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The distress after the separation and reunion of the two places
For example, every reunion of couples who have been separated for years is mostly a short time. That's better than getting married. They will be apart again before the heat passes. Where will there be contradictions? This is probably the beauty of distance.
What if we keep them together for two months in a row? The passion of the initial party has passed, and the rest of the rice, oil and salt are all fireworks, and I accidentally choked.
My wife has to cook more meals and wash more clothes. My husband hates being nagged in his ear every day. I don't like it, and I don't like it. ...
But this is better, and both sides can bear it with a little patience. Anyway, in a few days, everyone will go their separate ways.
The most annoying thing is the happy reunion after years of separation. From then on, life and death depend on each other and never give up.
Finally, the reunion of husband and wife should have been a gratifying thing, but it almost became the culprit of the couple's complete farewell.
Today, a classmate said that it was a long time ago when her husband and I just moved in together. Almost divorced at the worst. Two people can stay together for half a year without talking, and then go through the formalities when the college entrance examination children go to school.
The reason why I can't go on is also very interesting, that is, this husband casually splashed underground tea roots in the living room, and soot was scattered everywhere. He didn't change his shoes and clothes when he came in, and then he just lay in bed. After eating a mouthful of rice, he left the restaurant pushing a bowl ... all the students here were angry, but he still felt puzzled.
What a familiar scene, what a familiar smell!
I remember that when my lover comes back, as long as I change my slippers, I can always smell the foot odor that I have known for many years, but I still can't stand it. Two days ago, my sister-in-law said, what's the smell when I say come in? It turned out to be the power of my brother. The daughter said, it's still the same formula, or the familiar taste. The lover bowed his head and sniffed his feet, saying, does it taste? no ...
And the harmful smell of smoke. I smoke secondhand smoke all day, and I wonder if my lungs have been blackened.
One of my colleagues' favorite jokes is: How many days has your husband been back? Why don't you go?
There is another sentence that the parties often say: Let's go. When we leave, we will return to normal. As soon as they come back, they will break our quiet and regular life.
Or: I finally left, suddenly relaxed a lot. I can also be free and go wherever I want.
In fact, they are used to it. Of course, they also love their husbands. Of course, they also want their loved ones to go home and reunite. It's just that I'm used to the life of taking care of my children for a long time, and suddenly "too many people" has become an abnormal state.
Men have been gone for a long time, but they have already developed a "happy bachelor" life with one person eating and the whole family not hungry.
This is probably the social status quo.
There are always some people who need to stay away from home, there are always some families who need to live in two places all the year round, and there are always some people who have to sacrifice a small part of their own interests, whether for the country or for their families.
This is also the helplessness of life.
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