many takeaway brothers rushing to deliver food, and suddenly felt very inspirational. Others are still eating so late. What reason do I have not to eat?

Fourth, the biggest failure in life is the Tang Priest. People around him, whether friends or enemies, always want to send him to the west.

5. The money in the pocket is the most changeable and ungrateful, and the fat on the body is the most inseparable.

If you can't learn advanced mathematics no matter how hard you try, don't be discouraged. It really doesn't matter. This subject is not impossible to learn.

7. The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

Eight, I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

People say you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed dirty.