How ridiculous is the funniest thing you have ever seen in the countryside?

A family in the village gave birth to a child. It happened that the farmer was busy harvesting rice, so he asked her sister to come and help with the work and had sex with her brother-in-law. This is ridiculous.

After her sister left, she got pregnant and got married. Many years have passed, the child has grown up, and she has come back to recognize relatives. Only the villagers know what happened more than 20 years ago. Everyone says that the children who come back to recognize their relatives are sensible. He said he just came back to see his real father and didn't want any property. He hoped that the three brothers in the family would not be unfaithful and then left. His father told the three brothers that either the homestead should give up a piece of land. Let this half-brother build a house in the village. The three of them disagreed. They may not live together since childhood, and their feelings are relatively weak. Suddenly, a younger brother appeared and asked them to give up a piece of land. Maybe they are a little bitter, but everyone in the village says that this illegitimate child is very sensible and he doesn't live in the village. He works outside and rents a house.

During my sister's confinement, my sister came to help with farm work, and then she had a relationship with her brother-in-law. No matter who is right or wrong, children should be innocent. He didn't enjoy what he deserved. He works quietly outside, gets married and has children. He is a very diligent child. Even those half-brothers may not fully accept his appearance, but he still has no second thoughts. He saw his father and left, and went to work alone.

It has been a long time, and no one can understand the situation of the parties at that time, let alone others. There are only rumors circulating in the village, but in any case, they are a family after all. I hope they can be honest with each other and live a happy life.

Don Haier's parents died when he was a child, and he grew up eating hundreds of meals. In his thirties, he married a hunchbacked woman and gave birth to a daughter. Don Hale was dissatisfied and tried his best to have a son at all costs.

It is forbidden to have more children, but he is too poor to be punished. In order to have a son, he hid in Tibet, and as a result, he gave birth to three daughters in succession. Not convinced, he vowed not to have a son. However, his wife is old, physically disabled and in poor health, and her regeneration is life-threatening. He ignored her and soon got pregnant again. She was afraid to go to the hospital for rescue because of dystocia. The mother and the baby are dead.

Don Hale was unable to support his three daughters and sent away two. In the early 1990s, when the eldest daughter reached the age of marriage, Tang wanted to recruit a son-in-law. It's hard to find a son-in-law or a girl after his baby. Don was embarrassed by his son-in-law all day, and he really couldn't stand it. The son-in-law left without saying goodbye.

My daughter went to work in the coastal areas in a rage. Less than two years later, she brought back a baby boy less than one year old, saying it was her child. Because she has to work to earn money, she can't take care of the children and ask her father to help. Don Haier finally has a grandson who can carry on the family line, smiling from ear to ear. In less than two years, my daughter brought back a baby boy less than one year old. Don Haier was overjoyed and busy as a bee.

It is puzzling that I have never been home since my daughter gave two baby boys to Don Hal. Don Haier had to raise two children by himself. Alexander wants to ask his daughter and son-in-law for some money, but I don't know where her daughter is and I can't contact her. He got up early to touch gangsters to dig coal and mine, but he couldn't make ends meet. He borrowed money everywhere to support his grandson, dreaming that his daughter would come back early to reduce the burden.

In 2005, my daughter came back with her husband (son-in-law). Tell your father that it is unforgivable for you to kill your mother because you prefer sons to daughters. She tried her best to pick up two abandoned babies and give them to you to raise, to meet your wishes and carry on the family line. This is the last time to come back and give you 65438+ ten thousand yuan. Thanks for raising, the death of your grandson depends on you.

When Tang heard this, his heart was broken. He has been begging his daughter and son-in-law to forgive him. His daughter and son-in-law felt sorry for him and ignored him for the sake of their children. Finally, he promised to give his father 20,000 yuan a year for living expenses, and the two boys went back to Wenzhou to live with them. In order to carry on the family line, Tang regretted killing his wife and was ashamed of his daughter and son-in-law.

To tell the truth, in those days, the idea of son preference in my hometown was very serious. If I don't have a son, I will be scolded by God for retribution and extinction. In order to have a son, many human tragedies have been caused, and Tanghal is one of them. Now that society has progressed, people's ideas have changed, and so have children. Do your duty.

Food and agriculture Dell, a family statement, don't spray if you don't like it, thank you!

There is nothing ridiculous. I'll share a real thing with you.

