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A letter that drives a mistress crazy.
A letter that drives Xiao San crazy: Fan Wenyi:
Dandan:
He calls you Zhang Xiaomei and I call you Dandan. I think you and I are more like sisters and have no sense of distance. Do you mind?
Hello, Danny. It's been a while. Although I didn't call you or ask you out for an interview, it's not that I'm not miserable, that I'm not great, and that I don't love him. On the contrary, I have always loved him, and I love him deeply with my soul. I think he loved me so much before this incident. Water under the bridge. I think it is necessary to make things clear between us. After all, it's between us two women. I hope you can reflect on it after reading it. I think I will also reflect on myself as your encouragement.
Seriously, if it weren't for him, I wouldn't know you, I wouldn't be inexplicably jealous and sad when I miss you, I wouldn't be happy when I close my eyes, I wouldn't be sleepless all night, and I wouldn't write to you and talk to you so calmly after the pain and suffering. Admittedly, I'm just an ordinary woman, and I know I don't have such a strong heart, such a broad mind and such a great tolerance. I have known him for five years and ten months. I am his college classmate, his former friend, his current girlfriend and his wife in the future. We originally planned to get a license, get married, build a nest and give birth to our Xiaobin and Xiaojia this year. Perhaps all this seems ridiculous to you, but it is really our vision and blueprint for the future. We are also working hard towards our goal. Everyone knows that life and life are always unpredictable, and the only constant is change. I still can't believe that he would do this, and I don't believe that he would betray love and me. Even so, what can be done? My love for him is still hard to be firm, so sure, so trusting. I don't think this belongs to love. Perhaps, just as a child has done something wrong and his family will forgive him, this is a kind of super-power love, a very common family affection and a human instinct. I believe that if it were you, you would forgive him, wouldn't you?
In the eyes of many people, I am an excellent and beautiful girl, who goes to the hall and goes to the kitchen. She is optimistic, intelligent and affectionate. Her parents always praise me endlessly. Sometimes, when we walk hand in hand, I can see her parents' happy smiles. I have always been very motivated, confident and even proud, and now I know what is the use of pride. Many people don't know my emotional persistence and stupidity, but pretend to be brave and strong. In fact, I'm just a woman and very fragile. I built my love bit by bit, but it only took you a moment to catch his heart. He said that you and I have too many similarities. They are all rabbits and Gemini, who dare to love and cross, are resolute, have changeable emotions, have Chinese language and literature, and even have the same girlfriend name. Perhaps this is also the fate of you and me, hehe; He said you were a good girl. You have advised him to get along with me many times. I think so too. I think you are a good girl. Compared with you, my love for him is so weak and selfish. I am not as great as you. I really can't do it. At this moment, I really respect you; He said that you have a unique temperament that I don't have; He said that you brought him unprecedented freshness, and I think this is also your charm; He said that when he saw you, he felt heartbroken and had an impulse to understand. I think this is also your strong aura. He said you were simple and kind. When I saw your WeChat, he said let's be fine, and I was deeply moved. He said that in those days, you ate together, chatted together, went shopping together and did what you wanted to do. I was very sad to hear what he said. Pictures of your happiness, happiness and life will always come to mind. Memories over and over again are like hanging on my soul. He also said that he didn't want your future because he didn't dare to think about it. He said he knew the result and he was afraid.
In all fairness, women just have that feeling, and that sixth sense is firmly rooted in your heart and mine. That day, I wanted to visit him in the new area on Saturday morning, because I was delayed at home. But I fidgeted at home and sneaked into the new district. When I opened the door, I could only say that I understood everything. Delicious sheets, used lip gloss, crumpled notes, long hair on pillow towels, and QQ that has been logged in. . . . . . . There are too many traces of you together. I want to deceive myself. I think what he told me is all friends. At that time, I thought of using extreme methods to solve the problem. I think your leader should be able to handle it. It's just a matter of a letter, that is, a letter can calm everything down. But after listening to his words, I gave up such a plan. I don't want you to get hurt again like me. But he said nothing. I really couldn't stand the silence on that occasion, and even reached out and slapped him. Now it seems that these twenty years have been wasted, and my knowledge and morality have been realized in vain. At that moment, I really felt like a bitch who scolded the street. Knowing that my hands are heavy, I can't bear to hurt the person I love, so I will bear all this, so I keep slapping my face, like a mechanical puppet, beating the rhythm of sadness. Ironically, being slapped for the first time in life turned out to be directed at yourself. Seeing this, his depressed mood suddenly broke out. He held my hand tightly and held me in his arms. He knelt down and described everything about you. He said he wanted to live a good life with me, he wanted to turn over a new leaf, he said the old man died, he said he would love him as before, don't ask me, but he would prove with practical actions that he had never left me and would never give up on me. Seeing that he was so pitiful and sincere, I chose to forgive him.
