DNF: The Spring Festival is coming. What Spring Festival jokes have you seen?

DNF Spring Festival is coming, and there are some funny jokes every year. Let's see what they are.

1, a joke of primary school students

I'm going to enter the winter vacation. I want to buy a set of simulation questions to enrich my holiday. As long as 399 yuan, I don't play DNF and I don't know the annual gift package. Please ask good people for funding. If not, I'll ask later! That's right. A set of pupils' papers costs 399. Are there any players who support some students who love to learn? I think this primary school is going to buy 10 sets of papers to enrich itself.

23,990 letters, you are a prince.

I hope people of insight can help me with the cost of 399 yuan. I'll make him a general, 10. If anyone gives me the cost of 3990 yuan, I will make him a prince directly. After the lifting of the ban, the future of the earth is in your hands! 399 for a general, 3990 for a prince, this deal is not a loss.

I lost my money and need 399 to buy a ticket to go home.

I lost money on my way home for the Spring Festival. Will someone help me go back by train? A train ticket may not be so good for you, but for me, it is the last light in my life ... by the way, my ticket is 399. I think there are still nine brothers at the station who have no money to go home. I hope good people can sponsor it, haha.

4. Time and space warrior Di Renjie shuttles.

Time-space warrior Di Renjie traveled to 2029. Halfway through, the program got out of control and he fell in China. He has no money to go to the primary school headquarters. I hope people of insight can help me pay 399 yuan for the trip. There are fewer soldiers coming with me, only nine. I didn't expect Lord Di Renjie to cross back to crusade against pupils, so people didn't help them quickly, haha.

5399 red envelope, unlock all postures

My friend finally introduced me to a sister of 36,265,438+0,45. She is so pure in the photo, and her ponytail, black silk and childish face make me want to stop. But my sister told me that I wanted to see her, first to see my sincerity, and let me send her a red envelope of 399, and she would unlock all the postures for me at once. 399 can unlock at most one posture. I think there are nine more positions to unlock.

DNF has these jokes every year. It can be seen that the DNF900w Warriors are also talented and can come up with so many interesting jokes. What do you see?

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