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How rabbits eat wolves!

One day, a rabbit was writing an article in front of a cave. A wolf came up and asked, "Rabbit, what are you doing?" Answer: "Write an article." Q: "What topic?" Answer: "On how rabbits eat wolves." The wolf smiled incredulously, so the rabbit took the wolf into the cave. After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write articles. A wild boar came over and asked, "Rabbit, what are you writing?" A: "The article." Q: "What's the topic?" Answer: "On how rabbits eat wild boar." The wild boar didn't believe it, so the same thing happened. Finally, in the cave, a lion was among a pile of bones, picking his teeth satisfactorily and reading an article given to him by the rabbit. The title was: "The ability of an animal depends on who your boss is." This rabbit once accidentally told one of his rabbit friends, and the news gradually spread in the forest; The lion was very angry when he knew it. He told the rabbit, "If there is no food in the hole this week, I will eat you." So the rabbit continued to write at the mouth of the cave. A deer came up and said, "Rabbit, what are you doing?" "Write an article" "What topic" "Talk about how rabbits eat wolves" "Haha, the whole forest knows this. Don't mess with me, I won't go into the cave. " "I'm going to retire soon, and the lion said I want to find someone to replace me. Don't you want the rabbit in this article to become a deer? " The deer thought about it, and finally could not resist the temptation and followed the rabbit into the cave. After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and continued to write articles. A pony came and the same thing happened. Finally, in the cave, among a pile of bones, a lion gnashed his teeth and read an article entitled "How to develop offline animals to provide food for the boss" given by the rabbit. As time goes on, the lion is getting bigger and bigger, and the rabbit's food is far from enough to fill its stomach. One day, he told the rabbit, "I need to double the amount of food." For example, I need a deer every four days, but now I need one every two days. If I can't change the situation within a week, I will eat you. " So the rabbit left the hole and ran into the depths of the forest. He saw a wolf. "Do you believe that rabbits can easily eat wolves?" The wolf laughed and said he didn't believe it, so the rabbit led the wolf into the cave. After a while, the rabbit went out of the cave alone and walked deep into the forest. This time he met a wild boar-"Do you believe rabbits can easily eat wild boar?" The wild boar didn't believe it, so the same thing happened. It turns out that animals in the depths of the forest don't know the story of rabbits and lions. Finally, in the cave, a lion stuck out his teeth in a pile of bones and read an article given to him by a rabbit. The topic is: "How to realize the transformation from a businessman to a businessman and provide more food for the boss." Time flies. In a blink of an eye, the rabbit became more and more famous in the forest, because everyone knew that it had a very harmful boss. The little rabbit began to bully the weak and fear the hard, and no animal dared to provoke it. The tortoise cried sadly when he left, but he met a hunter who told him about it. The hunter smiled, so an important thing happened in the forest. The hunter, wearing a lion's skin, lost half a piece of paper under the rabbit hot pot, which read: Castle Peak Tower outside the mountain, the strong have strong hands! ! For a long time, the forest was quiet, and the story of rabbits eating wolves seemed to be forgotten by everyone. But a young tiger was inspired by this story, so he caught an antelope and said to it, if you can bring me food like the rabbit before, then I won't eat you. So the antelope reluctantly agreed to the tiger, and the tiger leisurely entered the cave. But three days passed, and no antelope entered the cave with animals. He couldn't hold it any longer and wanted to come out and see the situation. The antelope has long since disappeared, and he is very angry. Just when he was furious, he suddenly found an article written by antelope, entitled: "If you want to be a good boss, you must know how to keep employees."