I stayed up all night that night, about three in the morning. I listened to his beloved sign language, and recalled the lovely and intoxicated look when he tapped his fingers on me. For a moment, I selfishly hoped that the time and the picture would be fixed in that second. There are also nights left by nature that miss you. It's not beautiful. Let's get married. Be quiet, dear baby. Compendium of Materia Medica. Suddenly miss you. The cowboy is busy. Oh, and the roof. I sing badly. Danny, through this incident, I realized that life is really wonderful. Regardless of their own health, doing seemingly correct, valuable and indomitable things; Finally, I understand that life will also make it hypocritical, not worth the loss, and difficult to ponder. Life is always hovering between achievement and destruction. At this time, I actually thought of a sentence that Mr. Lu Xun said in "Re-discussion on the Collapse of Leifeng Tower": Tragedy is to destroy the valuable things in life for people to see. Maybe it's a tragedy, but it's also a life. Even if it is a tragedy, we must have the spirit of not admitting defeat. I can't say that I will never give up, I won't give up, but I will stick to it. I will pursue my happiness, and he is my happiness. Even if I am black and blue, even if I am scarred, I will stick to it.
But what I want to say is that we are all highly educated people, we are all party member, and we all have our own party spirit, conscience, principles, public opinion and moral bottom line from society. We are all social people, not natural primitive people. Faced with all kinds of social pressures and temptations, we can't judge right or wrong by desire. We should also consider our own outlook on life and values, the feelings of people around us, public opinion and so on. I think you and I both understand.
Danny, I have been to your space and seen your photos. I admit: I am jealous of you, but I have never held a grudge against you. I just want to say thank you. Thank you for taking care of him and loving him for me when I am away; Thank you for your courage to love and hate and your generosity of love; Thank you. I hope you have nothing to do with it. You are a good girl, and you will find your own happiness. I always believe in love: love is the meeting of two people who have never been masked, and meet again after a long separation. You will meet the person who loves you, cares about you and regards you as a treasure. You are a good girl, and God is fair to all good girls.
Finally, I wish you all the best and good health.
I'm q, j
A letter that makes mistress fan Wen Er crazy;
Hello! Ms. Gou, I am XXX's daughter-in-law. I guess you, like me, have no rest at the moment. Me, too? I only sleep for two or three hours for several nights in a row, and I can only sleep after taking valium. Do you think it's fair to me, an innocent person? Everyone is a woman and a mother. Please think about it. Please don't be so selfish! He has no money because all the money is in my hand. He only gets less than 2000 yuan a month, and occasionally drinks bubbles with colleagues and friends. There is basically no balance every month, so you don't have to expect anything from him economically. Emotionally speaking, although he can satisfy you and you are happy with him, can you maintain it only by feelings? I know you cooked for him, and let him try his hometown food. Here I thank you for my husband! But don't forget, we can't stay apart like this. You can transfer at any time, but you haven't acted yet. Do you think he still has the energy to take care of you after our reunion? In fact, you are just a substitute while I am away. I am confident to tell you that you can never replace me! He must have told you that he is definitely not a person who can abandon me and my son!
I heard him say that it is not easy for you to eat a lot of snacks, which shows that my husband is kind. My husband feels sorry for you, because you are fellow villagers and may be more congenial, but he is really not the kind of man you need! Will he give up his wife and children to raise your and your ex-husband's children with you? You don't want him to break up with my in-laws for you, do you? My in-laws have suffered a lot for their two brothers to study. It is their pride to raise them. Please don't break your parents' hearts! My husband is working hard for his career now, please don't distract him! ! ! Let him have enough energy to fight for his career. Therefore, I sincerely advise you: Qian Qian is the best man in the world. Give up a big tree and you will get the whole forest.
He tells you that he will never leave you as long as you don't leave him. Do you believe the sweet words lying in bed? Sister, you are not a girl of seventeen or eighteen, but in your early thirties. Are you still so simple? Men all talk with their lower bodies. When he is impulsive, what good things can't be said? Besides, even if I agree to divorce, can he agree? If we really have no feelings, there is no point in getting married together, but we are really happy now. Although he is only at home a few days a month, he is considerate. If you hadn't called again and again, I don't think I would have found out. Please don't hate him, you just fell in love with someone you shouldn't love.
