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Dou E's Unfair Translation
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Bortsepo, poem cloud]?
Flowers will reopen one day and people will no longer be young. You don't need to be rich, happiness is immortal. Is Mrs Cai's mother-in-law also from Chuzhou?
History, a family of three comes first. Unfortunately, my husband passed away, but there was only one child, eight years older than me, and two girls.
After a while, the family also had a lot of money. There is a Dou Xiucai here who borrowed twenty taels of silver from me last year.
Li Ben should have forty taels of silver by now. I begged several times, but the scholar only said that he was poor and didn't have to pay me back. He has a daughter.
I am seven years old this year. I am happy and lovely. I have a crush on him and want to be a daughter-in-law with my family, so I recognize these four?
You can't have your cake and eat it. He said today is a good day, and he personally sent his daughter to my home, so old, free of charge?
Go ahead and wait at home. Dou Xiucai will dare to stay here sooner or later. ?
[Rush to the end, play the corner of Dou, lead to play Duan Yun and the corner]?
After reading all the pale green thousands of books, I felt pity and killed Ma Xiangru. Hanting called me generously one day, not that I was weak. What is Xiao Sheng's last name?
Dou is famous for its heavenly seal, and his ancestral home is Chang 'an Jingzhao. Young scholars are full of articles; It is difficult to win, and it is impossible to achieve fame. ?
It's a pity that the Xiongnu family passed away, leaving this girl. Her mother died at the age of three, and now she is still a child?
My son is seven years old. I am poor and live in this Chuzhou. There is a mother-in-law Cai here. Who has money?
Cai borrowed twenty taels of silver from him because he had no money, and should have paid him back forty taels. How many times did he ask?
I asked for something and taught me what to give him in return. Who would have thought that grandma Cai often told people to let me be his wife?
Woman. Now the spring list has moved, and the venue has opened, waiting for the court to take it, but it also suffers from lack of money. I'm helpless, only?
I have to give this girl to Grandma Cai as my daughter-in-law. ?
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[sigh, cloud]?
Hi! Where is this a wife? Apparently selling like him. So I allowed him to borrow forty taels of silver first and share it?
But I got less things outside, and I was too eager to pay. While speaking, I came to his door early. ?
Is mother-in-law at home? ?
[Bohr, Cloud]?
The scholar invited him to sit at home and waited for a long time. ?
A brief encounter, Dou Tianzhangyun?
Send the girl to her mother-in-law all the way today. How dare I say that I am a daughter-in-law and only use it with my mother-in-law sooner or later? Xiao Sheng?
Now I'm going to go to court and become famous, leaving the girl here and watching her mother-in-law. ?
Boryun?
Wait, you are my in-laws. You owe me forty taels of silver, but I returned the loan slip to you. Again?
I'll give you twelve taels of silver for the trip. In-laws, don't be too light. ?
[What can I do, Cloud]?
Thank you, grandma. You didn't want me to pay back a lot of money at first, but now you're giving me a trip. This kindness will be rewarded one day. ?
Mother-in-law, the girl is stupid in the morning and evening, looking at my humble face and looking at the girl. ?
Boryun?
In-laws, don't ask me for compensation for this. If love comes to my home and takes care of him like a daughter, you can rest assured. ?
[Dou Zhang Tian Yun]?
Grandma, Duan should fight, but for my sake, you should scold a few words. When you scold, you will be punished. You too, son?
No more than in front of me, I am your relative, and I will do with you; Since I'm here, if I'm stubborn sooner or later, will I have to beg?
Then beat, scold and eat. Son (mouth music), I am also out of helplessness. ?
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[doing grief]?
[Singing]?
Lu Xian? Shang Huashi, I just have no plan for living, so I have to give up my family in two ways. from
Today, I am far away from the dust in Luoyang, and I don't know when I will return. I am speechless. ?
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[Next]?
[Bolyun]
First discount
[network disguised as Dr. celluloid, Shi Yun]?
Practice medicine with heart and prescribe medicine according to materia medica; The dead doctor is not alive, and the living doctor is dead. My name is Lu. Will you be nice to me?
Doctors are called Dr. Zeru. There is a pharmacognosy bureau in the south gate of Shanyang County. There is a mother-in-law Cai in the city. I borrowed it from him?
