What are some jokes that make people laugh in one sentence?

1, "I can't put it down" means I like it so much that I can't put it down, so you should say "I can't put it down" to the person you like loudly and shout as many times as possible.

2. There is a duck swimming in the Songhua River in the northeast, having a good time. I suddenly felt a stomachache and couldn't hold it. I accidentally laid an egg, and there was a preserved egg from then on.

3, buy a strong range hood at home, so tell my mother that I can cook! When cooking, I often throw the pot ostentatiously. I threw it a few times, Nima, and the leaves were sucked up.

Go to work at nine o'clock and get off work at ten o'clock. Come and twist it this afternoon. Click the mouse to chat, drink tea, smoke and chat. If you work two or three days a week, you can get five or six thousand a month. Hey! Wake up and stop dreaming.

5, working life is really bad, you can eat grass in the vegetables. The flies in the soup are taking a bath, and the ants on the table are racing. There is little oil in the dish, and mosquitoes bite under the table. And the salary is still very small!

6, sister: "The left eye should sleep, the right eye should not. What should I do? ! "Brother:" Then close all the windows of your heart, and it will be ok. "

7, the goddess wants to buy a computer, I frantically help her check the parameters, compare the cost performance, and analyze the advantages and disadvantages. Finally, she said, I'll choose the pink one.

Martin's driving at night according to the navigation actually led me to a dead end. Most importantly, after the previous car got off like me, we both shouted "Shit".

9. "Why did you clip the thermometer to your ear?" The intern asked the old doctor. Old doctor: "It's over! I must have stuck the pen in the patient's anus! "

10, what road is too narrow to go? What road is getting dizzy? What passers-by dream of? What makes you angry? Answer: Route, Lost, Cailu, Bagya Road.

1 1, the wolf is coming! The pigsty is a mess! Mother pig said: "pig, you close the door, pig, you close the window, pig, don't read the text message, you are the most beautiful!" " You seduce the old wolf! "

12, your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

13, the magpie came, and my mother said it was like a bird, like a guest; The swallow came, and my mother said it was a good bird or a guest. The crow came, and the child asked, are you a guest? The crow cried, Yes, I am a hacker!

14, everyone sent a polar bear to play football with penguins, and the polar bear came back alone. Asked why, the polar bear said, "Penguin said he was playing 360 at home, so he won't come."

15, the person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation!

Jack: Tom, you got two points in arithmetic. Now your father will give you a good meal, won't he? Tom: Help me clean up? On the contrary, I will go back and teach him a lesson! He did it all.

17, "Can boys who can cook really get extra points? Can muscle man get extra points? What about those who speak softly? What about those who have a sense of humor? " The teacher threw the paper in my face.

18, silver, green, and red have a silver festival only because they fall in love with you. From then on, I had a lover's dream. Love is stronger than spirit, and I will be intoxicated all day. I wish you all a happy Silver Festival!

19, I haven't heard from you for a long time. I want to die. I used to cut my pulse with potato chips, hit my head with tofu and hang myself with noodles, but I didn't die. Invited me to dinner and died.

20. Doctor: "Why can't I find my pen? I want to give you a prescription. " The patient whispered, "Doctor, didn't you put it under my arm?"

2 1. When you receive this message, you already owe me a hug. Delete this message, you owe me a kiss. Reply to this message, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you will be mine.