I am a water conservancy worker, responsible for irrigating farmland for farmers. Because of the nature of my work, I usually live in the countryside, mingle with them and eat at people's homes every day. One day, on my former boss's birthday, I killed an old hen to celebrate. Everyone should know that it is very troublesome to stew old hens, especially old hens for several years.

At noon, everyone sat together to eat chicken. Because there was no stew, the son of his old club became more and more angry and threw it to the four-eyed dog next to him. After a while, I was impatient, and while feeding the chicken bones in my hand to the dog, I said, this is simply a birthday for the dog! Say that finish and left.

When it's time to eat, the host feels greasy at noon and drinks porridge. Originally, millet porridge was diuretic, and the master's son went out for a while. After everyone finished eating, they sat and chatted, and the master's son added, Puppy simply kept the chicken for a birthday! [Cover your face]

The old man couldn't bear it, so he hit [yi tooth] [yi tooth] [yi tooth] when he went up.

There was such a family in our village before. I remember there are five people in their family, husband and wife, three daughters, the eldest daughter is married, and there are two daughters at home.

There are five people because they have an uncle with a child. The uncle was originally from a foreign village, but he came to his sister-in-law's house because his wife died.

This family has three rooms, three adults live in one room, two children live in another room, and the middle room is a hall.

This is actually a wife and two husbands. Their two children are also a husband and brother-in-law.

It is such a family, but we have never seen any contradiction, and they are very harmonious from beginning to end.

The mother is not serious, and neither is the daughter. . .

We have a woman there who married an honest man when she was young. This man doesn't like to talk, and he can't fart with three sticks. This woman loves to chat, and she can chat with everyone. Later, she gave birth to two daughters. My eldest daughter is the same age as me, and she is also my primary school classmate and junior high school classmate. The eldest daughter went out to work after graduating from junior high school.

Let's start with my classmate's mother. Her mother has a bad impression of us. People often gossip about her and say that she has problems with the man there. . . Anyway, it's fantastic and real, but no one has seen it, and it's just a joke.

One day, after 3 pm, she was caught by her husband. She lives with a man in a deep pit not far from home, next to a pile of firewood. That man is the one who has been told all the time. Her husband took his two brothers, caught the man and beat him up, and finally lost 200 yuan. We were all surprised at that time, so we lost 200 yuan and didn't pursue anything else. It's amazing. This is made by my classmate's mother.

Besides, my classmate, when he went out to work, met a man from Sichuan, got married soon, and later gave birth to a son. Then, I don't know why. I don't want to live. Anyway, I want to divorce that man, because he is a son, and he doesn't want it. My classmate and his family instigated his daughter, and this child can't take care of it. You are a woman. If you bring a son, it is not good to remarry. Later, their family discussed it. They sold their children. I don't know how much they sold. They sold their children anyway.

In less than a year, my classmate fell in love with a man two years older than her and got married. The man and daughter-in-law are from our neighboring village, and they have two children. The girl's son is not clear. My classmate went directly to someone's house and said that he liked the man and asked his daughter-in-law to divorce him. The man's parents kicked my classmate out at that time, and the man's daughter-in-law was angry that they had long been ambiguous and went back to their parents' house.

My classmate saw his daughter-in-law leave and openly lived in that man's house, but he couldn't get rid of it, so he gave it to two.

The child became a stepmother and lived in someone else's house for more than half a year. Finally, there is no way. The man's daughter-in-law asked for some money for divorce.

Is it funny? It is rare in the world not to sell one's children to others and then become the stepmother of others.

What the mother and daughter did was ridiculous.

It was 10 a few years ago. At that time, remote rural areas were generally reluctant to buy fruit. If they want to satisfy their desires, they all rely on their own fruit trees.

Some people have many fruit trees, and there are many fruits to eat in summer and autumn. Some people have few or no fruit trees, but they are greedy and want to eat. What should we do?

Just eat one hundred fruits. You don't have to steal here. That doesn't sound good. If you happen to see a kind of fruit that grows well and tickles your heart, you should try to get some into your mouth.

The host family will naturally be unhappy and will try their best to prevent it, but the height of the road is one foot and the height of the devil is ten feet. No matter how you look at it, their own fruits will be as few as dozens, and they are all the most beautiful.

As a result, vicious people will come up with bad ideas and spray pesticides on fruits.

We have one here, and his family has several pear trees. That tree is so competitive that it can bear mouth-watering fruit every year. The little children in the village are naturally not spared, and the host family will take precautions, so everyone will go to get some in small groups in the middle of the night.

