Funny curse words

1. People are iron and style is steel. Don’t you pretend to be panicked all day long?

2. Your head was pinched by Sister Feng’s thigh, your brain is rotten, and your cerebellum is atrophied, right?

3. You are so powerful, you can split a bag of rice with one leg

4. What a beauty, a disaster! My throat is just a bit thick.

5. You are the best among all the people in the country, riding a bench to the moon. You are the best in the world. You can drink from a vat instead of a cup. From ancient times to the present, you are the best, scaring people to death when you go shopping. You say this is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you!

6. Before you spray shit, think about what you have done yourself and whether you are qualified to criticize others. Your mother watched the Midnight Bell when she gave birth to you, you lapdog.

7. Seeing that you are a jade tree facing the wind, you are handsome, graceful, loved by everyone, and flowers are blooming, you must be the best among scum and the best among beasts. Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig!

8. He looked so excited, as if he had drunk urine sugar.