He should be paid back twelve taels of silver. I asked for it several times, but there was nothing to give him back. If you don't come, then go.
If you come, I have an idea. Why don't I sit down at this drugstore and see who's here? ?
[Bohr, Cloud]?
Mrs Cai. I have been living in Yang Shan County, and I have been very quiet. Since 13 years ago, the scholar of Dou has left the end?
Yun Hai and I are daughters-in-law, so we changed his nickname and called him Dou E. You didn't miss me after two years of marriage?
The child is weak and dead. If a wife is widowed three years earlier, the funeral will be eliminated. I told my wife?
Yes, I'm going to ask Dr. Sailu outside the city for money. ?
[doing business, cloud]?
Mo turned a corner, turned a corner and came to his house early. Is Dr. Lu Se at home? ?
[Lu]?
Grandma, go home. ?
Boryun?
My two silver dollars are long-term, so you can pay me back. ?
[Lu]?
Grandma, I have no money at home. Come with me to get the money and return it to you. ?
Boryun?
I'll go with you. ?
[doing business]?
[Lu]?
When I came here, I was alone in the East and nobody in the West. If you don't start here, what are you waiting for? I brought a rope. ?
That mother-in-law, who called you? ?
Boryun?
Where is it? ?
[Do Lebu Pediatrics. The old man and the donkey on the vice net rushed up, and Dr. Lulu came down in a panic. Pediatrics for the elderly. Zhang Yunyun]?
Dad, a mother-in-law, fought for some strangulation. ?
[Bo Laoyun]?
Where are you from, that mother-in-law Wu? What's your last name? Who is it? Why did this man strangle you? ?
Boryun?
My original surname is Cai, and I live in the city, but a widow lives with me. Because Dr. Sailu owes me twenty taels of silver.
Ask him today; Who wants him to let me go to a deserted place and strangle me for this money? If it weren't for the old one.
And brother, that's an old age. ?
[donkey cloud]?
Dad, did you hear what he said? He has a daughter-in-law at home. He must thank me for saving his life. What if it wasn't for you?
If I want this woman, I want his wife. How convenient is it? You tell him. ?
[Bo Laoyun]?
That mother-in-law, you have no husband and I have no family. Will you be my wife? ?
Boryun?
What words! When I get home, I will prepare more money to thank you. ?
[donkey cloud]?
Do you dare to cheat me of money on purpose? Dr. Lu Se's rope is still there. I'll still strangle you. ?
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[making rope]?
Boryun?
Brother, let me think about us slowly. ?
[Zhang Yu Er Yun]?
What are you thinking about? You follow my father. I want your wife. ?
[Pearl's Shadow]?
I disobeyed him and he strangled me. Come home with me, father and son. ?
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[same]?
[Zheng Dan, Yun]?
My last name is Dou, Xiao Ziyun. My ancestral home is the trainer Chuzhou. I lost my mother at the age of three and my father at the age of seven.
My father married my mother-in-law, Cai, and changed my name to .. When I was seventeen, I married my husband, but his husband died.
But three years ago, I was twenty. There is a doctor Zeru outside the south gate. He lacks my mother-in-law's money. Should he benefit?
Twenty taels. I asked for it several times. Today, my mother-in-law asked for it herself. Dou E, your life is too bitter! ?
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[Singing]?
Lu Xian? Pale crimson lips and full of leisure worries have been banned for several years. Who knows? If God knows my reasons, I'm afraid I won't be with God. Hunjianglong asked when it was dusk and when it was daytime. When would they forget to eat and sleep? Most of them came from last night's dream and shared today's heart. When will the old worries and new worries stop? Then this industry is hard, and the frown, the more feelings, the more redundant feelings, and the longer the mood. ?
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[Cloud]?
It seems so sad, I don't know when! ?
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[Singing]?
The water hyacinth is the eight-character character that bears a lifetime of worries. In my opinion, it has no end. You know, the human heart is not like running water. After my mother died at the age of three, I was separated from my father for a long time at the age of seven. I married a roommate, but he was short of money. My left-behind mother-in-law always leaves the room empty. Who asked, who (Qiu Qiu) was there? Happiness in the world is not the end of burning incense in the last life, but also a wave of troubles today, urging people to practice in the afterlife as soon as possible. I will love this woman, I will keep this filial piety, and my words must have a response. ?
