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What's the name of Degang Guo's cross talk with Huang Jianxiang and Bai?

Degang Guo (on the stage): There are many people here.

Liu Jianhong: Yes, many people. The stadium is full.

Degang Guo: I'm very happy. Football has come this far because of all the men and women present here. Everyone present today is the most knowledgeable audience in the world. Here, student Degang Guo ~

Liu Jianhong: Student Liu Jianhong ~

He: Bow to his parents. . .

Liu: I said wait, can we bow to them? All foreigners.

Whoops ~ ~ ~

Guo: Oh, great. Such a big stadium is full, is it full?

Liu: Yes, all the tickets were sold out three days ago.

Guo: Really? Then how can I see that such a large area below is still empty?

Liu: Nonsense, that's the stadium. It's for playing football, not watching the ball.

Guo: Oh, players don't have to buy tickets? Pay for tickets just by watching?

Liu: How fresh! Players pay for this.

Guo: Oh, those who sit get paid, and those who play below get paid. That's no different from the overpass. Are they going to throw steel and jump down? It's a little difficult to answer.

Liu: What are you thinking, throwing steel balls and jumping? All the money is in the ticket.

Guo: Like ours, we buy tickets first and then enter. If we don't play well, we won't get a refund.

Liu: It's the same. No matter how bad you play, you won't give up. It's bad luck.

Guo: Well, that's a good thing. I'll tell Yu Qian not to say cross talk in the theater another day. This is not enough for so many people. It's really spectacular to play here. Only 90 minutes. Li Jing really can't have Allegro again. That's all.

Liu: The whole money fan. Go back and think about it.

Guo: World Cup. Do you think it will be so popular if we also hold a crosstalk World Cup?

Liu: Crosstalk World Cup? Are there so many countries participating?

Guo: Whether he has it or not, he has done it anyway. If we don't win the championship, we can't play football. Can't cross talk kill them?

Liu: Your idea is a bit sinister. But today's game is about to start, so let's watch.

Guo: Right, right, right. Don't forget the business. Can we get started?

Liu: Go ahead and say hello.

Guo: Good evening, Tianqiao TV Station, ladies and gentlemen, in tsinghua pool.

Liu: Hey, listen to this place.

Guo: Today we broadcast the World Cup match between Brazil and England.

Liu: That's right.

Guo: Oh, it's amazing. Does Brazil know? Beautiful places, people.

(Liu Jianhong finally didn't hold on, Huang Jianxiang came up. )

Degang Guo: Yo, do you dare to say that CCTV hosts are all healthy people? Whose apprentice?

Huang Jianxiang: Hehe, we are a school of our own. He Bai and I are called the Three Musketeers of CCTV.

Guo: Yes, yes, red, yellow and white, red wine, yellow wine and white wine.

Huang: That's not true. Haven't you seen our Sanwei Liaozhai? It belongs to the chat program.

Guo: Chatting? I have seen videos, but they are all women. As they talked, they began to take off their clothes and twist their waists. All right, I'll tell you once. . .

Huang: Stop it, stop it. We are facing a national audience. Let's talk about the game.

Guo: Look, you are Huang. When I say take off your clothes, you want to go there. Who are you? Okay, say the game.

Huang: First, introduce the formations and players of both sides.

K: Good.

Huang: Brazil wears traditional yellow shirts and blue shorts and attacks from left to right, while England wears white shirts and black shorts and attacks from right to left.

Guo: That's right.

Huang: Brazil kicks off first. Cristiano Ronaldo No.9 and Adriano No.7 stand at the kick-off point in the middle circle.

Guo: That's right.

Huang: The referee today is Sanchez from Mexico, and the two assistant referees are from Costa Rica and the United States.

Guo: That's right.

Huang: You should also say something. Don't always prevaricate.

Guo: Shall I tell you?

Huang: Fresh, why didn't you say so earlier? Go ahead, it's all foreign teams anyway. Just relax。

Guo: OK, then I really said it. Xiangzi was right just now, and his introduction was very clear. At first glance, Xiangzi is a clever man.

Huang: You can't talk about me and don't repeat what I said. A little more. Don't call me Xiangzi.

Guo: Isn't it that kind? I don't like tone sandhi. Rhubarb, Huang Ge, Xiao Jian and Xiao Jian are all human beings. . . Which one do you like

Huang: Is that what you call it there?

Guo: That's what we call it there. The more it sounds like stepping on you, the closer you get. They all call me Grandpa Guo, Brother De and Uncle Gang. All the same.

Huang: Can it be the same?

Guo: What should I call you? I like listening to good things. Alas, Professor Huang, Huang Commentary, how about Huang Commentary?

Huang: Yes. . . Then you'd better call me Xiangzi. It sounds more honest. Well, I've played several rounds now, so hurry back to the game. What do you say about the formation of both sides?

Guo: Formation? What formation?

Huang: It's like the formation of soldiers in a war.

Guo: Oh, I see. I like fighting. I have loved it since I was a child.

