Super joke

& lt& gt Xiaoming masturbated with a bamboo tube when he was seven years old.

One day, his father found out that he had this bad habit and decided to teach him a good lesson.

So, one day, while Xiaoming was not at home, his father caught a centipede and put it in a bamboo tube. ....

Xiao Ming took a bamboo tube to masturbate again today. When he put it in, he felt pain. So he took out his "little brother". He was shocked when he found a big centipede in the pipe. From then on, he no longer * * *, a go is more than ten years. Xiaoming's father helped him because he was in a hurry to have a grandson.

His father is getting bored again. His father thought, "My son will know what to do when he is seven years old. Does my daughter-in-law have a problem? "

Dad said to his daughter-in-law:

The sunrise in the east is a little red.

Wash your face and watch hibiscus in the morning.

I haven't seen the fruit of unification for a long time.

Waste my son's work.

Daughter-in-law woebegone tunnel:

Tian is a good paddy field.

It's been working for years.

You can't sow this season.

Do you have a good year?

At this time, the father was very angry and ran to scold his son to ask him why he didn't have sex with his wife.

The son replied: I still remember entering the bamboo tube when I was a child.

Suddenly, I saw a centipede in the cave.

Now bushes are growing by the cave.

There must be a python in it!

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