Ask for a joke that makes me laugh to death. 10 ~

The wife is reading the newspaper loudly: "There was a serious flood in France, and the loss reached several million francs."

"You see, there is," the husband whispered, "but you always say that everything is the fault of the wine."

An old couple who have been married for forty years are chatting.

The wife complained, "You are not as kind to me as before. You used to sit next to me. "

The husband replied, "It's easy." Then he moved to sit next to her.

"But you used to hold me tight."

"Is this good?" He put his arm around his wife's neck.

"Do you remember how you used to kiss my neck and bite my ear?"

He jumped up and walked out of the door.

The wife hurriedly asked, "Where are you going?"

The husband replied, "I have to get my dentures."