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What plots in "Special Battle Glory" are not perfect? Are you following the show?
Yang Yang's "Special Battle Glory" started airing last night, but An Mie was very busy, so he only had some time to watch it during lunch today.
Unexpectedly, after watching it for only a few minutes, An Mie vomited.
The first thing An Mie wants to complain about is the disguise of the sniper in the play. I don’t know if the crew really doesn’t understand, or if they don’t understand but pretend to understand. This kind of children’s toy from a small folk theater troupe or a Northeastern duo, Oh, no, it's a prop. Are you sure it's for special forces?
Isn’t this TV series really made to insult the special operations forces?
Because An Mie is a veteran and a veteran of the special forces, so he pays special attention to this kind of TV series, which makes him really angry.
Well, even if the idiots in your crew don’t know what a real sniper disguise looks like, and there are pictures on the Internet, they won’t look for them themselves.
Come and see what kind of camouflage the real snipers from abroad wear.
Fans may say that the crew cannot find real leaves, so at least you have to match and blend with the surrounding environment. Otherwise, why are you wearing a disguise? Is it to look good? Are fans happy?
Putting a bunch of wool on your head is just a disguise. None of the cosplayers on the Internet can use such simple props. If they are so rough, they will be looked down upon by passers-by when they go out.
If you don’t achieve the following level of professionalism, at least you can’t just be a pile of wool.
This kind of TV series is really made for children to watch.
The lines in this drama can make people vomit.
Fortunately, An Mie only persisted for a few minutes. Those of you who insist on watching the episode and are still applauding, you have really strong tastes, and you may not frown even if you eat cockroaches.
Whatever abilities and information channels a sniper has, he knows that the few people he sees are "all enemies".
Only domestic directors can produce such amateur lines. A soldier with this kind of intelligence and ability would not survive a second in a real army. How did An Mie know, because An Mie had been a special forces soldier!
There was also this hat, which made An Mie want to slap the hat away.
I would like to ask the director, among the special forces in the world, which country or unit still wears a land combat hat when diving?
Yang Yang's gunfight scene was even more funny. He kicked the oil drum for a while, pulled it out again, and poured it to the ground again.
Then he used a shotgun to blast a hole out of the cardboard. An Mie was correct, it was just cardboard. How could it be called a wall?
Why don’t you believe what An Mie said?
This was confirmed by Yang Yang himself. Didn't you see that Yang Yang hit it with all his strength, and then the cardboard shattered.
You can't call a plywood of this thickness a wooden board. With this thickness, An Mie didn't even need his body or legs, and he could push it down with just one left hand.
As for Yang Yang in our drama, he has to blast three big holes with a shotgun first, and then use all his strength to knock them open. This fighting ability is only slightly stronger than that of an eight-year-old girl in kindergarten. A little bit.
The most confusing thing about this drama is the skin color of both the enemy and ourselves. Judging from the faces and looks, the enemies are not European, American or white, but all have Asian faces.
Why do these enemies look so fair, while our personnel are darker than the last?
Of course, fans are coming to wash their hands again, because Yang Yang basks in the sun every day and works so hard. Haven't you seen how hard he works, you guys?
Indeed, Yang Yang may have been basking in the sun, and all the team members have been basking in the sun. For these locals who bathe in the equator and tropical jungles 365 days a year, one by one, the director may I think these local people live in the Arctic, so they are so white.
I didn’t want to complain any more, so An Mie only watched it for a few minutes and felt like vomiting.
Let’s talk about why An Mie vomited.
This is the scene below.
When the team was gathering, a passerby exclaimed, "Oh my God."
An Mie didn't know which master was hired to write the lines and screenwriter of this drama, but judging from the lines An Mie watched for a few minutes, An Mie had two guesses.
First, the screenwriters and lines are written by writers who write cool articles for the Internet, or they are writers who specialize in writing cool articles for the Internet, or they write the kind of cool articles specifically for little girls.
Secondly, the plot and lines are most likely written by that kind of Internet gunman. I don’t know why a grown man should be asked to shout out exclamations like “Oh my god, so cute, so good.” Feeling shy.
Then, this cute little brother continued to marvel and exclaim.
Wow, this little handsome guy is so handsome.
Then he told the person next to him that it should be for the model team.
An Mie added a new sentence, let’s see if it fits.
Although An Mie made me vomit after watching this drama for only a few minutes, I still have to praise one of the lines, which is very well said.
An Mie thought it might have been written by the screenwriter for the audience and specially given to the starring actors in the play.
It’s just you young masters.
Also worthy of wearing military uniform.
Bah.
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