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Nu Wa was blocked by a golden light when she tried to kill Zhou Wang. What is this golden light?

Nu Wa was blocked by a golden light when she tried to kill Zhou Wang. What is this golden light? Interested readers can follow me to have a look.

Recently, when I saw that Nu Wa was going to kill Zhou Wang, a strange thing happened, that is, Nu Wa was stopped by the golden light when she was about to kill Zhou Wang. Then someone asked, what the hell is this golden light? Who is this golden light? Let's continue to analyze and reveal these problems. Interested old buddies must not miss it!

In the seventh year of Zhou Wang, Beihai rebelled against Yuan Futong and other 72 princes. As a minister who entrusted orphans, Mr. Wen is a man with a great sense of responsibility, completely ignoring his old health and consciously shouldering the heavy responsibility of counterinsurgency.

Without Master Wen's court, just like the Monkey King, it's easy to loosen the spell.

Prime Minister Shang Rong looked at the spring outside the temple and listened to the birds singing in the sky. Suddenly, he had a bold idea. What idea? Outing!

An outing can't be mentioned for no reason. There must be an excuse, but what excuse?

Tomorrow is March 15, which is the birthday of Nu Wa Niangniang. Got it! Shang Rong had a brainwave and had a good idea:

Therefore, he boasted and praised Nu Wa Niangniang, saying that Nu Wa Niangniang was a god in ancient times, and her contribution to mending the sky was unparalleled. More importantly, Nu Wa is the goddess of blessing in singing. Therefore, for the people of Shang Tang, you must go to Zhou Wang to worship Nu Wa and let her bless you and your subjects.

Zhou Wang's heart actually rejected Shang Rong's proposal. After all, after the Han Dynasty, people did not know the deeds of Nu Wa. No one knows who Nu Wa was in Shang Dynasty. Although Zhou Wang is well-read and knows everything by heart, he has been in office for seven years, but he has never heard a surname mentioned. How did this happen suddenly?

Are you sure you want our king to kowtow to an unheard-of fairy?

Zhou Wang wanted to refuse, but when he saw Shang Rong's expectant eyes, his heart softened and he agreed involuntarily.

Zhou Wang this commitment, can be cool, not only destroyed the inheritance of Shang Tang in six hundred, but also missed the called life.

Why?

Just because I saw her in the world of mortals, ha ha, no, it's just that Zhou Wang looked at the statue of Nu Wa Empress who came to Wo Temple, and I will never forget that face again. When the feelings are strong, I can't help writing a poem to express my love. The poem says: But I want to be enchanting and charming, and marry back to Changle to serve the king.

What do you mean? What do you mean? Can't speak normally.

Nu Wa Niang, who came back from Huoyun Cave, flew into a rage and wanted to kill Zhou Wang this boy at once.

Nu Wa Niangniang is also a wayward girl. She said that if she wanted to kill Zhou Wang, she would kill Zhou Wang. There was no ambiguity at all, and she took action immediately. She drove qingluan and flew to Chao Ge city quickly.

It was almost there, and suddenly, two red lights rose into the sky, blocking the way.

What happened? How dare you stand in the way of the queen?

Nu Wa's magical power, that's easy. Oh, yes, I see. That's what happened. I'm so helpless, I'm very dissatisfied. I explained that Zhou Wang still had 28 years of luck, so it was not convenient to start.

Is this really the reason? Since there are still 28 years of bad luck, why leave early? You didn't do some research before arresting him. Even a mortal can't be taunted, and it is not afraid of others' jokes.

In fact, the real reason for the problem is: who are those two red lights?

It was none other than Zhou Wang's two sons, Yin Jiao and Yin Hong.

What about Yin Jiao and Yin Hong? Although he was a mortal at that time, he was not developed yet, but he will be great in the future. How can it be great?

They are all famous gods. After Yin Jiao, he was named Tai Sui, and after Yin Hong, he was named the Five Grains Star King.

It seems that this five-grain star king is nothing, but this value is too old.

Great, since you hang up the traditional god's name, it is the first-class demon between heaven and earth.

In fact, Nu Wa was scared away by these two mortals, but can such a thing be said?

How shameful it is to say it out can only be covered up by fate. After you return to the palace, you will attract all kinds of demons under various flags, and choose Xuanyuan Tomb as the scourge of Zhou Wang to find face for this shameful thing.

So: Nu Wa took revenge on Zhou Wang, but was scared away by two mortals, leaving a sentence that no one knows so far.

What common saying?

I dare not lay hands on Yinjiao and Yin Hong, that is, I dare not touch the ground on my head.

Who doesn't know this sentence On the other hand, I think Nu Wa, the ancient goddess, was afraid to let go of Yin Jiao in the traditional era. You can imagine how afraid the ancients were of this traditional era.