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2022 satirical copywriting of inhumanity
1. The feelings between people. Sometimes it is like knitting a sweater. When knitting, you need to be careful with one needle and one thread. When you take it apart, you only need to pull it gently. Maybe it is just a joke, maybe it is An unintentional small misunderstanding, all the emotions will never be seen again!
2. When you do it right, no one will remember it; when you do it wrong, even your breathing is wrong.
3. If you are a person, people will cheer you everywhere; if you are a waste, people will look down upon you everywhere!
4. When you are poor in the busy city, no one cares about you. When you are rich in the mountains, you have distant relatives. If you don’t believe it, just look at the wine at the banquet and serve the rich first. A man without money is worse than a ghost; a soup without salt is worse than water.
5. Don’t complain to others when you have nothing to do. There are very few people in the world who can empathize with you. Most people will be bored by hearing it, and a small number of people will publicize it everywhere as a laughing stock.
6. Even if you are good in many ways, one bad thing will overturn all your efforts, even if you put your heart and soul into it; if you are wrong, you will be accused of being a coward! There are some human beings in reality: if you help someone a hundred times, you won’t be grateful; if you don’t help him half the time, you will be resentful!
7. When you are not strong enough, everything you do is just a joke in the eyes of others.
8. Don’t think that the person you can’t let go of will also be unable to let you go. A fish will die without water, but the water without fish will be clearer.
9. If you give him a dollar a day, he will hate you if you don't give it for a day. If you give him a slap every day, as long as you don't slap him for a day, he will thank you. Such is human nature, such is life.
10. If you have too many smiling faces, you will get sick! If you are too talkative, others will think you are a fool without a temper. 11. Human nature is cold. How enthusiastic it is when I use you, but how cold it is when I don’t use you!
12. Don’t be too kind, don’t be too generous, and don’t be too capable. Over time, people will think that everything you do is as it should be. Even if one day you can't hold it any longer and are tired from crying, no one will feel sorry for you. Because in their eyes this is what you want.
13. When people are down, don’t bother anyone, because you will see a real society and a group of real people.
14. There is nothing inappropriate. It’s just that I’m tired of you. After weighing the pros and cons, I’m too lazy to love. I want to meet someone better than you.
15. Giving from the bottom of your heart may not bring you sincere care. Kind-hearted help may not be moved and respected by others. In this world, people's hearts are unpredictable, and no one can see through the superficial disguise.
16. Sometimes if you pay too much, you will be looked down upon by others. Sometimes being honest and loyal turns into a soft persimmon that can be manipulated by others.
17. Don’t reveal your true feelings to others casually. You must know that the joys and sorrows between people are actually not the same. Your full words will be just a story to others.
18. No one cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and no one cares how many autumns you have tossing and turning. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process alone. When we all understand this truth, we will no longer be pretentious in front of others,
and go around talking to seek comfort.
19. Inappropriateness is poverty, lack of feeling is ugly, falling in love at first sight is good-looking, and thoughtfulness is rich. This is reality.
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10. Life is very realistic. When you are nothing, you can only keep your head down and let others have the final say. And when you reach a certain level of strength, you will have the chance to have the final say.
Twenty-one. When others pay a little attention to you, open your heart. You think this is frankness, but in fact it is loneliness. In the end, he is just a clown who amuses himself, leaving others with nothing to talk about and hurting their self-esteem.
Twenty-two. When you work hard and become brilliant, thousands of people support you as an emperor. When you are depressed and heartbroken, there are a group of white-eyed wolves around you.
23. In the past, people treated you based on your parents’ status. In the future, people will treat your parents based on your status.
Twenty-four. I knew you wouldn’t follow me if I stretched out my hand, so I stretched out my leg and tripped you. Sure enough, you stood up and ran after me.
So I have to admit: Since ancient times, deep love has never been retained, and it has always been a trick to win people's hearts.
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