(Huang Jianxiang runs away and lets Mazar and Liu Jianhong sit together to watch the ball. Bai doesn't believe in this evil, so he has to get back some face for you guys.

Bai: Degang, I'll tell you for Jianxiang.

Guo: Who are you?

Bai: I don't know you?

Guo: I don't know any men except the director of CCTV, but I quite like you little girls who report the weather. What Muling shirts and Qin Fang, alas, I like them very much. Help me find their signatures later.

Bai: No problem. This is a phone call.

Guo: I don't see how much skill you have. Who are you? Why don't you give me a hint and let me guess?

Bai: Huh? When to play? My name is Bai. A pine tree in a crack in the rocks of Changbai Mountain.

Guo: Poor enough. I like it. Why don't you learn from me?

Bai: Hehe, I still like drama. I'm always in the front row, taking the lead in clapping.

Guo: I often sit in the front row, too, but I just watch Sanhe ballet and look sideways. Needless to say, I can see clearly in the first row.

Bai: You mean watching ballet?

Guo: What's it to you? It depends on everything anyway. The first row is good, but it's not easy to run when the police come, is it?

Bai: I don't have that.

Guo: Don't pretend. You look very elegant with a pair of glasses. Actually, I know. Is it perspective?

Bai: How do you know? (The director) cut this paragraph, so should the live broadcast. Give a black screen first.

Guo: Don't be embarrassed, it's all youthful agitation. Confucius said: watching pornographic performances is also sex!

Bai: What a mess! Don't take me into the ditch again. Do you know me or not?

Guo: Why do you have to ask others if they know you? People in CCTV are hypocritical and love face. You know what's wrong? I wonder what's wrong. Do you think I will lose face if I don't know you, and I will be at your mercy if I know you?

Bai: That's not true. I think we are both celebrities, so we should know something about each other, right? Have you really never heard of me? Focus interview ring a bell? It's the earliest news report program in China, and it's us as soon as the news broadcast is over, and the advertising bidding is in the first three years of each year. There is also time and space in the East, and the return of Hong Kong and Macao, all of which are here.

Guo: Oh ~ I remember, yes, yes, you are all here. Isn't it all for you? You are the driver of CCTV. Hello, driver. I just like to blend in with the bottom of society, those who sell pancakes, newspapers and milk. . .

Bai: How did I become a driver?

Guo: Aren't you a white driver? Don't cheat me. I have read Historical Records. You opened a big card and said that "the rational road to peace is not as good as the four rings of passion", and finally you were shot.

Bai: Wrong is the four rings of reason and the passionate road to peace.

Guo: No matter what his reasons and emotions are, there is not a day that is not blocked.

Bai: Well, that's me. I'll be the driver.

Guo: Look, don't think that crosstalk speakers don't know anything. Can you speak cross talk without learning cross talk? When I started talking about cross talk, you didn't even know where the CCTV door was.

Bai: OK, can we get down to business? The audience will not agree to say it again.

Guo: Say, go on.

Bai: Just now I introduced the situation in Brazil, and now I will introduce England.

Guo: Britain is a poor place in history.

Bai: Let's not talk about history. Let's talk about the game and introduce the players on the field.

Guo: Let me see, England has 1 Robinson, 2 Neville, 3 Cole, 6 Terry. . . What's the point of saying that? The audience can't read, can't they see it? It's so disrespectful to the audience Those are our parents. Do parents know? Look at them, they are demeaning themselves.

Bai: Why is it just you and me? Then introduce something that the audience doesn't know.

Guo: Ah ~ ~ ~ That's right. I found an interesting thing. Unexpectedly, there are my brothers in England.

Bai: Why, do you still have English blood?

Guo: Fokker, what's your face? Can't you see that I am a thoroughbred horse in Xiawafang Street, Hexi District, Tianjin?

Bai: Why did you curse?

Guo: No, no, since we are explaining the World Cup, we still have to be in line with the world. In fact, it basically means digging for sulfur. Shette, you intellectuals just like to think.

Bai: Then tell me which one is your brother in England?

Guo: The fourth and eighth, absolutely.

Bai: You mean Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard?

Guo: Yes, they are all Germans. In fact, their real names should be Steven Gerrard and Frank Lampard Liang. One is my cousin, and the other is Xu Deliang's cousin.

Bai: Huh? There are so many relatives, so Ferdinand V is also your cousin Ferdinand's gang?

Guo: You swear, I'll slap you.

Bai:. . .

Guo: That's a black man. Your cousin just married a black man.

Bai: You can't engage in racial discrimination.

Guo: Oh ~ ~ If you say so, I have to recognize my cousin. Why don't you think that maybe this person is Fan Debiao's cousin Ferdinand Biao, and you just want to damage my reputation. I am an honest man. How can you be such an asshole to an honest man?

Bai: Who are we?

Guo: Not bad. I'm sorry if I don't slap you.

Finally, Bai was beaten away. ...