[Cloud]?
My mother-in-law went to ask for money. Why didn't she come back sooner or later? ?
[Bohr on Lao Zhang's donkey]?
Boryun?
Your father and son are at the door, wait for me to go in first. ?
[donkey cloud]?
Grandma, you go in first, just say that the son-in-law is at the door. ?
[Bo Er sees Zheng Danke]?
[Zhengdanyun]?
Grandma is back. Do you want to eat? ?
[Bo Er is a cry baby, Yun]?
Child, teach me how to speak English! ?
[Zheng Dan sings]?
Why can't tears flow for a long time? Isn't it just fighting with others for debts? I quickly greeted here in a flurry, and he wanted to say why. ?
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Boryun?
Shy, teach me how to speak! ?
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[Zheng Dan sings]?
See him half wandering and half ugly. ?
[Cloud]?
Grandma, why are you so sad and crying? ?
Boryun?
I asked Dr. Sailu for money, and he told me to go where no one went, and he began to strangle me. Lost an old man?
And his son Zhang Maolv, who saved my life. That Zhang always asks me for a husband because of such troubles. ?
[Zhengdanyun]?
Grandma, are you afraid of this? Think about us again: it's not like I have nothing to eat or wear at home, is it?
Less money and debt, can not be forced; Besides, people over 60 are too old to have a husband. ?
Boryun?
Baby, isn't that what you said? But my life was saved by his father and son. I once said, wait?
When I get home, I will repay you for saving my life with more money and goods. I don't know how he knew that a wife in my family told me.
The old lady's daughter-in-law has no husband, and her father and son have no wives. This is a lucky opportunity. You have to strangle him if you don't follow him?
Fuck me. At that time, I panicked. Don't say I promised him. Even you might marry him. Son, what is this for?
Helpless. ?
[Zhengdanyun]?
Grandma, listen to me, Bo. ?
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[Singing]?
I worry about you when the flowers bloom in the backyard, and I worry about you when I visit my relatives. How can a bun as white as frost and snow (Autumn and Earth) be wrapped like a cloud? It's strange that women's universities should not stay. You are about sixty now, but nothing can stop you in middle age! Old love is a hook, and both newlyweds are interested, which makes people laugh. ?
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Boryun?
His father and son saved my life. Now, I can't consider other people's jokes. ?
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[Zheng Dan sings]?
Young man, although you want to be rescued by him, bamboo shoots are young, and you have to draw a moth eyebrow as your spouse. I think your husband left me a piece of land for you. I want to buy you a piece of land. There will be porridge in the morning and evening, and clothes in the cold and summer. I hope you are lonely and helpless, and mother and son will grow old together. So did my father-in-law, and later he suffered. ?
Boryun?
Honey, he's only at the door now, and the wedding is in a hurry. How can I get him back? ?
[Zheng Dan sings]?
Parasitic grass tells you that he is anxious to be happy, and I will worry about you: I am worried that I can't swallow sex wine, I am worried that my eyes are dizzy and I can't turn the concentric button, and I am worried that I can't sleep well on the lotus mattress. If you want to lead music to painting, I dare to fall behind others in this marriage. ?
Boryun?
Baby, stop talking about me. His father and son are waiting at the door. So far, why don't you confess?
Son in law. ?
[Zhengdanyun]?
Mother-in-law, you have to confess yourself, I don't want a son-in-law?
Boryun?
Is that for the son-in-law? Get his father and son to come to the door and teach me how to do it. ?
[donkey cloud]?
We knocked today. Bare hat, today is the groom; The sleeves are very narrow, so be a charming guest today. Okay?
Son-in-law, good son-in-law, don't waste, don't waste. ?
[Follow the old man into the worship department]?
Does Zheng Dan study science, Claude?
That guy, back off! ?
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[Singing]?
I think this woman doesn't believe that man's mouth every time, and her mother-in-law is afraid of losing her virginity. Today, she has recruited a rural father to lead a semi-death row. ?
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[Zhang donkey is a megaphone, cloud]?
