A joke that makes you laugh.

1. Your life can be summed up in nine words: do whatever you want with your salary, and your salary will naturally get cold.

2. The wife's initials are LP and the beautiful initials are PL. I suddenly understood that a wife is often the opposite of beauty.

There was a traffic jam on the road, so I took out the mineral water bottle to solve it. Unexpectedly, it attracted a burst of ridicule from other drivers. I swore, "What are you laughing at? Don't you look down on people who ride battery cars? "

4. Why do all marriage proposals fall on one knee? God replied: kneeling is the grave.

When you are hungry, you are called losing weight, or you are too lazy to go out in circles and stick to it. If you do it well, it is called success, otherwise it is called not hitting the south wall and not looking back.

6. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

7. If you are lonely in the middle of the night, you can watch ghost movies. After a while, you will feel that the ceiling under the bathroom, kitchen and bed is full of people and always busy.

8. What if you are upset when you quit smoking? Have a cigarette first to calm down.

I really don't understand why you boys like playing games so much. Is it so fun? Play a game and forget all about eating and sleeping. Are you out of your mind? Aren't your eyes tired from playing games all day? Of course, if you are willing to take me to play, forget this sentence.

10. Learn to bask in the sun, the goddess takes selfies, the local tyrants bask in money, and the models bask in the body. I just want to bask in the sun, and it rains every day!

1 1. There is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day, which not only has low ratings, but also low wages.

12. The child asked his mother: Then why did you marry your father? Mom said: Mom was blind before she married your dad! The child asked his father again: Why is our family so poor? Dad said: all the money in our family has been given to your mother to treat her eyes!

13. I feel that the Internet is a black hole. The faster the internet speed, the slower the world. I just glanced at my cell phone and looked up. It has been two hours since the earth.

14. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation from old love.

15. When I went to the school cafeteria to eat, I found that the ribs were not very fresh, so I went to the chef and said, "Master, I found that the ribs this week were not as delicious as last week." The master said, "nonsense, this is last week's ribs."

16. There are still dreams. What if it is a ghost?

17. What happens when girls can't cook? In the future, when your child grows up, he will say: I miss the takeaway ordered by my mother when I was a child.

18. I was in trouble today. There are several transparent shrimps in the fish tank in the office. The leader looked at them with glasses for a long time and asked me what I kept. I said, "Shrimp!" The leader was shocked, and so was I. I quickly explained loudly: "The leader is really shrimp, not really shrimp!"

19. I once fantasized about saving the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me, but it ignores me!

20. Friend, listen to my advice. You can still make money if you lose it, so don't pay back the money I lent you!

2 1. I brought back a rooster from my hometown and was about to kill it. My wife said she would kill it, so I gave it to her. I saw her with a chicken neck and a knife in her hand! Ten minutes later, the chicken was strangled alive ... She told me that the knife was taken to distract the chicken.

22. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

23. I once had a sincere love before me, and I didn't cherish it. If you give me another chance, I won't cherish it, because it will be better!

24. Isn't it good to find a fat girlfriend? For the same money, you chose the biggest one.