Short funny dialogue

Short funny dialogue

1. A: Having money and health is called an asset, having money but no health is called a legacy!

< p> B: Damn it, it’s really miserable to have no money and no health after working hard all your life! @云西三人

2. A colleague was driving very hard, and I couldn’t help but say: I think you both Those who are not worthy of driving four wheels can drive two wheels at most.

He was very angry after hearing this: If I have money, I drive a four-wheeled car. Why should I only ride a bicycle?

Me: Bicycle? At your speed, you can only ride a wheelchair. . . . @飞

3. My mother arranged a blind date for Xiaolei.

Xiaolei was not satisfied and said: I think let’s just do this! I’m not suitable for you.

The man asked: Why?

Xiao Lei: We don’t have the same language.

Man: What, why don’t we speak the same language?

Xiaolei: I am from Guangdong, but you are from Northeast China.

27. A woman bought a TV and went to the mall the next day to argue: Where are the things you sent?

The person in charge of the mall: We have already sent the bracket. The video and audio input cable is ready~

Woman: I’m talking about umbrellas and wine glasses, why didn’t you send them?

Person in charge: We didn’t say we would send these things~

Woman: Then why is there a picture of a wine glass and an umbrella on the package?

The person in charge yelled that she was wronged and felt that the woman was so uneducated. He explained: Those are fragile items and be careful to prevent moisture. meaning.

Woman: Is this your excuse for not sending wine glasses and umbrellas? ;