Qute’s funny text message jokes

1. The last thing you want to happen when grilling meat: 1. The meat pretends to be cooked; 2. The charcoal is too cold; 3. The gecko is autistic; 4. The barbecue grill splits; 5. There is no fire. 6. The meat and the shelf form a clique; 7. The sausage meat plays gangster tricks with you; 8. The black wheel bursts; 9. The green onions pretend to be garlic with you; 10. The corn is tough with you!

2. You said: I love you 521

+ And you said: 365 every day

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The result = 886

3. The hungry wolf was looking for food and heard a family member lecturing the child: "If you cry again, you will Throw you out to feed the wolves! "But the child cried all night... The next morning, the wolf sighed: "Hey... human words don't count!" 4. When I was a child, I used "English" The classmate who read "Forced Interest" is now a bank president; the one who read "Cause and Effect" is now a philosopher; the one who read "Forced Change of History" is now a leader... I read "Washing in the Gutter", and today I became a vegetable seller

5. When I was in high school, my family bought a computer, and I studied it with an introductory computer book. I learned that exe file is the abbreviation of executable, bmp file is the abbreviation of bitmap, and bat file. It is the abbreviation of batch. Later, a classmate copied a few files to the computer when he came to my house. For a long time since then, I thought that jpg files were the abbreviation of "japanese girl"...

6 .The first gathering in college was at the zoo. The reason everyone agreed was: Only here can we feel that we are still human...

7. MM looked in the mirror and said happily I said: I have really lost weight, look at my chin! I looked at her face and plucked up the courage to say: Well, indeed every chin is pointed...

8. A group of ants climbed onto the elephant's back, but was shaken off. Only one ant climbed up. The ant hugged the elephant's neck tightly and refused to let go. The ant below yelled: strangle him, strangle him, you kid, you fucking did it the other way around!