Do you have any funny jokes?

I'll tell you one, and everyone who heard the joke laughed:

A proud scholar often boasts of his good family, but in fact, his family is poor and his son is dull. One day, he was going out of town and had guests at home, so he had to say to his son, "If the guests ask about the jujube trees in front of the door, you can say that the year was not good and you sold them;" You asked the rockery in the backyard, and you said it was in a chaotic state and had already been buried in the soil; If you ask about the rice in the granary, you can say that my parents earned it. If you ask the scholar certificate on the wall, you can say nothing. Every generation in our family has one. "Don't leave before you explain. The guest came over and asked, "where's your father?" "The son replied," If the year is not good, sell it. The guest asked again, "Where's your mother?" "The son replied," The soldiers are in a state of chaos. They have been buried in the soil. "The guest was very surprised, so he pointed to a lump of cow dung on the ground and said," This thing is not small, but it is just feces. "The son replied," My parents earned it. "The guest said urgently," How can a scholar's child be like this? " The son replied, "Nothing. Every generation in our family has one. "

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