What humorous sentences with high emotional intelligence are there?

Women drink emotional intelligence humor sentences are as follows:

1, I don't drink much, and I'm afraid of losing my worries, so I don't drink.

2, drunk, I refuse to accept anyone, just hold the wall.

I will never drink again in my life. If you see me drinking again, forget it.

4, can drink not to lose, leading the secretary.

5, wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is sung to people.

6. What can't a glass of wine do? If there is, then two cups.

7. It rained and fell, but the cup just now doesn't count.

Eight, six sixes! Hello, brothers! Who's afraid of who? Turtles are afraid of hammers!

9, ten thousand water Qian Shan total feeling, drink less.

10, half a catty of improper wine, a catty of wall support, I won't go for half a catty.

1 1, the east wind blows, the drums beat, and whoever drinks today is afraid.

12, people can't walk in the rivers and lakes without alcohol, and people can't float in the rivers and lakes without alcohol.

13, little happiness, touch along the wall; Have fun and mop the floor.

14, we are close friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable glasses of wine first.

15, if you drink it, you will fall down, and your job will be hard to protect.

16, every bosom friend has thousands of cups. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.

17, I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my feelings.

18, the biggest sorrow is: I love what is in the cup, but I regret my ignorance.

19, men live like dogs without drinking, men live like eunuchs without smoking, women live without makeup, and women live without smoking.

20, the lady advised: excited heart, trembling hands, I poured a glass of wine for the leader, and the leader didn't drink it and thought I was ugly.

2 1, the average woman doesn't drink, but the women who drink are unusual.

22, spicy wine rinse teeth, beer as tea.

23. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and the cup is handed down.

24. Young people leave home and old people come back. I'll ask this young lady to have a drink with me.

25, looks watery, tastes spicy, drinks haunted, stumbles when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets when getting up early.

On the 26th, Liang drank nine times and concentrated on training.

27, deep feelings, a stuffy; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

28. Wine is like water in a bottle. When you drink it, you are haunted by ghosts. When you talk, your legs will slip. You get up in the middle of the night looking for water, and you regret it in the morning.

29. The style of wine is style, and the bottle is level.

30. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.