Classic humor, three sentences and half lines

Classic humor, three sentences and half lines

1, the four of us will perform. Clap your hands if it's funny. If it's irony, which one is it? Don't cry.

2. Lanzhou University is the best. What do foreigners say about us in the five northwestern provinces of Tsinghua? Very? okay

3. Yuzhong campus is really spacious. Tree-lined buildings, strolling in the teaching building? Bright and spacious

The accommodation on campus is really good. Can a star-rated hotel be equipped with toilet phone and TV? And the internet

The apples in the supermarket are sweet and crisp. It's just that the price is a little expensive. Do you have to queue up to pay the bill? Really tired

6. The hospital on campus is a little small. The service attitude is not very good, and there are not many kinds of drugs? It is best not to get sick.

7. Turn around the headquarters of Lanzhou University. Pairing is common. Why don't you take a walk in the shade? Shh! Don't look.

8. Are there really few girls on campus? It's hard to find beautiful ones, let alone short ones. She's fine!

9. Are girls really tired when they go to the canteen? It's a long way, shoes are useless, and you break your leg every time you eat? lose weight

10, snacks can be found everywhere in this department? Eat all kinds of flavors, why not get tired of eating? noodles with beef

1 1, should the security iron gate be checked? Your dormitory is really safe, and it's hard for you to get in? Keys are always broken.

12, Li Yang came to our school? Crazy English is really popular. Aren't you afraid of shy talents? shout