Selected dialogues of English jokes

Tommy: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

He won

Tom: Johnny, how is your little brother?

Johnny: He is ill in bed. He's hurt.

Tom: That's too bad. What happened?

Johnny: We played a game to see who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

Step 2 reward

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "This is a prize, Mom," he explained.

"prizes? Why, dear? "

"For natural history. The teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich has, and I said three. "

"But ostriches only have two legs."

"I know now. But all the pupils said four, so I was the closest. "

award

Little Albert came home from school with a new book under his arm. "This is a prize, Mom." He explained.

"prizes? Because of what? Dear? "

"Because of science class. The teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich had, and I said there were three. "

"But an ostrich has two legs."

"I know now. But other students said there were four. So I am the closest to the correct answer. "

3. Portrait of God

A little boy is sketching with a pencil and paper.

When his mother asked him what he was doing, he immediately replied proudly, "I am drawing a portrait of God."

His mother was surprised and scared, and said, "You can't do this. No one has seen God. No one knows what God is like. "

But the little boy replied politely, "well, when I get through, they will know."

Portrait of God

A little boy is sketching with a pencil and paper.

When his mother asked him what he was doing, he immediately replied proudly, "I am drawing a portrait of God."

His mother was surprised and scared, and said, "You can't do this. No one has seen God, and no one knows what God looks like. "

But the little boy proudly replied, "When I finish painting, they will know."

4. the rest of the sheep

The teacher said, "If a shepherd puts twenty sheep on the grass in a field and five of them jump over the fence, how many sheep are left?"

"No," cried little Mike. The teacher said, "I'm surprised you can't count." I know you are good at arithmetic, but you have made such a mistake now. "

Little Mac said, "You know arithmetic, teacher, but you don't know sheep. I know that if one sheep jumps, the rest will jump with it. "

The remaining sheep

The teacher said, "If the shepherd puts 20 sheep on the pasture and 5 sheep jump out of the fence, how many are left?"

Little Mike replied loudly, "No." The teacher said, "I'm surprised you can't count." I know you are good at arithmetic, and now you will make mistakes. "

Little Mike said, "Teacher, you know arithmetic, but you don't know sheep." I know that if one sheep jumps out, the rest will jump out with it. "

5. Be careful what you wish for

A couple who have been married for 25 years are celebrating their 60th birthday.

During the celebration, a fairy appeared. She said that because they have been such a loving couple for 25 years, she would give each of them a wish.

My wife wants to travel around the world. The fairy waved, and boom! She has a ticket in her hand.

Next, it's Hu's turn to make peace. He paused for a moment, then said shyly, "Well, I want a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand, and boom! He is Tony.

Make a careful wish

A couple who have been married for 25 years are celebrating their 60th birthday. They were born on the same day.

A fairy appeared at the celebration. She said that because they were a loving couple who had been married for 25 years, she gave each of them a wish.

My wife wants to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand. "bang!" A ticket appeared in her hand.

Next it's the husband's turn to make a wish. He hesitated for a moment and said shyly, "Then I want a woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy picked up her wand. "bang!" He is 90 years old.

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