A super funny joke to make people happy

Eating radishes

I went to a meeting today and met my colleague Da Liu on the way there. He was eating radishes while walking.

I asked: "Oh, this season, all the fruits have come down, how can you eat radishes?"

Da Liu: "You don't understand, eat it and have a meeting You can only leave early when the time comes!"

Me: "What do you mean?"

Da Liu: "Our section chief said, I can understand if you have something to do during the meeting. , but at least you have to fart!"

2. Kill half

My father asked Xiao Ming to buy a bottle of wine and told him that no matter how much the boss offered, he would kill half the price. Xiao Ming He nodded and went.

Xiao Ming: How much does this wine cost?

Boss: 80.

Xiao Ming: No, 40.

Boss: About 60.

Xiao Ming: No, 30.

Boss: Then 40.

Xiao Ming: No, 20.

Boss: 30 is enough!

Xiao Ming: No, 15!

The boss was angry: I might as well give it to you for free!

Xiao Ming: No, I have to give away two bottles.

The boss vomited blood!

3. Too anxious

Lao Wang had severe stomach pain, so he went to the hospital for treatment. After the doctor made an examination, he began to write a diagnosis. When Lao Wang stepped forward to take a look, he saw that the doctor had written the word "gastric cancer" and he immediately fainted.

The doctor rushed to rescue Lao Wang. After struggling for a long time, he finally woke up and asked the doctor desperately: Is my stomach cancer early or late?

The doctor said: You are too anxious, I haven’t finished writing yet. With that said, he took out the diagnosis certificate and showed it to Lao Wang. It said "gastric cancer can be ruled out".

Hahaha, send this to friends in the group to smile, and remind everyone not to scare yourself when nothing happens!