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Make fun of buying instant noodles for life without seasoning packets.
2. Attachment is a line that only receives pictures and memories of the past.
You know that thoughts can be changed instantly, so I don't believe those sweet words.
4, no phone calls, no greetings, no news, we are like familiar strangers.
I lamented that my acting skills were good, but I stopped talking when I met.
I'd rather be the same as before, only my sisters are poor.
7. Peace of mind is nothing more than three things: someone believes you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you. I want to be sincere. Don't play with your heart.
8. No matter how smart a person is, he will be an idiot in front of love.
9. After Happiness liked me so much, I went to find another person who expected her.
10, look at the world with your smile, don't let the world take your smile away.
1 1, I will wait for you until you like me.
12, everyone blames me for changing too much, but no one has ever asked me why I became like this.
13, there is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it? /Shuo Shuo/
14, in fact, habit is more terrible than really loving someone.
15, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
16, poor thing! Caught in the inner maze, no one can save himself except himself.
17, you have devoted your life to him, who holds the world for you?
18, the highest state of love is the plain old age.
There is only one word difference between a lie and an oath.
2 1, remember your mistakes and try to make up for them, but don't blame yourself.
You told me that you were tired and going to bed, but an hour later I saw you commenting on her speech.
23. Sometimes love is a delicate flower and it takes time to get angry.
I said that I love you is not a sweet word, but a gift that makes you laugh.
25, no brokenhearted, do not understand love; You don't know life without setbacks.
26. You pretended to be pure act young, but my sister became a female gangster.
27, too haggle over every ounce, not suitable for love, suitable for shopping.
28. The romantic agreement was so sincere, but we didn't know how to cherish it when we were young.
29. From one day on, it seems that it is not very good with you. There are fewer meetings and fewer telephones. When I am lonely, I refrain from looking for you.
Don't laugh at students who dress like zongzi, because there is a kind of cold that my mother thinks I am cold.
3 1, I am not a foodie, I am just in a bad mood.
32. The most painful thing in the world is to sleep well and be awakened by urine.
You said you loved me, but now you don't want to talk to me.
34. If you love a flower, you will bloom with it; If you love someone, you will grow up with her.
35. Later I learned that what we strive for is extraordinary, but in the end, we will lose the happiness of many ordinary women.
37. See a person who is very similar to you and is experiencing the same story as you once did.
Kneel down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry to have wronged you by following me.
I cried a lot tonight, but I don't care about anyone.
4 1. If it is not a person, who will defend a city?
42. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least, without me, you will hurt.
43. Starting today, smile. Everything in the world is a trivial matter except life and death.
44. Wake up in the morning and remember your dreams at night. There are not many beautiful dreams and they are not lost. It is really hard to get.
45.{ Struggle for one year in spring, summer, autumn and winter, and struggle for a lifetime without regrets}.
46. I have not been abandoned, rejected, reviled, left, or suffered what I was afraid of.
Funny cure talk daquan: buy instant noodles all your life without seasoning bag.
1, woman, don't mature yourself by falling in love.
People who stand on the extreme edge will not try to be saved.
I am like a plague to you.
Instead of wanting to die all day, think about how to make the person who hurts you suffer.
5, finally decided to let go, let go of the persistent hand, let go of the tenderness you gave.
6. If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather make the same mistake again!
7, wealth is not slutty, poverty is low, and men are heroic here. -Hao Cheng
8. Do you have a friend who cares about you on the surface and plays with you secretly?
9. How much have you learned in the emotional world and how many people's hearts have you learned?
10, spring? The beginning of spring? Isn't spring just beginning now? What does this have to do with my life?
1 1, I don't want to love you, being harsh is that feeling, even I make my own decisions.
12, I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without seasoning packets.
13, dim light, no light at the age of 20
14, there are always some thoughtful notes that will be changed to their original names and surnames and sent back to the public group ~
15,-I want to keep all the good ones-
As long as you are warm for a lifetime, there will be no lingering for a lifetime.
1. Maybe I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't dare to announce my love. I was very cautious when I approached it. Good night and sweet dreams.
In fact, you have never tamed me, but I put away my fangs when I like you. Good Night!
3. There is no romance for a lifetime, as long as there is warmth for a lifetime, there is no lingering for a lifetime. As long as it is accompanied by a lifetime, don't say that love is too simple, and peace is the truest warmth. Good night, everyone.
4. The right person doesn't know how high the emotional intelligence is, but he must know your point and how to make you happy, so that he won't spend a long life too hard, reason when you are emotional, and oppose you when you are angry. Good night, everyone.
Love lies not in how many times you say "I like you", but in how to prove that what you say is true. Good Night!
6. I believe that in this world, some people have something and some love. When they met for the first time, they were doomed to be entangled for life. They are destined to grow up in their hearts like a tree and live forever. Good night, everyone.
