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Inspirational story of morning meeting

1, bandits and mentors

Once, an old robber took his apprentice to rob a bank and was chased by the police. The two men ran away like crazy and almost ran away with their pants. I finally got rid of the police, who were out of breath and collapsed on the ground.

After a long time, when the shock subsided, the disciple said, "Master, Master, if only there were no police in this world!" Master scolded 1, "bullshit! If there were no police, would we still have food? ! "The apprentice is very confused. Master said earnestly, "You only know one thing, but you don't know the other! Think about it, if there were no police, would everyone dare to steal and rob?

It is precisely because of these policemen that we have blocked those capable people and have a living space! What are we compared with them? What skills do you have? Don't we make a living by motivating thieves to do things they dare not do? Police! We're here! Without the police, where can we live a good life? "

You see how wonderful successful people are, but you only see one side, but you don't see the other. You "only saw the thief eating meat, but didn't see the thief being beaten", and you didn't see the sweat, tears and even blood they shed for success! Even if you see a thief being beaten, you are only willing to be a thief who only eats meat without being beaten.

There is nothing so cheap in the world! We can learn from the experience of the old robber above. As long as you have a little courage and self-confidence, it is enough to break through the physical and psychological barriers.

2. Maitreya

Anyone who has been to the temple knows that Maitreya is the first to greet guests with a smiling face as soon as he enters the temple gate, and on his back, Wei Tuo is the black face of Darkmouth. But according to legend, a long time ago, they were not in the same temple, but in charge of different temples.

Maitreya is enthusiastic and happy, so many people come, but he doesn't care about anything, and his accounts are improperly managed, so he still makes ends meet. Although Wei Tuo was a cook in charge of accounts, he was unhappy all day, which was too serious. He made fewer and fewer friends and finally died.

The Buddha found this problem when he was looking for incense, so he put them in the same temple. Maitreya was in charge of public relations and smiled at all the guests, so the incense flourished. And Wei Tuo is impartial, he will be better than others, so let him be in charge of finance and strictly control. In the division of labor and cooperation between the two people, the temple flourished.

In fact, in the eyes of the master of employing people, people without waste, like martial arts masters, can hurt people by picking flowers and flying leaves without expensive swords. The key is how to use them.

3. cannibalism

Two cannibals went to work in a company, and the boss said, "If you eat people in the company, you will be fired immediately!" " "After three months, everyone lived a quiet life. Suddenly one day, the boss called the two men to the office and scolded them: "TMD, I told you not to eat people, and you don't have to come to work tomorrow!" "

Two cannibals packed their things and left. When they went out, one couldn't help cursing the other: "How many times have I told you not to eat working people? For three months, we ate a department manager every day and nothing happened. You ate detergent yesterday, and today they found it! "

4. The director is useless

There was a Lu man who was good at weaving straw sandals and his wife was good at weaving white silk. He wants to move to Vietnam. His friend said to him, "If you go to Vietnam, you will be poor." "Why?" "Straw sandals are used to walk, but Vietnamese people are used to walking barefoot; White silk is used to make hats, but Vietnamese people are used to long hair. With your strengths, go to places that are not needed, so is it possible to keep yourself from being poor? "

5. The philosophy of blind light.

The blind man lit a lamp: the Zen master saw the blind man holding a lantern, puzzled and asked why. The blind man said: I heard that after dark, there was nothing like me in the world, so I lit a lamp to light the way for them. The Zen master said: So you light a lamp for everyone, which is very kind. The blind man said: actually, I also light a lamp for myself, because when I light it, others will see me in the dark and won't bump into me.

6. Loyal dogs

Tom, the dog, looked for a job everywhere and was busy for many days, but found nothing. He complained to his mother in dismay, "I'm such a useless waste." No company will accept me. "

Mother asked strangely, "What about bees, spiders, larks and cats?"

Tom said, "Bees became stewardesses, spiders became Internet users, larks graduated from the Conservatory of Music, so they became singers, and cats graduated from the police academy, so they became security guards. Unlike them, I have no experience and diploma in higher education. "

Mother continued to ask, "What about horses, sheep, cows and chickens?"

Tom said, "Horses can pull carts, wool is the raw material for textiles and clothing, cows can produce milk, and hens can lay eggs. Unlike them, I have no ability. "

Mother thought for a moment and said, "you are not a horse running in a chariot, nor a chicken laying eggs, but you are not a waste." You are a loyal dog.

Although you don't have any higher education or skills, a sincere heart is enough to make up for all your shortcomings. Mark my words, son, no matter how many hardships you go through, cherish your golden heart and let it shine. "

After listening to his mother's words, Tom nodded vigorously.

After all the hardships, Tom not only found a job, but also became the manager of the administrative department. Not convinced, the parrot went to the boss and said, "Tom is neither a graduate of a famous university nor knows a foreign language." Why give him such a high position? "

The boss calmly replied, "It's very simple, because he is a loyal dog."