Humor of family jokes

The father of the triplets called his relatives to report the good news. The person who answered the phone didn't hear clearly, so he asked, Could you repeat that? The proud father replied:? Yes, it is, but I don't want it anymore! ? Did you poke your smile? The following is a collection of humorous family jokes compiled by the joke column. Let's laugh together!

Humor Collection of Family Jokes (1) 1, a:? My relationship with my wife is like a high-speed rail, which goes to the Ministry. ?

b:？ She exists to serve your future. ?

A:? No, if I cheat, she will dare to bury me. ?

2. Mother-in-law quarreled with her daughter-in-law who had just passed the door because of a trivial matter?

Mother-in-law: I have never seen a daughter-in-law like you. My son's first two daughters-in-law dare not quarrel with me. ?

Daughter-in-law: I have never seen a mother-in-law like you. My first two mother-in-law dare not mess with me! ?

Father: Yesterday, the young man you have always liked begged me to betrothed you to him, and I agreed.

Daughter: Oh! Thanks, dad. But I really don't want to leave mom?

Father: I see, so I asked your mother to go with you.

Humor Collection of Family Jokes (2) 1, my sister paper, chatting with my father. Speaking of fishing, I am proud to tell my father that I can fish.

Dad gave me a disgusted look and said, you can still fish, and you can't even catch a man.

2. The son asked his father:? Why do instant noodles on TV look so delicious?

Dad thought for a long time and didn't know how to answer.

After a while, the son asked again, why don't all the uncles and aunts on TV go to work?

Dad quickly replied:? Instant noodles are so delicious, who goes to work? ?

3、? Dad! This is a festival! I have to make up the language! I have to make up math! I have to make up my English! Is there justice?

? There is no justice, only geography. ? Dad added another subject.

Humor Collection of Family Jokes (3) 1. I came home two days ago and saw several scratches on my dad's face, which just scabbed.

Out of concern, I asked what was going on. Dad vaguely said that he hit the door, and the mother next to him proudly said, I am the door.

I wrote a math problem at home all afternoon, and my father kindly came to me? You must be tired after reading math all afternoon. ?

I thought I could play happily. Well, tired! ?

? Oh, let's relax in another language. ?

A father and son are talking. Dad asked his son:? Do you know what men are big and thick, and what women like to be hard?

My son shook his head. A woman passing by was reddish and shy.

Dad said: Women will only like men with deep pockets and hard relationships. ?

4. A buddy was drinking, and his father called and said, Son, don't drink too much. ?

My brother told my father silently. This place is full of men. Wow! ?

After a moment's silence, his father was surprised: then pay more attention to the problem of drunken promiscuity! ?

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