What English jokes are there?

The teacher wrote a sentence on the blackboard: Time is money. And let the students translate. A student replied, "Tom is Mary."

Xiaoming said to the teacher in English class: May I go to the toilet?

The teacher said, go.

Xiaoming sat down. After a while, Xiao Ming said to the teacher, "MayIgotothetoilet?"

The teacher said, go.

Xiaoming sat down again. The classmate next to me couldn't help asking: Didn't you tell the teacher to go to the toilet? Why not go?

Xiao Ming said: You didn't hear the teacher say "Fuck you"!

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One day, Liu Hongtao met a foreign guest. He stepped forward and said, "Me? Me? Tao Hong? Liu said to the foreign guests, "I'm still a square seven! "

3. English jokes (3)

When Jiang Qing met with foreign guests, she asked the translator to translate strictly according to her meaning and not go out of shape. As soon as the foreign guests saw Jiang Qing, they immediately kowtowed to her and said, "Miss Jiang, you are very beautiful." When translating, Jiang Qing was elated and had to be modest: "Where, where".

The translator did not dare to neglect, and translated Jiang Qing's words into English: "Where? Where? " The foreign guests were dumbfounded, and this kind of person asked where to look good, and simply slammed into the end: "Everywhere, everywhere."

Translation: "You are beautiful everywhere." Jiang Qing is happy, but always polite: "Not necessarily, not necessarily." The translator was quickly translated into English: "Don't look, don't look."

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It is said that on a certain day, in a certain month, three archers gathered together to compare arrows and aimed at the apple on the servant's head ten feet away. The archer picked up his bow and whistled a long shot. The sharp arrow hit the apple. A proudly raised his chin, gave a thumbs-up and said, "I'm Hou Yi! 」

Archer B shot the apple according to the script, and this time he shouted proudly, "I am Cupid! 」

It's C's turn, and he also bows and arrows! This result is exactly what the servant wants. It took him a long time to stammer out a sentence: "I ... I ... I ... am; Amplitude modulation (Amplitude modulation) ... Sorry ... "

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If someone studies English hard, he will succeed in the end. One day, I accidentally bumped into a foreigner in the street. I said, I'm sorry.

The foreigner replied, I'm sorry, too.

Hearing this, someone added: I'm sorry, three.

The foreigner was puzzled and asked, What are you sorry for?

Some people have no choice but to say, I'm sorry.