Naive boy joke

1, an adult saw a child with a RMB of 100 in his hand and tried to cheat. He went over, showed the child three RMB 1 yuan, and said to the child, "You give me this piece of paper, and I will give you all three pieces of paper." The child nodded and said, "As long as you learn to scream three times, I will give it to you." Adults looked around and no one was around, so they called three times. When the adult finished the phone call, the child smiled and said, "All dogs know that 100 yuan is more than 3 yuan, don't I know?"

2. "Dad, how do you spell the word" cake "for moon cakes?"

"It's the word" cake "for sugar cake."

"How do you write the word" cake "for sugar cakes?"

"It's the word" pancake "for pancakes!"

"How do you spell pancakes?"

"You idiot, I can't teach you by analogy!"

3. A child went to the drugstore to buy medicine. As soon as he entered the door, he said, "Boss, buy medicine."

Boss: "I have a low voice."

"Little cicadas sing louder!"

"knowing that there is no tongue!"

"The dustpan has a tongue. Why doesn't it ring? "

"It's made of bamboo, of course it doesn't ring."

"The flute is also made of bamboo. Why is it ringing? "

"The flute has eyes!"

"A sieve also has eyes. Why doesn't it ring? "

"The sieve is dead."

"Firecrackers are dead things. Why is it ringing? "

"It has medicine in its stomach."

"You also have medicine in this shop. Why doesn't it ring? "

"My medicine. . . "

The boss was struck dumb by the child.

4. Father: "You are responsible for teaching your brother well."

Son: "What if he doesn't listen to me?"

Father: "That proves that you are incompetent."

Er Yu: "What if I don't listen to you?"

Father: "That proves ..."

The child eats at his aunt's house, and her aunt cooks fish for him.

The child said while eating: this fish is really delicious. It would be better if it didn't have thorns!

6. Mom told Pippi to get up: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times! "

Pippi said, "What does cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! "

7. Dad told his daughter that she was often hungry when she was a child. After hearing this, the daughter had tears in her eyes and asked sympathetically, "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?"

Tong Tong asked his mother, "Why do you call Mr. Jiang your ancestor?"

Mother said, "Because ancestors are the names of the dead."

Tong Tong said: "Will those dead grandmothers be called' fresh milk'?"

9. Mom often says to Xiaomei, "You can't swing in a skirt, or the little boy will see the underwear inside!"

One day, Xiaomei said happily to her mother, "Mom, I played on the swing with Xiaoming today, and I won!" " "

Mother said angrily, "didn't I tell you?" Don't put on a skirt! "

Xiaomei proudly said, "but I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear! "

10, my daughter was curious about the navel, so she asked her father, who simply explained the reason why the umbilical cord connects the fetus and the mother, saying that after the baby left the mother, the doctor cut off the umbilical cord and tied it in a knot, which later became the navel. The daughter said, why doesn't the doctor tie a bow?

1 1. One day, Xiao Ming and his father went out to play. When it was time for dinner, his father took him to the door of a small restaurant. Xiaoming refused to go in anyway, and his father asked him why. Xiaoming pointed to the sign in front of the restaurant and said, "I don't want to pee and stir-fry rice-"The original sign said: stir-fry.

Father: Pierre, don't go to school today. Your mother gave birth to two little brothers for you last night. Just tell the teacher. Pierre: Dad, I only said that I gave birth to one. I want to save the other one for next week when I don't want to go to school.

13, Dad Buck is sitting on a park bench to rest. A child stood by him for a long time and never left. Buck was very surprised and asked, "Angel, why do you always stand here?"

The child said, "This stool has just been painted. I want to see what you look like when you stand up. "

14. One day after school, a little boy asked his mother, "Mom, where am I from?"

Mother thinks this question is not easy to answer, but she should take this opportunity to educate her children, taking cats and dogs as examples, and seriously talk about the reproductive process.

After listening to this, the son said doubtfully, "How did this happen? My deskmate said that he is from Shanxi! "

15, a classmate always uses other people's toilet paper when going to the toilet, and never buys it himself.

Once, someone saw him holding paper and said angrily, "why do you always use other people's toilet paper?" Won't you buy it yourself? "

He said, "Why are you so stingy? It's just a little toilet paper. I'll pay you back when I run out! "

Mom: Pierre, do you want a biscuit?

Pierre didn't respond. His mother asked, Pierre, do you want a biscuit?

Pierre said, Yes, Mom.

Mom said: Why should I ask you twice?

Pierre: Because I want to eat two tablets.

17. In the year of graduation, I went out to play and asked my local classmates to book a hotel for me before I arrived at my destination. When we arrived, we called him and asked him which hotel he was. He said: Baixia Hotel. We asked again: Which one is white? He said: It is red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple white.

18, the kitten goes to kindergarten. One day, the teacher asked: Who knows how many countries there are in the world?

The kitten said: I know!

The teacher said: Then tell me which countries there are.

The kitten said: There are two countries, namely China and foreign countries!

19, Xiaoming went to grandma's birthday party. When it's time to eat birthday buns, Xiao Ming asks, "Why do we eat this kind of birthday buns like ass?" They listened to the face big change. Then Xiao Ming opened his handbag, looked at the bean paste inside and said, "Grandma, look! There is also shit in it! " Everyone fainted, vomited and vomited.