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I found out the secret of raising a boy and let the children cooperate.
It's getting better and better to make boys obey.
18 the curse of raising a boy
1, when the child gets up and drags.
X, get up quickly, or you will be late!
V sports commentary: the dressing competition begins, and now dad is temporarily in the lead, and the baby is catching up at full speed. ......
2. When children are unwilling to brush their teeth.
If you don't brush your teeth, X will grow worm teeth!
V Today is your 599th day of brushing your teeth. You are so cool.
3. Don't eat when children should eat.
X, stop playing and come for dinner.
V upland rice robot, please start working.
4. When children are picky about food and don't like vegetables.
X needs to eat more vegetables to grow taller.
V urgent reminder, vegetables in the kingdom of big appetite are in short supply and need to be supplemented urgently.
5. When the child is sitting incorrectly in the homework.
X, sit up straight, and be careful of hunchback.
V, why is this little tree crooked? Let me correct it.
6. When you want your child to learn to do housework.
X, come and help mom clean up.
V emergency call invincible little helper. Mom needs backup
X washes his own socks.
These little socks are killing me. Come and wash the incense and save me.
It's not smelly or fragrant, and it's cleaner than mom's.
7. I found that the child had to go to the toilet, and when it was dragged.
It's time for x to go to the bathroom, or he'll pee his pants soon.
The toilet needs watering.
8. When you want to remind your child to drink more water.
X, stop playing. Time to drink water.
Baby v, the car is going to stall. Let's go
9. When children are too close to the TV.
X stay away from the TV, your eyes are almost nearsighted!
V alarm alarm, someone is close to the TV, the distance is less than 2 meters, and the TV will automatically turn off.
10, when the children are jumping at home and affecting the neighbors downstairs.
Be gentle with X's feet, and the people downstairs will find you soon.
V Shh, be gentle, don't wake the big dinosaur downstairs.
1 1. When you want your child to exercise for a while,
X, go to exercise!
V, are we going to race and run? I want to beat you this time.
12, when you want your child to tidy up the scattered toys.
X, put away your toys quickly.
Where did these toys come from? Can you take them home?
Thank you for bringing all the toys home!
13, when the child drags before going out,
X, stop dawdling and get out!
Emergency call flash, gather at the elevator entrance immediately.
14, when you want your child to be polite.
Remember to say hello when X goes out and meets his neighbor's uncle and aunt.
V, will you go out and pretend to be an English gentleman later?
15, when the child rides the bike too fast.
X ride slowly, it is dangerous to ride too fast!
√ Speed limit of this section 10km. You're already speeding. Please slow down!
16. When you go out and want your mother to hug you.
Mother x is tired and can't hug you.
V Mom, the battery of the robot is low. Please turn on the power saving mode.
17, when you want your child to review the content of today's English class.
What did you learn in English class today?
Did you learn any new words in English class today? Please ask Mr. Ou to teach me,
I also want to learn English.
The little teacher taught me well and I learned new words.
18, when the child is naughty and unwilling to sleep.
It's almost 10 o'clock, so go to sleep quickly.
V 1。 Now start playing stupid games. Whoever speaks first loses.
Mom is very tired today and wants to go to bed early. Can you accompany me?
Thanks for coming with me, baby. Mom can sleep well with you.
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