What jokes do elephants and ants have?

What jokes do elephants and ants have?

Ants and elephants secretly hook up. Elephant: "There's one thing I've always wanted to do, but I can't." Ant: "What is it?" Elephant: "Hold your waist."

The ant fell into the water and was drowning. The elephant shouted, "I'll save you." The elephant plopped into the water, and as a result, a huge wave washed the ants into the water far away. ...

Seeing the ants playing, the elephant came forward to tease her: "Why don't you buy me a cup of tea?" The ant looked up and said with a smile, "No!" The elephant asked, "Why not? Don't you have tea at home? " The ant said, "No, last time I called an elephant to my house to play, he broke all my stools."

What are the extensions of the jokes about elephants and ants?

Ants and elephants have just been married for two days and are clamoring for a divorce! The judge asked the reason, and the ant said, "Can we go?" It takes 20 minutes to climb a kiss! "The elephant did his duty and roared," Leave, leave resolutely! I want to find a kiss with a magnifying glass for a long time, and finally I found it. I held my breath and disappeared again! "

In the cinema, the ants were fascinated when suddenly the elephant sat in front and blocked the screen. The ant was very angry and ran to the front seat of the elephant and sat down. The ant turned to the elephant and said, must be very unhappy to be blocked by me?

A group of ants climbed up the elephant's back, but were knocked down by the earthquake. Only one ant sticks to the elephant's neck. The ant below shouted, "strangle him, strangle him, small sample, what a fucking retrogression!" " "

The ant refused to accept the elephant and decided to have a boxing match with it! On the day of the match, the elephant waited for the ant in the boxing ring early, but the ant arrived late. At this time, the monkey reported: "The ants can't find the right boxing gloves, so angry!" "