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Journey to the West borrows three scripts from banana fans.

Act I the Monkey King borrows a banana fan: Tang Sanzang, the Monkey King, Pig Bajie, Sha Wujing, and props for the elderly: Flame Mountain.

Bai: It is said that the Monkey King, Pig Bajie and Sha Wujing escorted Tang Sanzang to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. I experienced many difficulties along the way. On this day, the four of them came to a hill ~ ~ (at this time, the hero came out slowly)

Don: I said Wukong! Isn't it autumn? Why is this happening here? (My hand keeps fanning, and it feels very hot)

Sun: Master, it's really hot! My old grandson is dying of heat! (Scratching your ears and scratching your cheeks with both hands, moving around all over)

Pig: (making an exaggerated gesture of sticking out your tongue to dissipate heat) Yes! Yes! Look at my old pig's body. If it continues to heat up, I will keep a good figure for many years (pointing to my stomach and looking satisfied) and become a roast suckling pig and pork! (This moment stops for 2 seconds) Ah ~ ~ ~ (Suddenly screaming eight degrees higher) Look, Master, the oil is flowing out (looking at your arm with your eyes, it looks very distressed) ... Ah! What to do! Master ~ You must help me (kneeling beside Master's skirt) ...

Sha: I said brother! According to your lazy character, you can make it up in a few days, so don't talk about your brother's place!

Pig: (trying to hit Sha Wujing) OK! How dare you make me laugh? It's getting rude!

Don: OK! You other disciples, stop arguing! Go and see what this place is!

Pig: Yes! Master!

Pig head: (secretly talking to Sha Wujing) Hum! For the master's sake, I will leave you alone this time.

Sha: (deliberately exaggerating his hand to express his gratitude) Thank you, Second Brother, you have a lot!

Tang: Wukong and Bajie! Go and find out! Why is it autumn, but it's still as hot as a flame here?

Sun: Yes! Master. Everything depends on me ... I'll come back as soon as I hear anything. (Wukong and Bajie go forward, and Sanzang and Wukong leave)

At this moment, an old man walking with his head down came from a distance. )

Sun: This old gentleman, please wait a moment ... this old gentleman ... wait a moment ... this old gentleman ... this old gentleman ... (The lower you speak, the slower you speak).

Pig: Big Brother ~ He can't seem to hear! Maybe he is deaf! (pointing with a finger)

Pig: Brother, you can't call people that. Look at my method (chest clap, confident action).

Pig: old man ... damn it! All right! Look at me. (Raise your hands and shout loudly) Old ~ First ~ Born ~ Wait ~ First ~ Next ~ ~ ~

Old: Hey! (At this time, Sun and Pig's actions were startled.) It's so noisy! Who's yelling at ghosts? It's so noisy

Pig: Gee ~ I thought you were deaf ... I didn't expect you to hear it! Why don't you answer ~

Old: I just choked on the saliva and couldn't speak! (The action of coughing! At this time, the old man bowed his head)

Sun: Grandpa, let me ask you a question.

Old: (The old man looks up first! Then I was shocked. How did you ... you ... how did you grow up like this? I'm not mistaken! (Rubbing his eyes hard) (shaking all over, his voice trembling, making frightened gestures and expressions) Move a talking monkey (Finger Sun) and a talking pig (pointing at the pig with trembling fingers). Wow! ..... This is a monster ... Ah! Help ... who will help ... (escape action)

Don: (catching up slowly from behind) Amitabha (gesturing Amitabha with his hand), don't be afraid, old man. We are from the East, and we are going to the Western Heaven to learn from the scriptures. We are not monsters on the road. These are my three disciples. This is my eldest disciple, whose name is the Monkey King.

Old: You are not a monkey. (puzzled expression)

Sun: No! You can call me Lao Sun. (Smiling expression)

Tang: This is the second apprentice, Bajie.

Lao: You lied to me. Why does he look like a pig? It must be a monster. ...

Pig: Hehe ... Hehe ... Hehe ... I just like eating! (Hum like a pig)

Don: This is the third apprentice, named Jason Wu.

Sha: Hello, old man. (Salute with folded hands)

Old: Oh! It gave me a fright. He turned out to be a VIP of the Tang Dynasty. Welcome to the Flame Mountain. (the expression is relaxed! )

Don: Old man, you said this was ... (interrogative tone)

Old: The Flame Mountain (with positive tone and slow voice)

Sun, Pig and Sand: Flame Mountain (Sun) ~ Flame Mountain (Pig) ~ Flame Mountain (Sand) ~ Never heard of it (hands spread out, answer together)

Lao: The Flame Mountain here is 800 miles long. It's really harder for you to cross it than to ascend to heaven ... (shaking his head and sighing)

Don: Amitabha (hands doing Amitabha) Well ... what should we do! (Say that finish, he looked at the Monkey King and made a very urgent action. )

Sha: Yes! What should I do? (Looking at the Monkey King after finishing, very anxious)

Pig: Brother! What do you suggest we do? (Looking at the Monkey King after finishing, very anxious)

Sun: Hello! Why is everyone looking at me? How do I know what to do? (Hands held high, helpless north)

Old: Don't worry, there is a way ... (speak slowly, suspense)

Don: Amitabha (hands doing Amitabha). What can you do, old man? (Looking at the old man after speaking, anxious to know the expression)

Sha: Yes! What method? (Looking at the old man after speaking, anxious to know the expression)

Pig: Yes! Yes! What is the solution? (Looking at the old man after speaking, anxious to know the expression)

Sun: That's right! Please tell me what the method is. (Looking at the old man after speaking, anxious to know the expression)

Old: Hmm! Just borrow a banana fan from Princess Iron Fan (light cough! )

Don, Sha, Pig and Sun: Banana fan! Princess Iron Fan! (Four people look at each other, then at the old man)

(Music starts ~ ~ The curtain falls slowly ~ ~)