7. The sense of security does not come from love, but from local pain. People can only feel at ease if they confirm that they are exceptions. Good night and sweet dreams.
8. All the interesting girls are single. Because they can support the boring years by themselves, it is difficult to find anyone more interesting than themselves. good night
9. When I am tired of this world, I will think of you. I am willing to put up with everything when I think that your life exists somewhere in the world. Your existence is very important to me. good night
10. The love I want is spoil, partial pain, first choice, exception. Only these can make me feel true love. Good night and sweet dreams.
1 1. I can buy my own ring and I will love myself. Sweet dreams.
12. The most important thing in a person's life is actually to choose the right person around him-I will wait for you at the door when the smoke starts. The sun goes down, I'll wait for you on the hillside. The leaves are yellow, and I am not as good as you in the tree. The moon is bent. I'll wait for you in the fifteenth. The drizzle is coming, and I am not as good as you under the umbrella. The running water is frozen. I'll wait for you by the river. Life is tired, I will wait for you in heaven. We are old, and I will wait for you in the afterlife. Good night, everyone.
13. Sometimes it's not that I don't trust you, it's just that I care more than others and I'm more afraid of losing you. good night
14. Falling in love is really troublesome, so … I'll trouble you later. Sweet dreams.
15. Do nothing and say you love me. It's not your turn, white wolf. good night
1. Frankly, we are all laymen who broke up in the middle of the night. Good night, world.
2. Do you always correct your bottom line for others or people? Keep making excuses for others and trying to forgive. But, silly boy, he doesn't really like you that much. good night
If one day you love someone as much as I love you, you will know how tired I am. Good night and sweet dreams.
Just as there is nothing wrong with your life without me, you are still happy when you are happy and sad when you are sad. In your world, I am tied with everything, maybe not as good as everything. Good night, everyone.
People are changing all the time. Life is an out-of-print movie that cannot be replayed. No matter how hard you try, some things can't go back. The furthest distance in the world is not love or hate, but the person you know has gradually become a stranger. Good night, everyone.
6. Every sensible and calm present has a silly and simple past; Every warm and indifferent present has a sad and uneasy past. Good night, world.
7. I suddenly don't want to be with you. I'm tired of seeing you perfunctory me like this every day. Can I let you go? In this love, you won't even say a few words to me. What do I want from you? Good night, everyone.
8. Once a person has love, he is weak. You said you'd like to have a drink for the past and never look back. In fact, even if you are drunk and alone at night, if that person reaches out, you will still go with him.
9. I pretend to be strong, happy and happy, but I can't pretend that I don't care about you. Good night, world.
10. If you don't know what treasure is, then I will teach you to start from losing me. good night
1 1. The more you care about a person, the more you lose; The more you care about a love, the more it hurts. Others don't put you in their eyes, why do you put it in your heart? People don't care about you at all. Why are you still dead set? Good night and sweet dreams.
12. Such people will appear in life. Even if you ignore it, even if you give everything, even if you don't care, you can't go to the end with him. Good night, world.
13. It's good that you left, otherwise I was always worried that you would leave. After breaking up, I continued to love you for a long time and didn't tell everyone. Good night and sweet dreams.
14. I think that a good medicine will weaken everything at any time. Who would have thought it was like a dose of poison? The longer it takes, the more unforgettable it will be. Good night, everyone.
15. Take your time. Many people finally lost contact. good night
16. If you care, you will consider it. If you don't care, you won't even think about it. You used to think it was crazy, but now you are desperate to forget it. Good night, world.
17. I want to forget you, but even the input method knows you. good night
If you are not a lifetime person, don't say a lifetime.
I like hugging best.
Of all the love words, I like the phrase "come and hug" best.
It's easier to meet people who are nice to you,
But it's hard to treat others like you all the time.
What's the matter? You're not the only one who loves it.
You can handle anything.
Only marriage can't be decided.
Because what you want is not a certificate.
What you want is a married life.
No matter how late it is, I will marry love.
Does the boy she likes like her?
Want to come to you after a long time,
Want to hold on to you in the crowded years,
Want to be with you all the time.
I believe there are three things you can't touch:
Meaningless restaurant, people who don't love you, fake friends.
And what these boys and girls should understand is!
If you have no feelings, don't give me the illusion.
If you are insincere, don't disturb my heart.
If you are not a lifetime person, don't say a lifetime.
Remember this sentence: you can manage your emotions well,
You are elegant and can control your thoughts.
You made it.
Heart to heart, heart to heart, how do you treat me,
I'll do it to you! From now on! Sweet mouth,
Be cruel. Stay and roll.
Either endure, be cruel or get out.
I just need one,
Protect me from panic,
I can't bear to be wronged and sad,
Especially long-winded and especially sweet love,
Someone who will never give up on me.
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