Looking for such a cold joke

1 Once upon a time, there was a kind of soft candy. After walking in the street for a long time, it suddenly said, my feet are so soft!

1. 1 Once upon a time, there was a bottle of yogurt. Walking in the street for a long time, I suddenly said: My feet are so sour ~ ~! [Xin Wei was original, and when my friend sent it to me, I thought it would be better to change it, so this sentence came out]

Stones fight with rice cakes, and when they get angry, they kick them into the sea. ...

Tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who privately decided to spend their lives, but the boy needed to perform military service, so they made a vow with the girl to give them.

I gave the girl a diamond ring and promised to meet again today in three years. At that time, this ring will be used as a wedding ring.

Three years have passed, but the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. She was heartbroken and desperate. She threw the diamond ring into the sea and left home. However, the boy has been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date place, which became an eternal regret. The boy was heartbroken ... A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught?

Rice cake ~ ~!

What animals can be attached to the wall?

Answer: Seal (poster)

Walking on the road, I suddenly got hungry and ate myself. ...

One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves.

The wolf easily destroyed the straw house, wooden house and brick house, and the three little pigs ran desperately.

But the wolf caught up with him. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. Allah gave up,

Whatever you want. At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said:

Then tell me where little red riding hood is.

A small match, its head itched, so I grabbed it, and then it caught fire and set itself on fire.

Then I went to the hospital and became a cotton swab because my head was covered with gauze. ...

An egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg.

A mung bean felt depressed, so it jumped down from the floor of 100 and became a red bean. Do you know why?

Because he's bleeding.

10 story of penguin and camel: one is very cold and the other is very hot. . . .

The little penguin asked his mother, "Mom, Mom, why do we live in the North Pole?"

Mother penguin replied, "because it's cold enough here!" " The little penguin said, "Wow, it's really cold." . . "

The little camel asked his mother, "mom, mom, why do we live in the desert?"

Mother camel replied, "because it's hot enough here!" " "The little camel said," Wow, it's really hot. . . "