Idiom plays are better than historical plays.

The script of the textbook drama "Tang Drama Live Up to its Mission" (Remarks: Sichuan dialect) Location: Qin Gong props: six people sit; Sword of Three (Tang Ju, A, D). People: Seven people: Tang Ju, the first minister, the second minister, the third minister and the fourth minister of the State of Qin informed the court about the officials and ministers and exchanged greetings. Minister A: (to Minister B) Dr. B, I heard that you went to Anling on business not long ago? B: It's thiamine. I have only been home for a few days. You'd better be informed! Chen Jia: That's for sure! Is there anything you can keep from me? C: Dr. B, what are international and domestic competitions? Minister B: Your Majesty asked me to take a message to An Lingjun. Chen Ding: A message? Tell our brothers! Minister B: There is nothing to say. It was decrypted anyway. Ministers: Say thiamine! Minister B: Your Majesty said to transfer Anling with a territory of 500 miles. Minister: What's the matter with you? Take 500 miles of territory to transfer Anling? Minister B: Your Majesty made a suggestion! Chen Jia: Has your Majesty suffered such a loss? Anling is a bigger place! It's only five miles to pack in the wasteland! Minister B: Then you are an amateur! No wonder Wang said you couldn't turn your head. Chen Ding: Oh! I think the king is an alcoholic, not a drinker-C Chen: He cares about mountains and rivers. Minister B: Yes! Or are you two brains spinning fast! On the surface, the king is flirting, but in fact he wants to take Anling away! A, B, D: (thumbs up) High! Really high! Did Ling Jun say yes? Minister B: Ling Jun is definitely not a fuel-efficient lamp! When he grows up, he will hand over his ancestral possessions? Jia: Then the king must be unhappy! Minister B: Of course! Your Majesty summoned us today to discuss thiamine! It is possible to use force. Off-site voice: Your Majesty is here! Qin Wang: (strolling eight steps, he walked slowly to the throne, sat down and accepted the worship of ministers. Ministers: (in two rows, facing the king of Qin) Long live my king! Hooray! ! Hooray! ! ! Qin Wang: Ai Qing, sit down! (Everyone sits on the floor. Not long ago, I sent Dr. Chen to send a message to Anlingjun, trying to adjust Anlingjun with 500 miles, but Anlingjun didn't agree! What a pity! Chen Jia: He didn't cry until he saw the coffin! Minister B: Send troops at once! Captain: Give him some color to see see! Ice dust: I will eventually become a pioneer! Qin Wang: Hmmm ... Whistleblower: Your Majesty, the emissary of An Lingjun has come to see you! Qin Wang: Oh! Just as we were talking about Anling, the messenger of Anling arrived. Ministers: Your Majesty, tell him to wait outside! Reporter: Your Majesty, he has been waiting for Sanxiang outside! Qin Wang: hmm ... do you have it? Then let's see what he says. -Xuan! Announcer: A special envoy from Ling Jun is here to see you! Tang Ju: (striding forward, bowing with both hands and leaning forward) Tang Ju, special envoy of Anlingjun, meet the king! Ministers: kneel down! Kneel down. Tang Ju: (Stand up straight, don't kneel) Do I have to kneel when I grow up? Envoys have to kneel? I haven't heard that this book is for sale! Qin Wang: (riding a tiger is difficult and angry) Sit down! Tang Ju: Xie Wang! (Disdaining the ministers, he snorted and ran away from home) King Qin: (angrily) I want to transfer Anling with 500 miles of land, but King Anling won't listen to me. What do you mean? Ministers: What a shame! Tang Ju: Your Majesty, you know, but you don't know why. Qin Wang: I don't care. Otherwise, the elite soldiers of Daqin will destroy Korea and Wei, just like bamboo poles! Do you know the reason why his little An Ling Jun sat firmly on the Diaoyutai? Ministers: Say thiamine! Tang Ju: You can't say grapes are sour sulfur just because you can't eat them! Qin Wang: Talk in class! I tell you-I'm so old-fashioned about Anling Jun that I can't bear to hit him. Ministers: Your Majesty is wise! Your Majesty is merciful. Tang Ju: Does the king also pay New Year greetings to chickens? thank you very much for your kindness！ Qin Wang: Now I have taken ten times the land of Anlingjun to expand my territory. How did I know that An Lingjun would treat me as an army, but he didn't buy it, so he looked down on me? Ministers: Kill! Kill! Kill! Tang Ju: (awed) Your Majesty, this is not true! A Ling Junren got land from the former king. Even if he took a thousand miles of land, he couldn't adjust it, let alone your five hundred miles! Ministers: How dare he! King Qin: (flew into a rage) Have you ever heard of "The Wrath of the Son of Heaven"? Ministers: Have you heard of The Wrath of the Son of Heaven? Tang Ju: (As the King of Qin) I have never heard of it! Ministers: Ha-ha ... King of Qin: (holding his head high) The wrath of the son of heaven buried millions of bodies and bled thousands of miles! Ministers: there are millions of bodies lying there, bleeding thousands of miles! Tang Ju: (dismissively) Your Majesty, have you ever heard of "Wrath of Cloth"? Minister: "Wrath of Cloth"? Ha ha laugh ... Qin Wang: (contemptuously) The anger of cloth clothes is nothing more than dropping his hat, barefoot and throwing his skull to the ground! Ministers: I broke my hat, barefoot, and smashed my skull to the ground! Ha ha laugh ... Tang Ju: This is the anger of mediocrity, not the anger of the strong! Ministers: Oh? Anything else? Qin Wang: That's not true. What else can we do? Tang Ju: (loud voice and high spirits) I remember that when Zhuan Xu assassinated Liao Wang, the tail of a comet swept the whole moon! Ministers: I've all heard of it! Tang Ju: When Nie Zheng assassinated Han Jing, a white light shone directly at the sun! Ministers: Yes, there is such a thing! Tang Ju: If you want to kill Qing Ji, the eagle will fly into the palace! Ministers: Are you suffering from miscellaneous diseases again? Tang Ju: These three brave men are brave civilians! Now with me, it's four people! Off-site voice: the wind is rustling and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone forever! Minister: With you? Qin Wang: (surprised) What do you want to do? Tang Ju: If a strong man is angry, although only two people fall to the ground and bleed in five steps, everyone in the world wears white handkerchiefs and green cloth cages for this! Ministers: What are you talking about? Lend you twenty courage! Tang Ju: No need to borrow it! I am brave (stand up with a sword)! Live today! Ministers: Ah! Help! (A and D draw swords one after another) Tang Ju: (Pushing hands) Slow down! (Ministers dare not move) Off-site voice: The people who come are not good, and the good people don't come! Tang Ju: (calm and dignified) If anyone dares to take a step forward, I will tell the king of Qin that the white knife goes in and the red knife comes out! Off-site voice: hero! Brave people! Hero! King Qin: (to the ministers) Stand down! (The ministers step down) (The King of Qin scratches his head and kneels down to thank him) Please sit down, sir! Why not? I know, Xiao Anling can still shake the shelf, thanks to you, Mr. Tang Ju! Tang Ju: I'm flattered by the King of Qin! Do you still want to play Anling? Qin Wang: This is a stranger. What else? Qin He 'an is also a friendly neighbor. I'm just playing an international joke on Ling Jun. Tang Ju: Really don't trade small for big? Qin Wang: A word from a gentleman is a promise! Ministers: a promise is a promise, a promise is a promise! Tang Ju: (hands clenched) Thank you, King Qin. Tang Ju excused himself! Qin Wang: It's rare to come here. Drink two glasses of wine before you go! Tang Ju: (waving) No! Alcohol harms people these days! (The ministers looked at each other, and Tang Ju turned and strutted down. ) Off-site voice: Tang Ju lives up to her mission! Tang Ju lives up to her mission! (everyone gathers to bow and take a curtain call. )

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