To tell you the truth, after what happened to you, I have always had a knot in my heart. I've been thinking about pictures of you two together lately. Do you think you are the only one suffering? I have cried, hated and hurt, but if I think about it, I can't make trouble with him. Who can't make mistakes? Who hasn't lost his way? I regard him as a lost child now. Although he bypassed the detour, he always found his way home.
There are always too many things we want to catch, and we are reluctant to let go of them. After all, what you can have is limited. If you can't let go of this, you must give up that. Giving up doesn't mean you are weak. It is a kind of wisdom that gives you insight into all aspects of life and has enough courage to let go. We improve the quality of life, not by how long you live and how much you catch, but by how many wonderful moments you catch and how many things you give up that don't belong to you.
Having said that, I hope you can forget him completely, be realistic and come out as soon as possible. Love your parents and daughter! At the same time, I apologize for the mental and physical harm he caused you.
A wife.
A letter that makes mistresses crazy Fan Wensan:
Third party:
Hello. I am your lover's original match. Or traditionally, I am your sister and you are my concubine. You will be a little surprised to receive this letter. You probably always thought I didn't know you existed. Not exactly.
Since you wrote me your resignation letter, I think it is necessary to make some things clear before you resign. You were never invisible between us. I've seen your photos and heard your stories, even including your every gesture. Are you unhappy? I will prove it to you. Are you a flat-footed tooth porcelain? It's a pity that when you decide to be a third party, all your privacy will be exposed, because only husband and wife are the closest people.
What about you? You haven't even seen my picture, have you? You will ask me why I tolerate him so much. Yes, you need to know at this time. Not tolerant, but I hope he is happy. You don't understand this. Men have the strongest sexual desire at the age of 20-30, and women should be after 30. I'm still young, so I'm not very interested in sex. So, how to bridge this gap? Through the communication between our husband and wife, the feasibility of satisfying a young lady with tools is ruled out. Decided to give him a secret concubine.
We chose you among n people, because you are young, economical and naive, and despise marriage only for love. Various characteristics make you the best candidate for the third place. Ah, you are so ordinary, but so lucky!
Do you think those gifts that touch your heart are expensive? I don't need to see those jewels, they are cheap jewels carefully selected by me in the wholesale market. He still wants to buy you a house? Yes, we are going to buy a house and pay a down payment. My name, you pay back the loan. . . . Since you have no legal status at all, all your investments are in vain. He often takes you shopping? Those are small things. You'll never guess what brand your sister uses. Otherwise you wouldn't be so proud.
I love vanity? Maybe so. Vanity at least loves face, knowing that a man who cares about himself needs fame, commitment and responsibility. Marriage is a woman's fortress. A third son like you only deserves to take love as a fig leaf and be a base for no regrets. I'm not in charge of credit cards? Yes, but I know his company. I pay my credit card bill every month.
Yesterday was my birthday? Joke! My birthday has already passed. Speaking of which, you should remember that day, that is, the day when you went to have an abortion alone and repeatedly called but no one answered. He is having dinner with my parents-in-law. The excuse he gave me was playing mahjong all the time? We didn't choose you wrong. Such lies only exist in the annual letter. Then why does he always like to talk like this, such as I am vain and weak at home, and so on? That's because he is smart enough to find that you like to hear that. You don't love him and you don't love sex, but he finds that you like to fantasize about conquering another excellent woman and even get the pleasure of touching her name. He analyzed that this may be because you have always had an inferiority complex, because you never stood out in the process of growing up!
No! This letter tells you that you are a complete failure!
In fact, why should women embarrass women? Why does the elder sister embarrass the younger sister? I hid the truth, made you narcissistic like a lotus flower, and took you away with my own mirage. But after reading your complacent letter, I feel it is my duty to make you more sober on the road of life. I hope you can understand some truth. The man who really loves you is not shopping or buying a house, but actually giving you legal responsibility. Now you will be hurt, but please believe that our starting point is good.
Now that you're quitting, I'm really a little embarrassed. You secret concubine, we spent money. But it's sour. It's not worth much. On the bright side, it is indeed cheaper and more worry-free than a young lady. So, as the original, thank you for your contribution. Speaking of which, if you insist that working for three jobs is a promising career for you, but just want to change employers, my sister will write you a letter of recommendation. Because there is still a market at present, you have an advantage. You are cheap, economical, young, open-minded and relatively clean (relative to a young lady). Not having sex and not getting pregnant is really the third best way to appease your husband. Therefore, I highly recommend you!
You're welcome. Don't thank me. This is what I should do!
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