A joke suitable for sixth grade children, very funny.

1, my son often likes to ask his mother to tell him stories before going to bed, and he will fall asleep slowly after listening. One day, his mother went out, and he asked his father to tell him, and his father readily agreed. His son was lying in bed, with his eyes closed, waiting for the story his father brought him. After waiting for several minutes, nothing happened. His son opened his eyes and saw his father lying beside him asleep. . .

2. After 7.23 in Wenzhou. Every time I say goodbye to my friends and hear the words "See you soon", I have to add: Are you flying or taking the high-speed train?

What is your husband's annual salary? "8 million" "God, it's much better than mine. I'm so happy. The friend said. " This is the basic salary. ""What do you do? " The friend asked again "dream" and "..." friend.

4. Holding a fishing rod and hook, fishing silently in rivers, lakes and seas is called "fishing play". Those who fish silently in the sea of the city without fishing rods and hooks are called "fishing law enforcement".

5, sister: "The left eye should sleep, and the right eye should not. What should I do? ! "Brother:" Then close all the windows of your heart, and it will be ok. "