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Three minutes before class.
The main points of the speech three minutes before class
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Teachers and students:
Hello everyone!
Not long ago, I saw a fairy tale, The Giant's Garden, written by British writer Oscar Wilde. This story is about a giant who was angry when he saw children playing in his garden. He built a high wall around the garden, and the children refused to go to that wall. From then on, the garden can't bloom, birds, without saying a word, a desolate spring, summer and autumn, refused to visit, only winter will stay here forever. In the spring when children climb the wall from the hole, according to the children's garden, they will immediately become full of vitality. When his children were driven out of the garden again, the garden was covered with snow and ice. Later, the little boy was inspired by the giant to wake up, and then the wall was torn down. The garden has become a paradise for children. A giant frog lives in the middle of the beautiful garden, and the children are very happy. ...
Wilde's happy story made my heart restless for a long time. I thought that the giant was trapped in the selfish and cold garden by heavy snow twice in winter, which made the children lose their happiness. At the same time, he felt lonely and unhappy in the beautiful landscape garden! We often say, "Give someone a rose, and your hand will smell fragrant.". In fact, happiness is the same. He is happy when others are happy.
I remember these famous sayings: "share your pain with others and your pain will be reduced by half;" If you share it, your happiness will be doubled. "Yes, sharing their happiness will not make them lose, but make the world warm. On the contrary, whether you are happy or not.
Sharing your happiness with others is a virtue, because happiness can be contagious. In fact, many times, sharing your happiness with others not only gives others a chance, but also gives yourself a chance, gives others a good mood, and leaves him a good mood.
If so, then open your heart and share it with others sincerely-he is a fire, you must find ways to illuminate others, give yourself a pot of water, give yourself the idea of turning over a new leaf, give yourself a rice, find ways to cook a meal with big ears, and find ways to send clear light to passengers by yourself ... Happy people will share it, and you will be happier!
thank you
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Not your smile.
Student:
As the saying goes, "Smile, you are still young." In fact, smiling can not only make you young, but also become a bridge of communication and a good medicine to resolve people's contradictions.
Have you heard the story of Mr. Jean Ping, a former Japanese?
At the initial level, this is a very ordinary insurance salesman. Average appearance, height 158 cm. But why can he become a household name in Japan, including a celebrity known to women and children? It is because of his research that he has nothing to do with smiling. He carries a small mirror with him and practices. These smiles are famous for their success.
Work? At the primitive level of life, * * * developed 39 kinds of smiles, which became natural. Some smiles can make people feel warm, some people who smile are friendly, some smiles can bring strength, some people who smile restlessly become quiet at once, and some people smile to make you listen involuntarily.
This is his smile. People who are only willing to buy insurance from him think that it is harmless for him to sell insurance, so that customers can talk about everything. He becomes his smile, don't say anything about bosom friends.
In fact, smiling can connect people's hearts, bring them closer and even help you succeed.
I remember once going to the hospital, I was waiting in line, a man was sitting in a chair, and the nurse said, "What's wrong with you? The doctor told me that at nine o'clock, you should look at yourself at nine forty. " I think the nurses will definitely take an eye for an eye and then go to war. Who knows, the nurse smiled and said to the man, "sir, I'm sorry, there are too many people." I'll take a look at it for you and remind you to wait. " After a while, I saw it. I smiled and said, "Mr. Chairman, please go." I can't help admiring this nurse. After a while, the people who came out found the smile they had just kept and said sincerely, "I'm really sorry just now." Please forgive me. " The nurse still smiled and said, "It doesn't matter."
Listen, sometimes a smile can turn an enemy into a friend.
Every day you give others a sincere smile, and others will give you a smile.
Smile, you, make others disappear in a blink of an eye. Smiling can make you have a harmonious relationship with others and communicate with each other's hearts in silent language. So, my friends, please be generous and don't be stingy with your smile.
thank you
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What have you lost?
Student:
Hello everyone!
There is a girl, a platform for chasing the wind and flying paper. Enthusiasts saw her anxious look and thought it was an important document for her. We joined the team to catch up with the documents. What if we catch it on purpose? Take care of everyone. He jumps and falls, falls and flies, trying to connect with his soul. What's more, the greater the determination of girls to chase.
Finally, with everyone's efforts, be obedient. The catcher proudly handed the trophy to the girl. The girl gracefully thanked everyone for inserting a trash can in front of it, turned around and held the paper in front of the public. She smiled and said, "Well, it finally went where it should go.
At this point in the story, maybe you will be surprised at the girl's behavior, and maybe you will think about the truth of the story. Ok, let's put these students down first. Let's close our eyes and imagine: is it the hand of garbage students and the eye-catching exclamation mark on the road beside us? Waste plastic bags "dance" in the wind? Will you see some footprints on the white wall to go to the toilet?
Similarly, is anyone around you calling you eardrum deaf? Did anyone swear, swear, and attract others' contempt? Does anyone regret whistling, which is surprising and inexplicable?
When all this happened to the master, he lost one thing, that is, the precious spiritual wealth of the Chinese nation with more than 1000 years of civilization. This wealth is handed down from generation to generation. I think I met you on the road, and I was beside you: her smile, her enthusiasm for helping her classmates, her kindness and concern for the accidents she usually gets along with, her mutual blows, "I'm sorry", her conscious refusal to put the trash can, her active stop when she saw someone spitting and littering, her gentle walk in the corridor, and her warmth of home in the dormitory. It is a quality, a self-cultivation, a behavior that is respected and widely respected.
