Mouse joke

There is a funny joke in the fan circle of Douro Continent. A treasure has released a copy of Douluo Mainland, and both of them have ruined the characters for nothing in terms of face value and posture, which is the ugliest hand in Douluo Mainland and the ugliest file in the hands of Ahriman. "Douluo Continent" these cottage handicrafts cost 99, and the workmanship is completely unworthy of its price. It is a work that deceives fans and has no conscience. The following small series will analyze it in detail for everyone, as follows:

First, Douluo Mainland is made of fake goods, which makes fans sick. Most of the cartoons in Douluo Mainland are handsome men and beautiful women. Whether it is Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong or the three "Shrek Three Beauties" or Oscar and Dai, Yan value is the first gear. However, the shanzhai manually destroyed the character's face value. Even if Xiaowu had a face, the two rabbit ears on his head were not restored at all. At first glance, he thought it was a mouse's ear, while others thought Xiaowu was the reincarnation of a mouse spirit.

Second, the production level is not as good as manual. Unscrupulous merchants cheat fans and primary school students to report the manual work of interest classes, and the quality of the work is higher than these evil spirits. The faces of these evil spirits are almost identical, and it is suspected that they are using the same model. And their fingers and feet are rough, and they can't see details such as nails. You should know that other hand-made works with the same price, even the same cottage animation hand-made, will mostly keep the finger details, and once again, the face will not collapse. This 99-dollar "Douluo Mainland" cottage is simply deceiving fans.

Third, the "mouse essence" dance and the horse face Tang San have a strange sense of cp. Shanzhai Sanwu has reached a new height in rotten aspect, and has actually rotten out a sense of cp. Many people may feel sick unconsciously when they see the little dance that turns into a "mouse essence", but it is surprisingly suitable to make do with Tang San's horse face and a shanzhai hand in her cp. Moreover, they look similar and can be regarded as husband and wife. With the help of evil spirits, Xiaowu and Tang San in the animation look much more beautiful and handsome. In the future, 35 cp powder is not satisfied with their faces and costumes, and passers-by can throw out evil spirits to shut them up.

Fourth, Dai has an "exciting" emotion. Dai He's prosthetic hand seems to use a face model. They also have big eyes and thick eyebrows, just like the protagonist of a previous "philosophy" video, and they are inexplicably excited. The only normal thing in the cottage is Oscar. Although Oscar's costume is a little simple, at least the details are folded in place, I'm afraid Oscar fans don't buy much about the eyes and mop head of the cottage.

In fact, there is no need to buy the Douluo mainland book. If you buy it out of curiosity, it is to support profiteers, and more and more fans will be cheated in the future. As the hottest national romance, Douluo mainland is often easily targeted by some profiteers, so fans should be vigilant not to be fooled, and don't believe in blind boxes, which may attract a bunch of similar evil spirits.