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I always thought I was smart and talented until I went to driving school to learn driving. Is there anything interesting about learning to drive?

In the year when I went to learn driving, like my eldest brother, my husband gave me an umbrella and my brother gave me a watermelon. I thought stepping into driving school was just a formality. Who would have thought that the coach gave me a whole life of doubt?

First, are you leaving?

First of all, I have practiced driving. It is autumn, but I am very hot. Yes, I'm too nervous. When I was holding the steering wheel, I heard the coach ask me, are you taking off? I said no, why? The coach motioned me to look at the tachometer, and then said, the car hasn't left yet, and your engine is running at 4 thousand rpm. If you don't want to fly, tell me why!

I'm really caught in a cycle. Didn't the coach say "Left clutch, right brake"? Did I remember wrong?

When the coach saw that I didn't know what it meant, he said, you step on the gas pedal, alas, my dear mother!

Later, I turned half a circle in the training ground, and the coach's forehead was sweaty. He said: "You just nodded at the beginning, turned the corner and refueled fiercely, didn't shift gears easily, and the gears rattled!"

Shame on me. I've never blushed so much in my life.

The coach went on to say, I dare not say anything about you when you drive, for fear that you will rush out of the driving school and drive to the road when you are nervous.

I asked, don't you also have brakes over there? The coach covered his face and remained motionless for a long time. I dare not speak! He suddenly calmed down and said slowly, let's go, it's okay, drive slowly, bit by bit, don't be nervous, just pretend there is no me in the car.

I said, I dare not drive without you. He said, oh, then I can. Come on, light the fire.

Second, the co-pilot does have a brake!

Look at the side when you turn right, not just at the front! The coach put his hand on the seat and told me. Then I put my head out of the car to see if I hit the line. The coach stopped the car as soon as he stepped on the brakes.

I said, look, I told you there was a brake!

The coach looked at me and I looked at him. He doesn't talk, and I don't talk. The blue veins on his forehead are obvious. He looked out of the window again. He said, girl, why are you so angry? When I say look at the side, I don't want you to stick your head out. I want you to look in the rearview mirror, okay? Then he waved his hand and said slowly, do you understand?

Third, when will you go back?

Okay, okay, okay. I said, don't worry, take your time.

He motioned me to light a fire and then walked back bit by bit. The students in front stopped the car as if they were angry with the coach.

My coach craned his neck and looked at me again. He asked me when you could go back in the future.

I said I'm not going back. When did I learn when to go back? Besides, it's only been a few minutes! The coach made a gesture to support his forehead. He said, I asked you when you can pass the bus. I doubt: beyond? I don't know when it will be! He helped his forehead again. He said, I don't know. It's over. I don't think we can go back today.

He looked at me motionless and didn't mean to overtake. He said, what are you waiting for when you overtake? Oh, my mother!

Oh, oh, oh, I said, this is super, this is super, don't worry, it's not worth worrying about you coming out to teach me to drive, really.

You see, you are smart, too. He said, why is it so stupid to drive a broken car? Are you sent by heaven to torture me?

Coach, do you eat watermelon?

I just walked around the parking lot, feeling very tired and exhausted. Every student is walking around, so I should get off. Looking at my husband and brother running towards me with umbrellas and watermelons, I looked back at the coach, who was also looking at me. I said, coach, do you eat watermelon?

The coach waved his hand and said, go away quickly, you are full of anger.

It was really embarrassing. Later, my husband enlightened me that acquaintances don't teach driving, and teaching driving is not an acquaintance. It must be such a strict coach that students can learn to drive well.

He talked a lot, but I didn't listen at all. I am very tired. My brother lifted the watermelon, and I didn't even look at him. My husband looked at me and said, don't make up your mind. I just saw a student being trained by a coach. You are a good coach, really.

I looked at him and then left my mouth, almost crying, thinking.

Who's not Po? Ugh!

It was also at this time that I felt smart and talented until I entered driving school. I think this is a big obstacle in my life.

But I have got my driver's license now, and I'm a good driver, but suddenly I don't like driving, especially in the city. Driving is too tiring.