Collect some funny jokes about Yi Di, the more the better, it doesn’t matter if they are original or copied.

Bosh: I'm going to tell my kids who finished last in the All-Star voting.

Pierce "He is the cleaner of truth"

Ray Allen "Please don't compare my three-pointer with his. Doing so will make him lose all confidence."

Garnett "Everyone is discussing who is the best power forward in history between me and Duncan. It seems that there is no suspense about this question. Are Duncan and I tied... ........."

Kobe Bryant "He comes to the Wizards. Or I go to the Cavaliers. It's that simple"

Little Prince James "I can't wait for 2010. I'm going to beat him up!"

Trac McGrady "I would like to correct what I said before. If Yi Di was my teammate, then the Rockets would have no more than 10 wins..."

Duncan "If I could play alongside him, I would love to meet an alien"

Kevin Durant "He is always chasing my back"

Oden " He is the legitimate bottom pick!"

Artest "I am very happy. The plan to trade me for Carter will be rejected"

Howard "I dominate the three-second zone. He rules the hygiene of my room”

Yao Ming “One of the big reasons why I came to the NBA is that I don’t want to humiliate Emperor Yi in the CBA”

Paul “My two biggest wishes in life. 1. One is to play as a substitute for Chen Jianghua. The other is to dedicate my fist to Yi Di."

Nash "If Yi Di goes to the Suns, the championship will undoubtedly be lost."

Wade " In 2010, if I teamed up with James, I would aim for the Finals, partner with Yi Di, and finish at the bottom of the league every year."

Iverson: He is the answer to losing.

Nowitzki: I hope one day he can play like me.

Devin Harris: Our job is to throw the ball across the center line, and we know that Yi will catch the ball and hit the iron anywhere.

Stan Van Gundy: Although we know that the Nets are a one-man team, there is nothing we can do to bless him.

Barkley: If Yi can get a double-double in any of the remaining games this year, I will be willing to kiss that horse.

Jackson: Now I realize that Jordan is indeed a bit too tall.

O'Neal: When facing Yi, occasionally throwing him is a legitimate offense.

Stern: I will convince them to raise the salary cap to 100 yuan. You know the NBA must not lose him to make money. Yi Jianlian must be the best cleaner