Everyone still talks about martial arts and only eats fruit. If there were no accidents, they would never hurt the tree.

The host family is stingy, knowing that fruits are always picked, so they put pesticides on the fruits. Indeed, everyone is still quite afraid of this move, and no one dares to touch it again.

But four people in their family were poisoned and went to the hospital for gastric lavage. I still remember that it happened to be the Mid-Autumn Festival. In the morning, the host went out to do business, and the hostess felt that the pesticide had been spilled for a while, and it had been consumed by the wind and the sun.

So I took three children and picked some to eat at home. People who have lived in the countryside should have experience. At that time, fruit was rubbed by hand at most, and I was too lazy to wash it. This is pure natural.

The same is true of their family. After eating, the child first felt dizzy and vomited, and then all of them vomited. The man immediately sent all his family to the health center after returning home.

At that time, many of our children followed, watching them wash their stomachs and dry their tears, which made them feel very uncomfortable.

After this incident, people generally don't really use pesticides on fruits.

But occasionally, someone will spray medicine on the fruit and stick a cardboard with crooked words, saying that there will be consequences. Naughty children see it, they won't fight, they won't eat, they just destroy the fruit.

More times, until now, basically no one will pesticide the fruit.

When I was a child, adults worked in the fields. When they were tired and thirsty, they went to the house next door to rest and drink water. At this time, adults saw their children present and liked to tell stories, which were lively and interesting. I still remember them clearly.

It is said that there used to be two brothers. My brother is kind, but my brother is treacherous. After the parents died, the two brothers divided the property. The younger brother said, I am the younger brother, so you should humble yourself to my brother. I want three big tile houses and give you a thatched cottage; I want a big old cow and give you a broken straw rope; I want three acres of fertile land, and I'll give you two points of low-lying land. Brother said, ok. Took a straw rope and lived in a thatched cottage.

One day, my brother was working in the field, and an ugly girl asked him for help and wanted him to carry himself across the river. Without thinking, my brother let the girl sit on his shoulder and cross the river. Strangely, the girl was very light and soon crossed the river.

The girl thanked her brother and said, I'll give you gold, but my brother said, no; The girl said, I'll give you money, and my brother said, no; The girl said, give you a wooden box. The girl disappeared before my brother could speak.

My brother went home and opened the wooden box. It turned out to be a man's baby. He was curious and compared it with his own, but he didn't expect it to stick to himself. Soon the royal list was posted on the street, specifically recruiting men with two treasures as husbands. There were two princesses, and my brother became a husband.

After my brother knows, he waits by the river every day. One day, a beautiful girl begged him to help him carry the river. My brother agreed at once. He carried the girl on his back, grabbed and squeezed his hands. Strangely, the girl was very heavy, and her brother choked several times.

The girl thanked her brother and said, I gave you gold and my brother took it. The girl said, I gave you money and my brother took it. The younger brother said, I want a wooden box, and the girl gave him a wooden box. My brother is very happy. When he opened the box, he saw that it was also a man's treasure. He smelled it, but he didn't expect it to stick to his nose. Never dare to go out again in my life.

We children are naturally fascinated by it. There should be no such brothers in real life, right? No, you never know. It will happen.

Uncle Zhu turned out to be the monitor. After their parents died, the two brothers separated, fighting over a door panel. The secretary of the brigade came to mediate and decided to give the door panel to his brother, Captain Zhu. That night, my brother couldn't figure it out and hanged himself in the secretary's toilet.

There are many things to hang themselves, but I have only seen one in my life. His eyes are angry, his tongue is long and his face is ferocious.

Uncle Zhu got liver cancer a few years ago. He went to Shanghai Hospital for an operation and found himself suffering from coronary heart disease. The hospital refused the operation and let him go home to die. I didn't expect him to live for five or six years, more than 70 years. I think this is a miracle. I happened to be in my hometown the year before last, and Uncle Zhu passed away. His youngest brother is also in Tianjin, so I asked him for his contact information. The younger brother suddenly said, "Go back and get a divorce. I promise to find you a young and beautiful one. I was secretly shocked, and I saw the ugly face of Rise of the Legend. " .

There is a stupid woman in our village who is born with intellectual problems, which leads to her being almost 30 years old, and no one wants to marry her. Because her family is poor and her parents have to do farm work to earn money, she spends most of her time wandering around the village alone.

