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My brother is a challenge to my sister. Look at the daily life when my brother and I love each other and kill each other.
I also have a younger brother, only one year younger than me. My zodiac is a chicken, and his zodiac is a dog. We all know that there is an idiom called chicken and dog restless. I really think these four words are the most suitable words to describe us.
As long as I can remember, I feel that we have been quarreling all the time. Sometimes I wonder why we are not brothers and can still protect me. In short, after a few days of quiet life, we are basically going to quarrel, which makes my mother very angry and makes me feel that I have two enemies.
Actually, I was a wild girl when I was a child. My mother said I was a faded girl, and all the elders around me called me little girl. Maybe when I was a child, my hair was yellow, thin and naughty. They called me that, but they didn't treat me like a girl, so my brother called me second brother.
There is also a saying on the internet: hit my brother early, but if you can't beat him, you will be spoiled. I think it really makes sense. Since high school, my brother has grown older and stronger than me. I don't think we can use force anymore, because this is a disadvantage. I am still wise.
After that, we basically started the war of mutual respect and love. Love hurts each other, but we are very happy. My dad, my mom and my sister just ignored us because we were fighting with emoticons, haha ~
My brother is naturally fond of playing, and his brain is very smart, but he is playful. He has always done well in primary school and won the first prize many times. So with his name, my father's original intention is to hope that he can continue to play, but he is really playful. Many teachers who took him told my mother so, and my mother was helpless.
I remember when he was addicted to online games in junior high school, and his study plummeted, which made my mother very anxious and gave her a good lesson. Finally, she can study hard, but it was the third grade, and he had a poor foundation in senior one and senior two, so he couldn't learn anything at all. I'm also worried that he won't get into high school. ...
However, the magic of this young man is that he can calm down and do whatever he wants. He took a surprise exam in the third grade, then took more than 600 exams and was assigned to a key class. Then my mother relaxed and waited for him to enter the university. ...
Why is this child so worried? Who knows that in high school, he was addicted to novels. My mother's earnest persuasion was useless in Grade One and Grade Two, and her grades were in a mess. Seeing that she is in the third year of high school, my mother thinks it's no good, so she puts him in a private high school.
The school is very strict, and the mobile phone problem is much better, but he can make up all the classes he missed in Grade One and Grade Two, which obviously makes people feel a lot of pressure …
Later, my dad had a serious talk with him, which was amazing. Every time he comes to this important point, I admire him infinitely. He had half a year to catch up with the college entrance examination and successfully got the notice from Fujian Normal University. He is a great man, majoring in computer science.
Actually, I admire him. Except for his clever mind, others can't easily shake his belief. Although I admire him and spit on him at ordinary times, I am really happy for him.
Last National Day, he came to Shanghai. Let's go out for dinner, go shopping and take pictures together. Long-lost parties are always particularly warm. In front of us, he is still like a child, and sometimes he is cute. This is unbearable, but without us, he is already a famous person.
Maybe only people with younger brothers know.
There is a kind of "domineering" that is, "I can bully my brother as much as I want, but no one is allowed to bully him."
I remember when I was a child, my neighbor had a brother who was several years older than us. I just entered the yard that day and found him fighting with my brother, who is younger than him. Where is his opponent? You are anxious when you see me, and you dare to bully my brother. I picked up the broom next to me and hit him ~
That gesture can be awesome, but ... we are no match for him together. We're cowards, and we won't stop until adults come. It seems that my brother really bullied me. If others dare to touch him, even if they can't beat me, they will try their best, hmm ~
He hates each other at home and misses each other when he leaves.
If we usually stay at home together for too long, it's quite harmonious at first, and I feel like I haven't seen you for a long time and I'm amiable. We should go out to play, go shopping and go shopping arm in arm, which is very impressive.
But a few days later, I began to dislike each other and spit on each other. What he complains about me most is my big face and my fat. I was so angry that I wanted to find a pot and throw it to him ~
But if he really separated, he went to school and now he has started to work. He will worry about whether he has had a good meal, whether he will be bullied outside, and whether he will worry about his heartbroken sister. I guess all sisters with younger brothers are like this. When we are together, we will dislike it, but when we are apart, we will miss it.
Today is his birthday, so I specially wrote an article for him to commemorate our love and killing each other over the years. I also thank my parents for letting my younger brother whose blood is thicker than water spend my childhood, adolescence and future with me. I will also fall in love, get married and have children in the future ... It's good to have a younger brother to witness every important moment of my life.
I also know that for a younger brother with a sister, there is a kind of "courage" that is, "no one can bully her at any time." You will, right ~
You will protect your two sisters with your father and protect us in an all-round way, right ~
Finally, I wish my little brother a happy birthday ~ he is one year older. I hope the future can be expected and everything is bright. Come on duck ~ with my brother Bauer's best wishes, haha
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