What are the classic jokes of League of Legends?

Copy and paste, don't blame me for being lazy. . .

An apostle of Kik, echoing Suria's rhapsody, danced phantom dance, shed tears of the goddess, and said the last whisper in my ear. Then my greed for hydra went crazy, and a hurricane in Luana blew out Riggs' light. I couldn't see the road clearly, so I bumped into the stone of the sage, knocked out one of Nash's teeth and had a bee sting on his arm. A black cutter sent me to the rune barrier with Cage's lucky hand, and boiled me a bottle of life potion with Micael's lucky crucible. Just when I wanted to thank him, he was radiant and became a guardian angel. . . . . Finally, I survived, which is really a miracle for Irina Captier Lova!

Teacher: "What's the name of the knife Guan Yu used?"

Me: "Infinite Edge"

The teacher gave me a slap in the face.

Teacher: "What is Martin Luther King for?"

Me: "all for the peace of demasia!" " "

The teacher gave me a loud slap in the face.

Teacher: "Is it true that your classmate reported that you have Harry Potter novels there?"

Me: "Do you want to see it, too? Very nice. "

The teacher gave me a loud slap in the face.

Teacher: This classmate, don't sleep in class!

Me: scare me!

Teacher: Students, please pay attention to your words!

Me: Give me a punch!

Teacher: "Last time I took your Harry Potter, you bought it this time. Do you want to study or not? "

Me: "amazing! It's calling me! "

The teacher gave me a loud slap in the face.

Teacher: "Please answer how the acid rain in this question is formed and write the chemical equation."

Me: "ERAQAWAQAQRA"

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Teacher: "According to the safety manual you just read, please answer what measures you should take immediately if you accidentally fall to the ground in the earthquake."

Me: "Kai Zhongya!"

"pa"

Teacher: "A large number of talents and inventors emerged during the Second Industrial Revolution. Who are the two most famous? "

Me: "Hedinger and the mechanical pioneer!"

"pa"

Teacher: Don't fight with other students casually! Have you ever thought about what to do if you can't beat each other

Me: first catch the loners in other classes, then gather fire to get rid of the weak ones, and finally win by playing more and less.

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Teacher: "Everyone has the experience of forgetting something. What impressed you the most? "

Me: "I use the flash when I go out to type."

"pa"

Teacher: "Everyone should pay more attention to the disabled, especially the blind and deaf, and don't discriminate and bully them, otherwise …" "

Me: "Be careful on the road! The blind monk is sleeping! "

"pa"

Teacher: The idiom "Turn a cocoon into a butterfly" means that a caterpillar grows into a …

Me: "Kog 'Maw the Mouth of the Abyss! "

"pa"

Teacher: You are small and sit in the front row.

Me: "Have you ever seen a Jordanian who needs to look up?"

"pa"

Teacher: I have put up with you for a long time!

Me: Your loyalty means nothing to me.

"pa"

Teacher: Xiaoming, can you express my beauty without praising me?

Me: I really want to shoot something.

"pa"

League of Legends. I've been there, too. It's so simple! The first time you played, you won completely. I still remember the first time you played, and the battle was solved in an hour and a half. The strength of the other party is not good! I still remember their ids. In the middle of the road is a scum called "Dark Witch". She retired from her middle tower in 40 minutes. Add the suffix "(Computer)" after each other. They should be a team!

First of all, Galen, as a very powerful pure AP hero, should be at the very beginning, and you should have a powerful assistant. Recommend the son of the stars to go with you, because Galen is a very blue hero. At the same time, Galen's runes should use all the runes that return to blue. Talent should point out the number of growth blue and return to blue, and the rest should not be sorted. Before you start, you should go to the mall to buy a pair of gold coins and experience cards, and that's all. ? Summoner skills I recommend using clarity and ascension. In terms of equipment, Blue Crystal went out to buy two blue bottles. After you get enough money online, you must first synthesize the goddess' tears and the holy grail before you can synthesize the archangel's staff and Athena's evil holy grail. As for shoes, I recommend killing shoes. Yes, that's the one that can increase the moving speed of each head by 100 points. After the 70th floor, you can summon the Dragon to fulfill your three wishes. ? Technically, Galen's passivity provided him with enough magic penetration. His Q skill, as a ballistic skill, needs enough anticipation, so the last point is full. Galen's W is a very useful breakthrough skill, which should be the second point. Galen's e, as a rare skill in the league that can change the terrain, should be the first point. Galen's big move is his core, and it will be refreshed after Galen's death. Q rushing up 1V5 is normal, because W can make you ignore most of the damage, then help Ping A's opponent get residual blood, and finally you can directly go up to E to harvest the enemy. Killing 5 is as simple as that!

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