But one day, I was attracted by a horny old man with a dead wife in the village, and later I was often taken to the old man.

Then they had sex and that stupid woman got pregnant. However, since the silly woman got pregnant, the old man broke up with her. People in the village look at the silly woman's belly getting bigger every day, and they all think that some savage has had sex with her, but they don't know who it is.

And this stupid woman can't speak clearly because of her mental deficiency. She pointed at him for a while and said it was him for a while, which made people, especially her family, confused and could not tell what she was talking about.

As this silly woman's belly grows bigger day by day, she is most worried about her parents and relatives. After all, she is pregnant with a seed that I don't know who it is, which is really worrying. Besides, there is a lot of pressure on the family to raise a silly girl. If there are a few silly children, it will undoubtedly add insult to injury to this family.

This silly woman is poor, with two sisters and a younger brother. And with the help of her parents and relatives, she grew up and survived, because no one believed that such a poor family could support a fool at that time.

Now I'm pregnant with another child who doesn't know who it is. Everyone in the family is on tenterhooks all day, trying to catch who this person really is. If you want to get married, that's it. I don't know what to do with their children if you don't want to get married.

In the countryside, no one wants to marry a silly woman, and now it is even worse to have a child who doesn't know who it is. The woman who plays well with this silly woman is called Mel, and she is her second sister. She told Mel everything. Although two people have some obstacles in communication, they can understand each other. That day, the silly woman's parents invited Mel. When she heard that her sister had become like this, she burst into tears.

When I first started chasing her, I asked her about her stomach. When I asked about it, the silly woman who was obviously happy for Mel's arrival suddenly changed and her face became faltering: she said she was pregnant, pregnant and had a baby. It's him, it's him.

Mel had mixed feelings when she looked at her sister like this. After all, she is also her sister who has lived with her for more than ten years.

Later, the family sat together to discuss whether the child should be aborted. At this time, the silly woman disagreed. She doesn't allow anyone to touch her belly, not even Mel.

This makes it more difficult for everyone. Later, because Mel's husband was more educated than others, he asked to find out who it was by calling the police. He said that since he felt ashamed, he would throw it out, and there was nothing to care about. Then the police came and found out what had happened. Under investigation, they searched men who often get close to silly women.

Finally, under the police's hard search and investigation, we found out who made the silly woman pregnant, and it turned out to be her own uncle, which was really incredible. After the family knew this situation, it was like a thunderbolt.

According to her uncle, the silly woman had sex as an adult, but at that time her wife was not dead, so she didn't dare to mess around too much. With the death of his wife, her uncle became more reckless. Silly woman doesn't know what it is, because it's also her family, and she dare not resist.

Finally, the case came to an end.

Silly woman's uncle was arrested and imprisoned for rape, and silly woman's child went to the hospital and was aborted. But since then, the silly woman is like a different person, and her spirit is very depressed. A few years later, she didn't know why she fell into the water and died.

From this case, the police also revealed to us that the silly woman's uncle had taken some special care of her since childhood, which also led to the silly woman's great trust in him. Even though he often had sex with her many times, he didn't resist. He trusted his uncle even more than his parents. Even at the last minute, he didn't tell his parents why his stomach was so big.

In fact, deep down in her heart, she knew who that person was, but she never said it.

This also tells us that sometimes the devil is not far away, but he may be close at hand.

The most ridiculous thing I have ever seen is that an aunt cremated her dead wife and later found out that the deceased was not her own wife.

This is a ridiculous thing that happened in a rural area not long ago!

Sister Zhang met a particularly horrible and helpless thing, that is, her old man died obviously, and her mother-in-law was still there when she was cremated and buried. Everyone in the village knew about it and helped. But at this time, the old man suddenly appeared again, lying on the kang at home, which made her and her mother-in-law not know what to do!

Here's the thing. ......

Grandpa Du in his fifties is his father-in-law. He has a strong physique and works at the construction site on weekdays. He is the pillar of the Du family. There was a sudden car accident that day and I was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. Three days later, his family received bad news: Uncle Du died after being rescued.

This is even worse for the Du family, because six years ago, Sister Zhang's husband died unexpectedly, and now her father-in-law has passed away, leaving only her and her mother-in-law at home.

But no matter how painful, Zhang Jie and her mother-in-law insisted on cremating her father-in-law's body and held a grand funeral for her, or her mother-in-law buried her father-in-law in Du's ancestral grave.