You see, my father and son have such a figure that they can choose a son-in-law as their leader. Don't miss the good time, I will accompany you early?
Let's meet the bride. ?
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[Zheng Dan is not a science student, singing]?
You killed you. Grandma, don't you know shame! My father-in-law ran into the house and rushed to the state, and everything was at home. Thinking about my father-in-law, how can I have the heart to teach a donkey to feel? ?
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[Zhang Donkey ※ Labai, push down and sing]?
Not a woman without a husband. Finally. ?
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[Next]?
Boryun?
Don't be angry with your father. Don't you have the grace to live, so I won't think about repaying you? Just my place?
What my wife hates most when she is angry is her refusal to recruit your son. How can I recruit your old man? Shall I spell now?
Good wine and good food will keep you and your son at home, and I will slowly persuade my wife; Wait till he changes his mind.
Then do the district office. ?
[donkey cloud]?
This crooked bone is Huang Hua's daughter, who just pulled it. There is no need to push me.
I'll do it! I swear in front of you: I don't want him to be a wife in my life. I'm not a good person. ?
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As one sentence says, I have seen thousands of beautiful women, unlike this young man who is very tired; I saved your life?
Reborn from death, how can you give up and refuse to stay in your body? ?
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[The same below]
Second discount
[Lu Se medical, poetry cloud]?
Too many boys were born, and many people died. Why didn't he close the shop for a day for fear of being reported? Is there another Cai in the city?
My wife is short of twenty taels of silver, and she has come to ask for it in person many times, arguing over several broken backbones. It is also my short wit.
Earned him into a deserted village, he bumped into two people who didn't know their names and shouted, "How dare you kill someone and make a scene in heaven?"
Strangle civilians without authorization! "I was so scared that I lost my rope and let go. Although there was nothing to do all night, I finally felt very lost.
Soul; Only when we know that human life is a matter of life can we regard it as dust on the wall. From now on, if you change your profession, you will get rid of sin and study.
All the lives that died before were handed over to him with a scroll of scriptures. That's how Cyrus treated that boy. Just to rely on it?
Cai's mother-in-law gave him twenty taels of silver to go to a secluded place and wait to strangle him. Who wants to meet two people to save him?
Let's go If there is another debt collection season, how can I meet him? As the saying goes, "36 plans, walking is the best policy." ?
I am very happy to be alone, and I don't have any family troubles. Why don't I pack my soft luggage, make a bag and hide quietly?
Place, do other business, not clean? ?
[on donkeys, clouds]?
I am a donkey, but Dou E refuses to follow me in any way. Now that the old woman is ill, I beg for poison and?
He took the medicine and drugged the old woman to death. This young man is at least my wife. ?
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[doing business, cloud]?
And live, the city people have wide eyes and ears, and there are many words. If you see me begging for poison, don't shout the wrong words? I saw the south gate the day before yesterday?
There is a drugstore outside. It's calm here, just in time for medicine. ?
[Do it, call it a cloud]?
Brother Taiyi, I'm here to ask for medicine. ?
[Sailu Medical Cloud]?
What medicine do you want? ?
[donkey cloud]?
I begged for poison. ?
[Sailu Medical Cloud]?
Who dares to mix drugs with you This guy has a lot of nerve. ?
[donkey cloud]?
Are you really unwilling to give me medicine? ?
[Sailu Medical Cloud]?
If I don't talk to you, why are you talking to me? ?
[A donkey drags]?
Well, didn't you come to kill grandma Cai the day before yesterday? You said I didn't recognize you? I'll take you to the official. ?
[Dr. Tselu really panicked, cloud]?
Dude, let me go. There's medicine. ?
[doing pharmacy, Zhang slightly cloud]?
Since you have medicine, I will spare you. Exactly: when it is time to let go, let go and forgive others. ?
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[Next]?
[Sailu Medical Cloud]?
No regrets! The man who asked for medicine just now is to save the woman. I took the poison with me today, so?
The more you want to implicate me after the incident; Close the pharmacy early and go to Zhuozhou to sell rat poison. ?
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[Next]?
[Bo Er, how many subjects do you do]?
I am always on the same donkey, Yun?
The old man wanted to be a pin since he came to Cai's mother-in-law's house, but his wife insisted. That mother-in-law always takes me in?
