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The unique funny personality of the 22 holiday. Tell me about Daquan. You have a good personality. You are not tall and your personality is not good.

1. I really don't want to use my endless colorful words to attack your poor and unsightly language.

2. You have a good personality, and your short personality is still so bad.

3. Your name will appear in my household register one day!

4. My principle is: I won't commit crimes unless people commit crimes against me; If people attack me, I will be angry!

5. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

6. I love myself and have more rivals.

7. Being friends is because it is important, because friends are more reliable than lovers

8. I have no intention of going back alive after I came into this world.

9. I don't know why you laugh all day. You laugh like a broken cloth shoe.

1. What's the feeling of math class? Do you know what it is to watch Korean dramas without subtitles?

11. I think I'm not bad. You think I'm good. Do you want to try to fall in love with me?

12. It is not difficult to be single, but it is difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single.

13. Adolescence love is spiritual opium. No matter whether you smoke or not, there are always countless Lin Zexu standing behind you.

14. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

15. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of going back alive.

16. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of going back alive.

17. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many cooks for years!

18. All the bubbles we blew have gone with the wind and disappeared into memory.

19. Your half-exposed ass has exposed your man show heart.

2. Do you love me? Do you belong to me? You can have it when you are alive, and you can take it away when you are dead?

22. Real companionship can stand ups and downs, and it can stand dullness

23. Come to the bowl quickly! ! !

24. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of going back alive.

25. There is one of the scariest books in the world, that is, Marriage Certificate.

26. I should have been heartless a long time ago, so I don't have to tear my heart out now.

27. When I was a child, no matter Chinese or math, I was Xiao Ming as long as I gave questions. I'm still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

28. B. I want to give my mother-in-law a bad review. Why? B. The delivery is too slow. A.

29. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that the world has made me a bitch!

3. Life is so fucking funny, because life always fucking plays with me.

31. Why didn't you take your face to study bulletproof vests?

32. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of going back alive.

33. Don't say that I am sensational enough, at least I didn't impress you

34. I watched you walk onto the stage with my own eyes, and I don't know whether you are going to make a fool of yourself or not.

35. When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

36. Forever, not at all. The seas run dry and the rocks crumble. It's sheer bullshit!

37. We are still children, but June 1st is no longer ours.

38. Because of your expression, I angrily lost my appetite and moved from the canteen to the toilet.

4. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of going back alive.

41. Falling in love is a waste of green and money. It's better to go home and plant fields!

42. If God can't make me thin, make my friends fat.

43. Other women can lose weight. Why can't you? Are you an idiot? Should you be a fat pig by nature?

44. In fact, I have worked so hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

45. I also scold myself for being extremely naive!

46. What do you think of Yuan Fang?

47. Always young, always pretending, always unappreciative, always in tears.

48. Since I came into this world, I have no intention of going back alive.

49. The teacher said I was a troublemaker, so I won't go to school. Come on, you should think so. You're a shit-churn. What are the others?

5. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men have a baby?

51. I bowed my head, not giving up, but looking for money.

52. I have been wandering between a lady and a rough girl.

53. Your name will appear in my household register one day!

54. pretend to be normal when you are already in a stormy mood.

55. If I see you again, I'll just smile and say,

Long time no see. 56. The favorite thing in winter, besides hot pot, is the quilt ...

57. I believe it's not easy to meet someone I like.

58. I'm not afraid to kick you. I'm just afraid of getting Nike on my sister's feet.

59. Drink medicine, pass the bottle, hang yourself on the rope, and see off the jumper waving a handkerchief.

6. Rogues are not to be feared, but they are afraid of being educated.

61. I'm not going to meet netizens unless I change my monogamy.

62. I believe it is not easy to meet someone you like

63. There is pain everywhere, and what is more lasting and sharp than pain is that there are waiting with expectations everywhere.

64. Tear the skin off the left face and stick it on the right face. The left face is shameless, and the right face is double-skinned.

65. I believe it's not easy to meet a person I like

66. My outlook on life, red bull for a while, Wang Laoji for a while.

67. I believe it is not easy to meet someone you like.