Green trees and red flowers, reading aloud, warm words and neat appearance, this is a beautiful picture. So, when time is far away from civilization, you warmly remind him that you have lost your business.
thank you
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Promote your own
Student:
Hello everyone!
If you are a swift horse, self-promotion can help you find the horse as soon as possible. If you are a real person who is not afraid of fire and gold, self-promotion can help you brush off the dust. If you are a learned person, a lot of self-promotion is the first step to success.
Maybe you are versatile, but now it has a wine jar, brewing quietly in a deep alley. It's hard for Li Guang to seal the feeling of sadness and roundness, so please don't follow the creed of "Silence is golden" and sell yourself quickly.
The world is often a swift horse, but horses are not. If you don't want to be a swift horse that has been abandoned for many years, it will soon gallop in the wilderness and show itself to the fullest, without leaving the lament of "an old horse crouching tiger, aiming for a thousand miles" or letting the empty-handed "heart is willing but unable" say regretfully. "So, at the beginning of the exhibition, this is very necessary.
In today's world, you and I may be dragons among all people, but in the end, only he may succeed, because only he knows how to show himself and enjoy the opportunities in front of you and me. They just shut up and say nothing. Then, he found his chance, not knowing, "gold always shines, and only a few people don't know how to expose you." I can only draw the following conclusions: 1.
So, if you still hide the cone in your pocket, expose the bag and the exposed edge in time. If you were another young man, you might write a story about "volunteering" ......
However, blind self-promotion is not worth promoting. The premise of our propaganda is to have real talents and practical learning. Therefore, when you don't have enough talent to make the determination of the whole world appropriate, that deep alley needs to be slowly fermented and slowly jars until everything is ready for people all over the world to dump your fragrance and delicious food. As plum blossoms are the essence of spring and autumn, their strongest fragrance will only be released in winter.
Students, when one day, you have real talent and practical learning, please actively promote yourself in the world!
thank you
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The ideal of flying-the bud of hope (article, such as voice)
Each of us grew up step by step, and we like to fight bravely by the river.
When we were young, we had beautiful, beautiful and somewhat naive and unrealistic fantasies, just like the colorful pebbles by the river. We were drunk by colorful painted pottery. Gradually, we grew up, facing the pebbles in front of us and at our feet. At the source of this river, stands a majestic and steep snow-capped mountain with charming scenery. We call it-ideal. A beautiful word! ?
Ideal includes our yearning for the future, our hope for the future, and our beautiful vision for the future.
Golden childhood, happy childhood, precipitation, precipitation with a touch of rice fragrance. Just like the old daughter is red, the longer it is, the more fragrant it is, and the longer it is, the more people can't satisfy the aftertaste. I have a child, and my biggest dream is to buy me some toys and delicious food with my parents. Now it seems how naive I was when I was a child.
When I grew up, I began to understand: "The ideal does not lie in a delicate flower. It needs our wishes and nourishes our eyes. We need more sincere spiritual care. "
In fact, everyone has an ideal, but to make this beautiful idea come true, the key is to rely on yourself. Come on, come on, fail with energy and win in the blacksmith's shop. This is the spirit we want. As the saying goes: "Where there is a will, there is a way. I believe that as long as we study hard, Tashi will make his ideal come true! ?
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Ideal choice for young people
Hello, everyone, the speech I brought today is called Youth and Ideal.
We and other left-wing ignorance ushered in our youth. Young people, unscrupulous, enjoying the wind of freedom, feel relieved, because the cloud is too comfortable, because youth entrusted us with the peak of life, we don't need to mature, we are no longer ignorant, we are the only eternal.
Life is an ideal pursuit, and the ideal indicator is that when life loses its lamp, they lose the courage to live. Therefore, only by adhering to lofty ideals can we not get lost in the vast sea of people? The direction of life. Tolstoy's life ideal, life ideal, one stage ideal, one year ideal, one month ideal, even one day, one hour, one minute ideal. Hearing this, classmates, have you thought of your ideals?
Life blooms in spring. Life is beautiful, but it is only a flash in the pan. If during this period, as a college student, we should study hard, make continuous progress and find a sky of our own. Youth is the hope of the motherland and the future of the country. Tomorrow, when everyone has the advantage.
A philosopher once said, "I dreamed of walking a lot, but I woke up in bed." It vividly tells us a truth: people can't lie on their ideals and live a drunken life. We not only have ideals, but also have bold fantasies, but we must work hard and wait for a new beginning. Lying on the ideal is not only far away, but even lost. Student, are you an ideal dream? Have you hesitated?
His predecessor said, "Li Changzhi people always aim high, draw their own blueprint with the so-called' ideal' structure, and then click' OK' to perfect the castle in the air, which is just a mirage. Student, Li Changzhi, or Chang Bao?
Finally, I want to end today with a sentence from Liang Qichao: Young Chile is the country of Chile, young people are rich, young people are strong, and Guo Qiang's juvenile country is progressing, young men are on the earth, and the country is hanging on the earth. "Sweating all the way, drinking dust all the way, chewing all the way, and suffering all the way. Young people will continue to burn under the red flag, so that every young person can embrace their ideals and March forward bravely in the storm!
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