At home, the father and son live alone, only saying that they are not busy, and slowly persuading their daughter-in-law, who wants her mother-in-law to get hurt again?
Sick. Boy, have you counted my two constellations? When will the Hongluan Tianxi arrive? ?
[donkey cloud]?
It depends on which day you are happy! Only bet on skills and do what you can. ?
[Bo Laoyun]?
Baby, Grandma Cai has been ill for several days. I'll accompany you to ask about your illness. ?
See Bohr's problem, Yun?
Grandma, how are you today? ?
Boryun?
I am very unhappy. ?
[Bo Laoyun]?
What do you want to eat? ?
Boryun?
I want to eat some mutton soup. ?
[Bo Laoyun]?
Baby, tell Dou E to make some mutton soup for her mother-in-law. ?
[Zhang Luer goes to Gu Men Cloud]?
Dou E, my mother-in-law wants to eat mutton soup, so make good arrangements for the future. ?
[Zheng Dan holds soup, cloud]?
My body is doue. My mother-in-law was unhappy and wanted mutton soup, so I personally arranged to eat it with her. Mother-in-law also?
I, a widow, have to avoid suspicion in everything. How can I take in the donkey and its son? Not a relative or a relative, one?
If the family lives together, won't it cause outsiders to talk? Mother-in-law, don't promise his marriage behind his back, even I'm tired of it?
Not clean. I think this woman's heart is in danger. ?
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[Singing]?
Lu Nan? For a flower, he stayed all his life and slept in a tent, willing to sleep there in the middle of the night; He came from Zhang Lang and later became Li Lang's wife. There are first-class women who don't talk about family planning, but ask about leisure; After a while, I didn't understand the mechanism of fighting the phoenix, which gave me some insights. Liangzhou No.7 is like Zhuo, and this is like the case of Meng Guang; What you say is very clever, but what you say is difficult to understand. You don't know until you do it. The old grace has been forgotten, and the new joy is appropriate; The soil vein on the grave is still wet, and the shelf has changed into new clothes. Where is the sorrow, crying down the Great Wall? Where are you willing to splash water when washing yarn? Where is the stone that turned to stone when going up the mountain? Sad and shameful, the woman's family has no righteousness, more lewdness and less ambition; It's a pity that our predecessors are here, not to mention that a leopard cannot change his spots. ?
[Cloud]?
Grandma, the mutton soup is ready. You should eat some waves. ?
[donkey cloud]?
Let me carry that. ?
Have a taste, Yun?
There is less salt and vinegar in it. Go get it. ?
[summer]?
[Zhang Wei Medicine Department]?
[Zheng Dan, Yun]?
Isn't this salt vinegar? ?
[donkey cloud]?
You pour some. ?
[Zheng Dan sings]?
You say less salt and less vinegar is tasteless, and pepper is crispy. I hope my mother will recover soon, and a cup of soup is better than nectar, so that she will be happy and safe. ?
[Bo Laoyun]?
Son, do you have mutton soup? ?
[donkey cloud]?
There is soup, you can drink it. ?
[Beat veteran Tang Yun]?
Grandma, have some soup. ?
Boryun?
I'm tired of you. ?
[Do vomit, cloud]?
I am vomiting now. Don't drink this soup. Give it to your dad. ?
[Bo Laoyun]?
This soup is specially for you. Don't eat it, have a bite. ?
Boryun?
I won't eat, you can give it to your old man. ?
[Old foodies]?
[Zheng Dan sings]?
He Xinlang, please eat method one, and eat first with a Taoist priest. This speech is also ugly, but I'm not angry! What do you think is the similarity between his family and ours? Why don't you remember the old relationship between husband and wife, and there have been hundreds of followers? Mother-in-law, you are a treasure of gold, and your white hair is scarce. Don't compare old kindness with new knowledge. If you stay in the same grave for a hundred years, you will be willing to send cold clothes thousands of miles there. ?
[Bo Laoyun]?
Why do I feel groggy when I drink this soup? ?
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[Not doing well]?
[Bor panic, cloud]?
When you earn some money, keep your spirits up. ?
Yun, are you crying?
Wu is not dead yet! ?
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