However, a few days later, a phone call like a bolt from the blue shocked Zhang Dajie and her mother-in-law. It turned out that Du's daughter called her mother and told her that her father was not dead but still alive. This surprised Zhang Dajie and her mother-in-law.

After an uneasy night, the next morning, Du's daughter brought back a person, who was her father-in-law Uncle Du. Although people are still in a coma at the moment, the birthmark on Uncle Du's ear is "tied to a horse", and the Du family will never admit it.

But Uncle Du was obviously cremated and buried, and the whole village attended the funeral. Now he's alive again. So who's hiding?

At this time, Du Popo recalled the scene of the car accident that day. At that time, Uncle Du drove a tricycle to the construction site for delivery, and was hit by a car on the way. Both the people sitting in the car were seriously injured.

120 the ambulance came and took the injured. The doctor found the contact information of Du family from the mobile phone found on the ground. Du's family rushed to the hospital immediately after receiving the phone call, and the person who confirmed the car accident through clothes was Uncle Du.

After the rescue, Uncle Du was sent to the intensive care unit. However, due to serious injuries, the hospital announced the news of Uncle Du's death three days later. Zhang couldn't accept the news and began to cry. It was Du's daughter who collected the body.

At that time, Uncle Du's face was swollen beyond recognition, and Du's daughter swept her father's misery with her eyes and wept bitterly. She couldn't bear to let her relatives and friends see her father's misery, so she covered her father's face with a hat at the farewell ceremony.

Because Master Du's face was so swollen that he couldn't put on his hat at all, he had to put it there to cover it. In this process, no one looked at the body carefully, so he was cremated and buried in a daze. Who wants the dead to suddenly rise? Nobody knows what's wrong in the middle.

Sister Zhang saw her father-in-law come back and hurried back to her mother's house. Because on the day of Master Du's car accident, his father happened to be sitting on a tricycle.

What surprised her even more was that her mother had been taking care of her "father" in the hospital for almost a month before her brother found out that it was not her father?

That night, when Sister Zhang rushed to the hospital, her mother-in-law was already crying speechless, so she asked the doctor what happened to the injured. He was told that Uncle Du's family had no rescue value, but her father Zhang was seriously injured and was being rescued.

At eight o'clock in the evening, a man came out of the operating room. Because of the swollen face, Sister Zhang couldn't recognize it, so she asked the patient's name. The doctor said, this is your father Zhang. Sister Zhang pushed her father into the intensive care unit.

Zhang's financial situation is not good. In order to treat Zhang's father, Zhang not only emptied his family's money, but also borrowed money everywhere. Even so, the Zhang family is unable to pay the high medical expenses. In desperation, he transferred Zhang's father to his hometown hospital for treatment.

After everything was settled, Zhang Dajie's brother took the place of Zhang Dajie and sat by the bed watching his father. Suddenly he jumped up and called for his mother, shouting, this is not the father in bed!

Zhang was scared into a cold sweat by his son's words. How can a husband who has taken care of for more than 20 days become another person? She doesn't believe it. But what her son said next made her dumbfounded.

The son told her that the man on the bed had a pimple on his ear, but his father didn't have this birthmark at all. It is this sentence that makes Zhang firmly believe that this person is not her husband.

Zhang suddenly remembered that her in-laws had this birthmark on their ears. Could it be him?

Sister Zhang received a phone call from her brother and immediately told her mother-in-law that her mother-in-law didn't believe anything and asked her daughter to identify it.

Du's daughter rushed to the Zhang family overnight, and this time she finally saw that the person in front of her was really her father!

The Du family is happy, but the Zhang family is worse. Bankruptcy treatment is not one of our own. In other words, it is undoubtedly Lao Zhangman who was cremated by Du Jia and buried in Du Jia's ancestral grave! This is really ridiculous!

Both families are very angry. In a rage, Sister Zhang took the hospital to court with a complaint, because at that time, the hospital did not allow anyone to visit and could only watch from a distance through the window. The hospital didn't let them personally identify their families, only told Zhang that he lived in bed 5 and Du that he lived in bed 10.

Moreover, the medical staff also mixed the clothes of the two people together, so that the two families could not tell who was who, which led to Zhang's failure to see Zhang's father for the last time. The Du family buried Lao Zhangman in the ancestral grave, which was unacceptable to both families anyway.

The two families went to the hospital and asked the hospital for an explanation, but the hospital insisted that the responsibility was not their own and refused to pay compensation.